If you ABSOLUTELY had to see a naked 80 year old man or woman....

veryangryman

Which would you pick?

For me it would be the man. Gruesome and all as it is, I was never attracted to the male figure in the first place, so i aint going to have nasty flashbacks when Shakira comes a knocking at my door. :cool:

Quality

Make sure to get a look at the Mickey op!

Yours will be all shrivelled up like that one day!

hunter164

Helen Mirren

galwayrush

WTF?:eek:
Why think of something like that?
I give up.

Celly Smunt

ever been on chatroulette?

galwayrush

hunter164 wrote: »

Helen Mirren

Fair enough, i take back my earlier post.:D

ShamoBuc

hunter164 wrote: »

Helen Mirren

80?


she's 67 ish

hondasam

veryangryman wrote: »

Which would you pick?

For me it would be the man. Gruesome and all as it is, I was never attracted to the male figure in the first place, so i aint going to have nasty flashbacks when Shakira comes a knocking at my door. :cool:

have you ever been on a nudist beach ?

Saila

yore ma

alchemist33

Whatever porn filter your wife set for you, I think you should get her password.

themadchef

Sean Connery


I still would, and he's not far off 80!

peasant

I would quite like to see my own body to get 80 years old ...in good health and all that

strokemyclover

Why not start a thread asking "If you ABSOLUTELY had to stab yourself in the eye, what would you use?"

hondasam

jack nicholson I would and he is around 74yrs

LETHAL LADY

themadchef wrote: »

Sean Connery


I still would, and he's not far off 80!

and Clint Eastwood or am I just sick.

galwayrush

peasant wrote: »

I would quite like to see my own body to get 80 years old ...in good health and all that

I'm sure there are web sites where you can seek them out.-:D

themadchef

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

and Clint Eastwood or am I just sick.

As a small hospital!


.........Im a patient too though!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Cher has got to be in her 80's............well parts of her anyway.

veryangryman

benwavner wrote: »

Cher has got to be in her 80's............well parts of her anyway.

I wonder if she uses No More Nails...

Or NO MORE BIG GAPS! :pac:

Havermeyer

There' something wrong with you if, just because you've seen and older person in the nip, you'd be turned off, or have nasty flashbacks.

If that's the case, don't ever apply for art school or life drawing classes - they may not be 80, but some models would be fairly close to retirement.

LETHAL LADY

hondasam wrote: »

jack nicholson I would and he is around 74yrs

Yeah agree but I read somewhere before that you would not even get the chance to get down to business with him if you know what I mean.;)

shinikins

Used to do a life drawing class where one of the models was a 79 year old man. Made for interesting drawing, the way the light hit the folds of his skin, there were a lot of folds in his skin!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Queen Elizabeth of course

hondasam

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Yeah agree but I read somewhere before that you would not even get the chance to get down to business with him if you know what I mean.;)

I'm sure good minds think alike

there is something about him.

xzanti

Robert De Niro.. Oh Fcukin Yeah!

LETHAL LADY

Johnny Cash but I suppose Id have to dig him up first.

richymcdermott

Patrick stewart and il use the quote for inspiration

“ Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before. ”
:pac::pac::pac:

OPENROAD

Dear Jesus :eek::eek::eek:

hondasam

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Johnny Cash but I suppose Id have to dig him up first.

oh yes when he was alive but not now.

orourkeda

The thoughts of some oul one with a shrivelled up box and saggy knockers is just wrong.

OPENROAD

orourkeda wrote: »

The thoughts of some oul one with a shrivelled up box and saggy knockers is just wrong.

This thread is so wrong imo

orourkeda

OPENROAD wrote: »

This thread is so wrong imo

Absolutely. Nightmare thread

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Pat Butcher. Nyommy granny flaps

OPENROAD

orourkeda wrote: »

Absolutely. Nightmare thread

I am actually starting to feel ill

orourkeda

OPENROAD wrote: »

I am actually starting to feel ill

The digging up Johnny Cash bit did it for me

OPENROAD

orourkeda wrote: »

The digging up Johnny Cash bit did it for me

Fat Pat Butcher :(:(

Dudess

Clint Eastwood.

hondasam

orourkeda wrote: »

The digging up Johnny Cash bit did it for me

we will dig up june carter for ye lads

Yahew

blythe danner (about 70, now)

Greentopia

orourkeda wrote: »

The thoughts of some oul one with a shrivelled up box and saggy knockers is just wrong.

I'd say the same about an oul fella with shrivelled up meat and two veg. Men mostly (Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart being notable exceptions) don't age any more gracefully than women ya know

Yahew

Greentopia wrote: »

I'd say the same about an oul fella with shrivelled up meat and two veg. Men mostly (Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart being notable exceptions) don't age any more gracefully than women ya know

They do - and the fact that you can mention two 70 years olds proves it.

Connery was winning sexiest man on earth polls into his 60's.

LETHAL LADY

Robert Duvall and maybe Brigette Bardot for the gents.

Agonist

I'd chance having a gawk at Nigella Lawson in 30 years.

Paparazzo

veryangryman wrote: »

Which would you pick?

For me it would be the man. Gruesome and all as it is, I was never attracted to the male figure in the first place, so i aint going to have nasty flashbacks when Shakira comes a knocking at my door. :cool:

Gay

phasers

Dot Cotton ftw

bonerm

Three Words : Shining Bathroom Scene.

stateofflux

Esmeralda Delicious Cheek wrote: »

Pat Butcher. Nyommy granny flaps

jesus, with that image you've killed my hard on for at least a month...thanks :rolleyes::pac::pac:

blacktalons

veryangryman wrote: »

Which would you pick?

For me it would be the man. Gruesome and all as it is, I was never attracted to the male figure in the first place, so i aint going to have nasty flashbacks when Shakira comes a knocking at my door. :cool:

do u think u will never get old ??? have you never had to look after an eldery mother/father/relative, u are a total,complete, absolute ,obnoxious, ****ing outright waste of space, just **** off , are that perfect now that everyone wants to look at you? i seriously doubt it. now **** off into your little bedsit/room and keep looking in your mirror you self centered prick.

CongoPowers

blacktalons wrote: »

do u think u will never get old ??? have never had to look after an eldery mother/father/relative, u are a total,complete, absolute ,obnoxious, ****ing outright waste of space, just **** off , are that perfect now that everyone wants to look at you?i seriously doubt it. now **** off into your little bedsit/room and keep looking in your mirror you self centered prick.

Calm down, dear.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

blacktalons wrote: »

do u think u will never get old ??? have you never had to look after an eldery mother/father/relative, u are a total,complete, absolute ,obnoxious, ****ing outright waste of space, just **** off , are that perfect now that everyone wants to look at you? i seriously doubt it. now **** off into your little bedsit/room and keep looking in your mirror you self centered prick.

i bet you're just lovely

vampire of kilmainham

benwavner wrote: »

Cher has got to be in her 80's............well parts of her anyway.

her muffin is 80 from overuse