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Unbelievable Neighbour

  • 28-04-2011 12:16am
    #1
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭


    just had a smoke outside my missus's house (i dont smoke inside cause she is in the club). she has this mad catlover of a neighbour. you know the ones that have cats and loads of house plants and never got a good ride.
    anyway she was walking up the road with a baby's rattle and making shooing noises to try and find her lost cat. me and my missus were standing there minding our own business when she comes up and says, in a real scornful voice 'HI' 'ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR SMOKE' to which i replied 'yeah, its lovely'
    she slammed the hall door shut
    last night when i was out she was banging on the window but i ignored her

    what do?

    in before blast her with piss, ect....

    im thinking maybe a pyro-pastie (a bag full of shit set on fire on her doorstep) but what would you guys do?


Comments

  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKYcgMU-nJQ


  • #3
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Take one of her cats hostage and demand a ransom


  • #4
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    You should try and find her lost cat before she does, tie a tiny little walkie-talkie to its collar, give her the cat back and freak her the fuck out..


  • #5
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    blast her with smoke


  • #6
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    just had a smoke outside my missus's house (i dont smoke inside cause she is in the club). she has this mad catlover of a neighbour. you know the ones that have cats and loads of house plants and never got a good ride.
    anyway she was walking up the road with a baby's rattle and making shooing noises to try and find her lost cat. me and my missus were standing there minding our own business when she comes up and says, in a real scornful voice 'HI' 'ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR SMOKE' to which i replied 'yeah, its lovely'
    she slammed the hall door shut
    last night when i was out she was banging on the window but i ignored her

    what do?


    in before blast her with piss, ect....

    im thinking maybe a pyro-pastie (a bag full of shit set on fire on her doorstep) but what would you guys do?


    Few questions1:

    - What club? (live at home with parents club?)
    - Is the cat neighbour hot?
    - Why was she knocking?

    Anyway this sounds like how i deal with loan repayment letters, just ignore them and they go away!!


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  • #7
    Daegerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Blast her cats with lead.


  • #8
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Few questions1:

    - What club? (live at home with parents club?) she is pregnant
    - Is the cat neighbour hot? she looks like medusa
    - Why was she knocking? she was knocking on the window to tell me to stop smoking

    Anyway this sounds like how i deal with loan repayment letters, just ignore them and they go away!!

    this woman started a petition a few years ago over a man that kept an aviery


  • #9
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    you know the ones that have cats and loads of house plants and never got a good ride.

    Give her the ride then and cheer her up.


  • #10
    Ardennes1944
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    blast her with dead cats


  • #11
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    deathrider wrote: »
    Give her the ride then and cheer her up.

    i dont want to turn to stone


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  • #12
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    just had a smoke outside my missus's house (i dont smoke inside cause she is in the club). she has this mad catlover of a neighbour. you know the ones that have cats and loads of house plants and never got a good ride.
    anyway she was walking up the road with a baby's rattle and making shooing noises to try and find her lost cat. me and my missus were standing there minding our own business when she comes up and says, in a real scornful voice 'HI' 'ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR SMOKE' to which i replied 'yeah, its lovely'
    she slammed the hall door shut
    last night when i was out she was banging on the window but i ignored her

    what do?

    in before blast her with piss, ect....

    im thinking maybe a pyro-pastie (a bag full of shit set on fire on her doorstep) but what would you guys do?

    Try R&R, if you don't already have access just ask here. :pac:


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