Driving test bribe

AstonMartin

What would happen if you knew you failed your driving test and offered the tester E500 and he reported you to the powers that be?

El Weirdo

AstonMartin wrote: »

What would happen if you knew you failed your driving test and offered the tester E500 and he reported you to the powers that be?

I'd guess a pretty lengthy driving ban.

Diabhal Beag

You'd be an idiot

Jagle

El Weirdo wrote: »

I'd guess a pretty lengthy driving ban.

really? dont see how they could ban you from driving.

Marsden

They couldn't do anything, its your word against theirs. I brought €100 along in case i failed, luckily I passed and retained the cash.

Hookah

AstonMartin wrote: »

What would happen if you knew you failed your driving test and offered the tester E500 and he reported you to the powers that be?

It depends if the E500 is in a brown envelope or not.

chin_grin

A waste of 500 and possibly a fine and/or a ban on driving.

I'd personally go for all of the above.

What's worrying me is that I'm unsure if this is just hypothetical!

Hookah

chin_grin wrote: »

What's worrying me is that I'm unsure if this is just hypothetical!

I hope so.

Bribing a driving test official shouldn't cost more than E100, normally.

Marsden

I hear its nearly impossible to fail nowadays. I've a friend whose girlfriend cant reverse and she manages to pass.

landsleaving

Hookah wrote: »

It depends if the E500 is in a brown envelope or not.

Pro tip: Bring sealed brown envelope with five pieces of thin paper inside.

Fail test.

Offer envelope in exchange for passing.

Response A) You pass!

Response A bribe? No sir, and I shall report you to the proper authorities.

"Why would I have given him an envelope of paper as a bribe officer?"

Marsden

OP.

You could offer him a handjob.:eek:

Professey Chin

Marsden wrote: »

I hear its nearly impossible to fail nowadays. I've a friend whose girlfriend cant reverse and she manages to pass.

Its amazing what a short skirt & low top can show when it comes to driving ability :pac:

PeakOutput

At a minimun you would be prohibited from taking any state examinations for 7 years this includes leaving certificate etc this is the penalty for cheating or attempting to cheat in any state exam

at worst you could be done for attempted bribery which I imagine carries anything from a fine to a jail sentence

Marsden

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Its amazing what a short skirt & low top can show when it comes to driving ability :pac:

True. Its a womans world.

ilovesleep

Marsden wrote: »

I hear its nearly impossible to fail nowadays. I've a friend whose girlfriend cant reverse and she manages to pass.

Are you for real?
I put so much hard work into learning how to drive. I remember when I started I thought - this is something I'm only going to do once, so I'll do it properly. I went from instructor to instructor until I found one who was fantastic and loyal. I looked forward to my weekly driving lessons.
test no.1 - failed with 20+ grade 2s. Nerves got to me big time.
Test no.2 - wasn't as nervous but failed with 14 grade 2s. So improved greatly.
Test no.3 - went in with a fcuk it approach and wasn't nervous and failed by one grade 2.

Maddening to hear things like this.

I really hope driving testers are hit badly with this recession/depression

Oranage2

Marsden wrote: »

I hear its nearly impossible to fail nowadays. I've a friend whose girlfriend cant reverse and she manages to pass.

Ha - this

I know people that cant reverse, drive or use a round about that have passed - I wonder how bad you actually have to be to fail -

PeakOutput

ilovesleep wrote: »

Are you for real?
I put so much hard work into learning how to drive. I remember when I started I thought - this is something I'm only going to do once, so I'll do it properly. I went from instructor to instructor until I found one who was fantastic and loyal. I looked forward to my weekly driving lessons.
test no.1 - failed with 20+ grade 2s. Nerves got to me big time.
Test no.2 - wasn't as nervous but failed with 14 grade 2s. So improved greatly.
Test no.3 - went in with a fcuk it approach and wasn't nervous and failed by one grade 2.

Maddening to hear things like this.

I really hope driving testers are hit badly with this recession/depression

why? reversing around a corner is only one part of the test, if that was the only part she had trouble with and she got less ticks then you then she is still a better driver then you in the eyes of the system

edit; although it is a considerably easier test if you take it in a rural area then an urban one

ilovesleep

PeakOutput wrote: »

At a minimun you would be prohibited from taking any state examinations for 7 years this includes leaving certificate etc this is the penalty for cheating or attempting to cheat in any state exam

at worst you could be done for attempted bribery which I imagine carries anything from a fine to a jail sentence

FFagg0ts never got done for bribery.

PeakOutput

Musa Plain Rambler wrote: »

Try it. Let us know what happens.

seriously op, follow this advice and then pop over to the evolution has stalled thread cause they are talking about you over there

holystungun9

100 is fine, I feel awkward if somebody offers more.

AstonMartin

So its not recommended then?

will just resort to the miniskirt so.

Toyota_Avensis

ilovesleep wrote: »

Are you for real?
I put so much hard work into learning how to drive. I remember when I started I thought - this is something I'm only going to do once, so I'll do it properly. I went from instructor to instructor until I found one who was fantastic and loyal. I looked forward to my weekly driving lessons.
test no.1 - failed with 20+ grade 2s. Nerves got to me big time.
Test no.2 - wasn't as nervous but failed with 14 grade 2s. So improved greatly.
Test no.3 - went in with a fcuk it approach and wasn't nervous and failed by one grade 2.

Maddening to hear things like this.

I really hope driving testers are hit badly with this recession/depression

Perhaps you're just **** at driving? Blaming the instructor? Don't be hatin'