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30 birthdays gift-any ideas?

  • 26-04-2011 6:54pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 278 ✭✭


    hi folks
    im looking for any ideas for a gift for my girlfriend. i dont know what to buy:(please help me as time is running


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Zimmerframe and beige cardigan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    a boob job


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    a calendar, swap it for the one you have and strike off up to next week
    and when she says what did you get me just say it was last week dont you remember :p
    get everyone else you know to go along with this, and bonus points if you get derren brown involved


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Mass card.







































    Not that I can talk :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    a night with me voucher.:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Kangaroo?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    faral wrote: »
    hi folks
    im looking for any ideas for a gift for my girlfriend. i dont know what to buy:(please help me as time is running

    Is she hot?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    seriously though.what about a spa treatment with a massive facial.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 278 ✭✭faral


    I was thinking about nice spa with massages.do u know a nice one with normal prices?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭baldbear


    A cock pump.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 278 ✭✭faral


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Is she hot?
    well not really


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Bedroom slippers and a dildo!

    Tell her if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fúck herself.:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    faral wrote: »
    well not really

    Charming! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    faral wrote: »
    well not really

    Well that's not very nice is it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    a stair lift


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 278 ✭✭faral


    why r u so mad about sex??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭alie


    Deposit on a coffin, they are very dear!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    faral wrote: »
    I was thinking about nice spa with massages.do u know a nice one with normal prices?

    Try here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1372


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    faral wrote: »
    well not really

    In that case give her freedom to find someone who thinks she is hot. She won't be excited when she unwraps it, but it will prove to be the gift that keeps on giving.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    orourkeda wrote: »
    a boob job

    2 boob jobs....getting one boob job would just look odd.....and cheap.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    boobar wrote: »
    2 boob jobs....getting one boob job would just look odd.....and cheap.

    That username....are you like, touting for business in your boob bar?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    faral wrote: »
    hi folks
    im looking for any ideas for a gift for my girlfriend. i dont know what to buy:(please help me as time is running

    Happy 40th birthday card...

    Seriously, a trip away always goes down well if you can afford it....New York, Paris that kind of thing...ask her pals, they'll steer you in the right direction


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    30euro:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    faral wrote: »
    I was thinking about nice spa with massages.do u know a nice one with normal prices?
    I'd say thats a pretty good idea. You can go to the pub and get pissed when shes away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    So you've revealed her age and that she's not really hot.


    It better be some present.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    johnayo wrote: »
    30euro credit

    FYP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,987 ✭✭✭Auvers




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    faral wrote: »
    hi folks
    im looking for any ideas for a gift for my girlfriend. i dont know what to buy:(please help me as time is running

    So you have no idea what your OH might want her for her 30th B'day, you've no idea what her interests are?

    Methinks this relationship isn't for the long haul :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Taco Corp


    A plot in the local cemetery


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Pearl Necklace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭conorhal


    An egg timer...... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    A years subscription for a magazine she reads.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    A years subscription for a magazine she reads.

    BBC Easy Cook Magazine


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