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Woman denies biting off testicles

  • 22-04-2011 11:41am
    #1
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭


    A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend’s testicles has denied grievous bodily harm.
    Maria Topp (43) allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 4am on February 18.

    He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.

    Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court today for a brief hearing to deny the charge.

    The defendant was granted bail until her two or three-day trial, which will be fixed later.
    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0421/breaking51.html?via=mr

    Is this forplay ?


Comments

  • #2
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Well there had to be one out there, a horny woman I don't want to meet.


  • #3
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Fair balls to her..


  • #4
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    pain in the bollix


  • #5
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Pure nuts!


  • #6
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    That's a hate crime against men.


    ....femi-nazi's in 3....2.... lol


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  • #7
    HellFireClub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭HellFireClub


    I wonder did she swallow???


  • #8
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    He really should have bought her that kebab on the way home.


  • #9
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Anybody else cross their legs when they read that?


  • #10
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    on February 18.


    Someone got a shit Valentines present...


  • #11
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    brummytom wrote: »
    Someone got a shit Valentines present...
    I know.


    Four days late? That's just rude that is.


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  • #12
    ger vallely
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 766 ✭✭✭ger vallely


    I thought it said 'woman dies while biting off testicles'. I assumed she choked.


  • #13
    molequidgallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭molequidgallus


    tan11ie wrote: »
    Fair balls to her..

    :DLol:D

    Maybe she watched too much Fear Factor & thought she'd try it at home, in the bedroom.


  • #14
    STIG83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    She must be kinky in bed.


  • #15
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    She should get the sack!


  • #16
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    TheZohan wrote: »
    That's a hate crime against men.


    ....femi-nazi's in 3....2.... lol

    Funny how the Nazi anti feminists seem to come to these threads first to kick up a stink, more than anyone else.


  • #17
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    That's what he gets for not agreeing a safety word in advance.


  • #18
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,474 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    What nice teeth you have...
    http://omg.wthax.org/article_1367179_0B3803DB00000578_531_468x350.jpg


  • #19
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    She looks like a right hungry bitch alright.


  • #20
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    HellFireClub wrote: »
    I wonder did she swallow???

    my last girlfriend was bullimic, it was great. she swallowed and spat!


  • #21
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    Well at least he can tell everybody he lost a stone.

    (hat coat etc...)


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  • #22
    molequidgallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭molequidgallus


    phasers wrote: »
    Anybody else cross their legs when they read that?

    No, but my nuts shot back into my stomach;)


  • #23
    WIZE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    Maybe she didn't want anymore Kids
    and searched Vasectomy on redtube instead of Youtube

    easliy confused


  • #24
    Dwellingdweller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Dwellingdweller


    I always tell them not to use teeth. :rolleyes:


  • #25
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Quite a memorable teabagging


  • #26
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    WindSock wrote: »
    Funny how the Nazi anti feminists seem to come to these threads first to kick up a stink, more than anyone else.

    That's because the wimmens are in the kitchens making sammiches.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE


  • #27
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb3k18y6_j0


  • #28
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Judge "Where's the evidence?"
    Prosecutor "The ball's in your court."


    :o


  • #29
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    She has some balls using that as an excuse...


  • #30
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    phill106 wrote: »
    She has some balls using that as an excuse...

    She's definitely bitten off more than she can chew.


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  • #31
    ct89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭ct89


    maybe she was chinese and thought they were chicken balls


  • #32
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    jimthemental wrote: »
    She should get the sack!


    Oh I'd say she got the sack alright.


  • #33
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    This thread should be merged with the one about eating meat on a Friday.


  • #34
    STIG83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Id say she is nasty in bed, well she must be if she bit the balls off a fella.


  • #35
    Standman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Standman


    She's obviously one of these strange folk who find live testicles delicious


  • #36
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    phasers wrote: »
    Anybody else cross their legs when they read that?

    I did, but it was mere coincidence.


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  • #37
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries

    OHRLY?
    And there was me thinking a bit of E45 would sort it.


  • #38
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    phasers wrote: »
    Anybody else cross their legs when they read that?

    When did you start growing balls?


  • #39
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    What a nutcase. That's sick - guy could have easily bled to death.


  • #40
    biscuiteater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭biscuiteater


    that's one way to audition for 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here'


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