Super Toilet unveiled

CommuterIE

http://cnn.com/video/?/video/tech/2011/04/22/dnt.super.toilet.unveiled.wluk

:pac:

Heated seat, deodariser, Music etc.... and a remote control!

Royal Irish

What aload of crap.

RachaelVO

All this toilet humour... I'm flushed with embaressment...

FlutterinBantam

Hmmmmm

I took a few dumps in Tokyo and the shitters were up to that standard with no user interaction... all auto... you blow your load,press a little button and a jet of tepid water sluices the rusty rivet hole straight in the frikken eye:eek:

Don't know hw the fcukers zero in on the bulls eye but they do.

No hand helds, no fcuk all, all automatic.

Mary Robinson could rim you afterwards with no complaints.


Don't fix sommat that aint broke!!!

TeddyTedson

It cost $6000:eek:
...Getting one!

JBnaglfar

Royal Irish wrote: »

What aload of crap.

Far superior to the bog standard toilet.

Royal Irish

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Hmmmmm

I took a few dumps in Tokyo and the shitters were up to that standard with no user interaction... all auto... you blow your load,press a little button and a jet of tepid water sluices the rusty rivet hole straight in the frikken eye:eek:

Don't know hw the fcukers zero in on the bulls eye but they do.

Its done by a camera targeting system. Its viewed by a person working in a control centre in South Tokyo and there is a crosshair on their screen and a red button they press when they have zoomed in on the target to spray.

I hope that helps.

FlutterinBantam

Royal Irish wrote: »

Its done by a camera targeting system. Its viewed by a person working in a control centre in South Tokyo and there is a crosshair on their screen and a red button they press when they have zoomed in on the target to spray.

I hope that helps.

No way:D

Shifted my arse a few times after 'snipping a length of my spine' but each time the water jet clacked into the balloon knot with amazing accuracy.

No outer ring stuff or anything, smack into to nipsy hole bulls eye like.


you could nearly gargle:eek:

CrazyRabbit

Not as good as my personal slave.

BrokenArrows

warm seat!! that would just feel wrong.

J_E

I'm surprised bidets aren't catching on in Ireland, apparently they're built into toilets all over the world now.

Tinie

I'm surprised bidets aren't catching on in Ireland, apparently they're built into toilets all over the world now.

I have a bidet in my house, and my house was built over 30 years ago :P

richymcdermott

Nothing beats sega toilet game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBH63jv46aw

RachaelVO

BrokenArrows wrote: »

warm seat!! that would just feel wrong.

You're right, it would feel like there had been somebody there ages before you got there... eeeuuwwwww!!!

Hank_Jones

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

No way:D

Shifted my arse a few times after 'snipping a length of my spine' but each time the water jet clacked into the balloon knot with amazing accuracy.

No outer ring stuff or anything, smack into to nipsy hole bulls eye like.


you could nearly gargle:eek:

Maybe they have heat detectors.

exaisle

Tinie wrote: »

I have a bidet in my house, and my house was built over 30 years ago :P

Bidets have been installed in houses in inner-city Dublin for many decades now.
I'm sure you've all heard of Bidet Mulligan, the pride of the Coombe? ;-)

W.Shakes-Beer

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

No way:D

Shifted my arse a few times after 'snipping a length of my spine' but each time the water jet clacked into the balloon knot with amazing accuracy.

No outer ring stuff or anything, smack into to nipsy hole bulls eye like.


you could nearly gargle:eek:

But if water is being blasted at your notch do you not have to dry up in some way? To avoid a stream of gravy running down your thighs?

Doesn't sound too pleasant in fairness. Nothing nice about the jet of water that hits your drainpipe after you have dropped a bolt into the sump of a normal jax.

FlutterinBantam

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

But if water is being blasted at your notch do you not have to dry up in some way? To avoid a stream of gravy running down your thighs?

Doesn't sound too pleasant in fairness. Nothing nice about the jet of water that hits your drainpipe after you have dropped a bolt into the sump of a normal jax.

Excellent post.

However, on these pans the arse cheeks are spread, as the bowl is ergonomically designed to present the rusty rivet hole proud to the jet of water(tepid)

All the chod gravy just drops away and leaves the drainpipe buffed and clean.

Perhaps a slight dab of a tissue might be required, but my experience, as I pointed out in an earlier post,is that the cackpipe is pristine clean and one could indulge in a rimming session with Mary Hannafin with complete confidence that she couldn't question your ring hygiene.

bluto63

BrokenArrows wrote: »

warm seat!! that would just feel wrong.

Yea, it'd be like crapping in someones lap