SUCCESS

ardinn

Success!!!

After several days in Wexford general hospital - I finally did it. I pisssed out the bastard of a kidney stone.

A small yet deadly advesary, we had been trapped together four 6 days!! Although the little blighter did contribute to me getting copiuos amounts of pathadine and morphine, (and this time last night getting 2 injections of each in a 3 hr period) we had to go our seperate ways. I now have him in a little sample jar beside my bed.

He looks alone and afraid, the way he should, the pain he has caused (oh the pain) has been unbearable at times yet now he is weak and I have him to do with as I please!!!

His future looks bleak, all I need now is that team of firemen from the gaviscon add to absail down my knob and put out the fire that is currently raging!

Share your stories.

TT09

Bet your going to pull the bejasus ou ur self

Oranage2

Kidney stones scare me more than death

JohnathanM

TT09 wrote: »

Bet your going to pull the bejasus ou ur self

Isn't that what he wants the firemen for?

starbelgrade

That's fucking gross.

Stained Class

Stone me!

ardinn

TT09 wrote: »

Bet your going to pull the bejasus ou ur self

I couldn't bring myself to do it.









Yet!

Kold

Pics or gtfo.


Also, drink less milk.

Standard Toaster

Post a pic of the lil blastard

hondasam

stop whinging It's not like you had a baby :pac:

orourkeda

hows your stones

ardinn

Kold wrote: »

Pics or gtfo.


Also, drink less milk.

Ok!

Also I drink or eat feck all dairy and this is my 6th time in hospital with them. Getting quite nervous about kidney damage at this stage!

Voodoomelon

Congrats!

I feel your pain, when you've had a cystoscopy you laugh in the face of all other procedures!

Fart

Kold wrote: »

Pics or gtfo.


Also, drink less milk.

I just finished a glass of milk, then I was onto your post. :eek:

Fart

hondasam wrote: »

stop whinging It's not like you had a baby kick in the bollox :pac:

FYP!

strokemyclover

Every AH poster has a metaphorical Kidney Stone they are trying to flush by continually posting nonsence in this forum hoping it will pass the object which is causing the pain in their abdomen. Thanks is the morphine that makes posting in this forum not so bad.

When will you receive the stone jar that confirms you no longer need to post in this forum anymore?

I reckon I'm fairly close - the pain has reached my urethra, the doctor is gripping my hand and asking me to PUSH!!!!!!

starbelgrade

strokemyclover wrote: »

Every AH poster has a metaphorical Kidney Stone they are trying to flush by continually posting nonsence in this forum hoping it will pass the object which is causing the pain in their abdomen. Thanks is the morphine that makes posting in this forum not so bad.

When will you receive the stone jar that confirms you no longer need to post in this forum anymore?

I reckon I'm fairly close - the pain has reached my urethra, the doctor is gripping my hand and asking me to PUSH!!!!!!

I'll have some of what you're smoking.

Donal Og O Baelach

Rock on dude. Respect

wild_cat

Voodoomelon wrote: »

cystoscopy

:eek:

I nearly puked.

strokemyclover

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'll have some of what you're smoking.

I think you should come with me to AA (After-Hours Anonymous)

policarp

Are you takin' the piss?

ardinn

Voodoomelon wrote: »

Congrats!

I feel your pain, when you've had a cystoscopy you laugh in the face of all other procedures!

Hmmmm

my enthusiasm for next week has faltered somewhat!!

Voodoomelon

^^ I chickened out all the same, was knocked out for the count thank the lord. However, the first piss after it would make you want to cut your mickey off, sweet Jesus...

Stained Class

hondasam wrote: »

stop whinging It's not like you had a baby :pac:

Did you?


*wondering is hondasam female*

ardinn

Voodoomelon wrote: »

^^ I chickened out all the same, was knocked out for the count thank the lord. However, the first piss after it would make you want to cut your mickey off, sweet Jesus...

Your not filling me with happiness right now. Ah well, it will have to be done I suppose

hondasam

Stained Class wrote: »

Did you?


*wondering is hondasam female*

yes

Voodoomelon

ardinn wrote: »

Your not filling me with happiness right now. Ah well, it will have to be done I suppose

Haha, don't worry buddy, its not bad. I'm only 27 and had to have it done, doctor said they always knock young men out for it, I can see why. Once you get through the first piss, its plain sailing.

cocoshovel

Sudden pain in kidneys. How do I get them? not that I want them.

cruiser178

bad knob storys are not good.

*cups penis in hammock :cool:

Gary ITR

hondasam wrote: »

yes

Was labour akin to VTEC kicking in?..... Yo

I'm getting to hate hospitals, I've had over 40 stitches in my lifetime, the most in one sitting was 14 the rest were 5/6 jobbies BUT every one of them was above the neck. Also my car has caused a severe kidneyish infection which has been quite painful

ardinn

I'm 28 so hopefully they hit me with a hammer!

It's not a bad knob story.... Can go that way though. I think it clcium that builds up in the kidneys into a solid stone, then tries to move through a tube to your bladder, but the tube is 2 small, so it gets stuck and starts hurting (understatement) and ripping until it eventually either gets through or surgery or blasting is required. Blasting is bloody awful too!

Esel

An 8mm 'baby' . . . .

Voodoomelon

Onkle wrote: »

Also my car has caused a severe kidneyish infection which has been quite painful

Say what?

ardinn

Holy god! Mine is 3.1. That's insane. Like pass out and die pain!!

Gary ITR

Voodoomelon wrote: »

Say what?

Yup

Standard Toaster

3am and I'm googling Kidney stones.... >.<

Thanks AH :pac:

TeddyTedson

Esel wrote: »

An 8mm 'baby' . . . .

You again:mad:

Hal Emmerich

Esel wrote: »

An 8mm 'baby' . . . .

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You again:mad:

Maybe this one won't be locked.

Your turn Esel...

policarp

The way to suck Cess is on your knees...

Esel

Hal Emmerich wrote: »

Maybe this one won't be locked.

Your turn Esel...

There is no mwah emoticon.

No hard feelings, Ted. I was over the limit, and you were just being you.

TeddyTedson

Esel wrote: »

There is no mwah emoticon.

No hard feelings, Ted. I was over the limit, and you were just being you.

I like you Esel, there's no lying in you.

I popped your smiley by the way too.

CrazyRabbit

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Post a pic of the lil blastard

And now come on, leave his kids out of this!

Voodoomelon

Onkle wrote: »

Yup

lol, yup what? How did your car give you a kidney infection?

WIZE

Esel wrote: »

An 8mm 'baby' . . . .

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You again:mad:

Esel wrote: »

There is no mwah emoticon.

No hard feelings, Ted. I was over the limit, and you were just being you.

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I like you Esel, there's no lying in you.

I popped your smiley by the way too.

IS this Love

DonJose

Just googled Kidney Stones :eek: can't imagine anybody passing this feckers

http://diseasedietcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kidney-stones-3.jpg

TeddyTedson

WIZE wrote: »

IS this Love

Nope, it's Scarface :P