Would you hire a maid?

OutlawPete

Gorgeous Brazilian girl going around the doors here offering a maid service for €10 per hour. Says she'll do anything (household chores wise) just make a list and she will tackle it. So I'm thinking no more filling the dish washer for me (no matter how much she likes it .. oh er) in this bachelor pad, nor doing laundry either. Three hours a week from my hawt Brazilian girl should do it as I live in modest dwellings.

Wondering if she would do it stark naked for €20 an hour but I may leave it a while before asking for extras. Also, I think the fact that she is a babe might ultimately negate my need for maid for I envisage that on days that she is due to call round, I will no doubt have the house spick 'n span on foot of her arrival and answer the door in suitable attire.

Would any of you good folk of AH hire a maid? Have you ever hired a maid?

Obviously looking for more than Yes/No answers of course

zero19

Yes

ejmaztec

I found it cheaper to marry one.

JBnaglfar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na1v3_RloJg

littlehedgehog

Aye - there's 6 of us in the house, so we said screw it, and decided to be lazy! (and not deal with the hassle of rotas and people not doing their share, etc) 24 quid, and she comes for 2 hours a week and cleans the communal rooms top to bottom - gotta say, it's the best idea ever, and it's so nice coming home to a spotless house of a Monday!

Killer Pigeon

If she doesn't perform sexual duties also then no.

Asphyxia

I like cleaning, it relaxes the mind so no I wouldn't get a maid.

JackieBurkhart

A maid? A cleaner methinks is the terminology.

God yeah - I'm not one for households chores. Cheap as chips also.

I think you should get a less aesthetically pleasing cleaner.

NoDice

I couldn't. I don't even like it when my OH "cleans" the house. I just prefer to do it myself!

WIZE

Asphyxia wrote: »

I like cleaning, it relaxes the mind so no I wouldn't get a maid.

I will PM you my Address

you can relax your Mind all you like as theres lots to do

hightower1

JackieBurkhart wrote: »

A cleaner methinks is the terminology..

As in Mr.Wolf from pulp fiction! :eek:

note to self- dont **** with jackieburkhart

LimeFruitGum

Yes I have, but I don't think you'd have fancied her. ;-)

Mr. Manager

I've been hounding the missus for ages to get one but she feels uncomfortable having someone she doesn't know potter around the apartment.


Solution - unemployed sister :P

stovelid

To be honest, I probably would get a cleaner if I lived alone.

I don't mind most household stuff like gardening, washing clothes/ironing and the like but I hate house cleaning.

JackieBurkhart

hightower1 wrote: »

As in Mr.Wolf from pulp fiction! :eek:

note to self- dont **** with jackieburkhart

Yeah, might cost more than €10 per hour though.

mayotom

It was the norm to have a maid often a live in maid when I lived in the Middle-East

mike kelly

hiring a maid is a bit like getting a car, afterwards you wonder how you managed to get by without one

chin_grin

Freud would have a f*cking field day with After Hours. :pac:

OutlawPete

JackieBurkhart wrote: »

A maid? A cleaner methinks is the terminology.

Nah, she definitely said she was a maid.

JackieBurkhart wrote: »

I think you should get a less aesthetically pleasing cleaner.

The whole idea is to get a maid that is so hawt, that when she leaves, I have no option but to fap to thoughts of such unrelenting beauty having just frequented .. the unfrequented. A less aesthetically pleasing maid may very well do just as good a job, but it is two birds that I am trying to kill; the need for maid and also the dream of having cute Brazilian boobs bounce gently around my humble abode.

JackieBurkhart

OutlawPete wrote: »

Nah, she definitely said she was a maid.



The whole idea is to get a maid that is so hawt, that when she leaves, I have no option but to fap to thoughts of such unrelenting beauty having just frequented .. the unfrequented. A less aesthetically pleasing maid may very well do just as good a job, but it is two birds that I am trying to kill; the need for maid and also the dream of having cute Brazilian boobs bounce gently around my humble abode.

Yeah she probably got the translation from google or something.

I have visions of Colin Firth and the portuguese girl on Love Actually. Are you a bit of a Mr Darcy?

Or a Mr Perve?

CorkMan

Yes, if she plans to clean out the dirty dirty fireplace while I plan to catch updates on Sky Sports News.

anto2

I live in Thailand and have often hired a ''maid'' to polish my knob .I usually pay 40 euros for overnigh but only if she is a stunner and under 30 .Otherwise 20 Euro is enough for an average looker .

mike kelly

anto2 wrote: »

I live in Thailand and have often hired a ''maid'' to polish my knob .I usually pay 40 euros for overnigh but only if she is a stunner and under 30 .Otherwise 20 Euro is enough for an average looker .

you are confusing maid with prostitute. being a maid is honest work.

Abi

OutlawPete wrote: »

Would any of you good folk of AH hire a maid? Have you ever hired a maid?

Obviously looking for more than Yes/No answers of course

Does she happen to have a hawt brother in the business? Number to pmz purleaze.



I don't know why I didn't consider this before actually. I'm busy all the time, but I do what has to be done around the house. I won't lie though - it stresses the shit out of me.

WIZE

anto2 wrote: »

I live in Thailand and have often hired a ''maid'' to polish my knob .I usually pay 40 euros for overnigh but only if she is a stunner and under 30 .Otherwise 20 Euro if she has a Cock .

FYP:)

OutlawPete

Abi wrote: »

Does she happen to have a hawt brother in the business? Number to pmz purleaze.

..

JackieBurkhart wrote: »

Are you a bit of a Mr Darcy?

Or a Mr Perve?

Can't I be both?

mikom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HBK0RN1Zy4

JackieBurkhart

OutlawPete wrote: »

Can't I be both?

Yeah but keep it in the pants.

My only advice in this instance would be to watch the sheets blowing into the water scene in Love Actually - maybe you could re-enact this with some improvisation.

Dudess

No. I don't mind cleaning - even kinda like bits of it, but hate bits too: like cleaning the shower, oven, windows. Cleaning the toilet is actually preferable to those.

Son Of A Vidic

OP - it is critical that you new 'employee' wears the appropriate attire.This would also be quite suitable.

Kevin Duffy

I fear I have become too invested in this thread, as I am confused, excited and sickened by the fact that I now want to go to the home of a complete stranger and watch it being cleaned. I seem to have an over-fertile imagination allied to an over-abundance of time on my hands.

What time should I come 'round OP?

Abi

Thanks for that Pete.. but I think I'll pass =P

I wonder if my Brazilian ex is working now or not :cool:


/little black book

Dudess wrote: »

No. I don't mind cleaning - even kinda like bits of it, but hate bits too: like cleaning the shower, oven, windows. Cleaning the toilet is actually preferable to those.

Bathrooms, windows etc I can live with. I'm much more of a DIY'er than a cleaner. Mention the words 'laundry' or 'iron' and I'll break out into a cold sweat though. I kinda envy women who say they enjoy all that, would make it much less of a pain in the arse. My mother takes it to ridiculous lengths though, I've seen the daft bint ironing face-cloths and socks..

OutlawPete

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

What time should I come 'round OP?

Bring this person with you and you can come round when you like

Kevin Duffy

OutlawPete wrote: »

Bring this person with you and you can come round when you like

Deal! Why didn't you say so sooner?

I'd have to say, keep an eye on the Brazillan cleaner, just in case she decides to trim the "bedroom carpet" back to a little landing strip or even just a wooden floor.

Dudess

I actually love cleaning the fridge - something so satisfying about it, don't know what.
I remember when I was a kid working in Tesco stacking shelves I got out of doing a manual stock-take (counting every item by hand and writing down the amounts in a notebook, no scanner - ffs :eek:) by offering to clean all the meat fridges.

anto2

WIZE wrote: »

FYP:)

For a beautiful Lady boy i would polish her Knob for free ;-)

kingtut

Never have and never will. I'm not lazy and I am well capable of cleaning up after myself!

Capt'n Midnight

hightower1 wrote: »

As in Mr.Wolf from pulp fiction! :eek:

note to self- dont **** with jackieburkhart

Victor in the original Nikita makes him look like an amatuer.

Victor had a solution for the clean up problem, Hydrochloric acid.

Hail 2 Da Thief

Would I hire a maid? Probably not.

Would I hire a hot Brazilian girl to scope out? Hmmmm.....................

--LOS--

we had one in the first place I rented, we only hassled the landlord to get one as he mentioned it as incentive to take the place but didnt organise it until we put the pressure on. It was a good thing as there were quite a few of us in the house, I did always keep my room locked though so the maid couldnt clean there, just wouldnt like someone goign through my stuff.

OutlawPete

--LOS-- wrote: »

I did always keep my room locked though so the maid couldnt clean there, just wouldnt like someone goign through my stuff.

Stuff = porn & phallic shaped electronic devices, doesn't it?

hondasam

OutlawPete wrote: »

Gorgeous Brazilian girl going around the doors here offering a maid service for €10 per hour. Says she'll do anything (household chores wise) just make a list and she will tackle it. So I'm thinking no more filling the dish washer for me (no matter how much she likes it .. oh er) in this bachelor pad, nor doing laundry either. Three hours a week from my hawt Brazilian girl should do it as I live in modest dwellings.

Wondering if she would do it stark naked for €20 an hour but I may leave it a while before asking for extras. Also, I think the fact that she is a babe might ultimately negate my need for maid for I envisage that on days that she is due to call round, I will no doubt have the house spick 'n span on foot of her arrival and answer the door in suitable attire.

Would any of you good folk of AH hire a maid? Have you ever hired a maid?

Obviously looking for more than Yes/No answers of course

The gorgeous hot girl gets the jobs but she sends her mother or ugly sister to do the cleaning. You will never see her again.

landsleaving

hondasam wrote: »

The gorgeous hot girl gets the jobs but she sends her mother or ugly sister to do the cleaning. You will never see her again.

Take her to court for false advertising.

Come to a 'settlement'.

Instant (after months/years of legal battling) bangmaid.

OutlawPete

hondasam wrote: »

The gorgeous hot girl gets the jobs but she sends her mother or ugly sister to do the cleaning. You will never see her again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSIYmTzt6U

anto2

>>Would you hire a maid? <<

Why would i ,as i have a Thai wife .Having said that i could get a maid from Burma ( i live in Chiang Mai ) for the equivalent of 100 euros a month .( it does not appeal to me however ).

OutlawPete

Would those Burma maids spank you when you're unnecessarily bold?

If so I recommend you get one.

landsleaving

anto2 wrote: »

>>Would you hire a maid? <<

Why would i ,as i have a Thai wife .Having said that i could get a maid from Burma ( i live in Chiang Mai ) for the equivalent of 100 euros a month .( it does not appeal to me however ).

Dammit Pete!

hondasam

OutlawPete wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSIYmTzt6U

Little pete will have to continue to do his own cleaning.

landsleaving

hondasam wrote: »

Little pete will have to continue to do his own cleaning.

Little Pete? Is that what he calls it?

OutlawPete

landsleaving wrote: »

Little Pete? Is that what he calls it?

That's a scurrilous rumour!

It's Big Pete.. the little outlaw!

Abi

OutlawPete wrote: »

That's a scurrilous rumour!

It's Big Pete, BIG!

Pics or GTFO

>_>