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What would you do?

  • 21-04-2011 2:37pm
    #1
    thefinalstage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭


    It's the middle of the night, you are relaxing after a hard days work. Zoning out to the contemporary music of Bjork when suddenly, *BIFF* Batman punches in your front door, the explosive force of which takes out the front of your house and half of your family. Lightning suddenly lighting up the dark corners of the room. With an enraged look on his face he looks at you and says....


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  • #2
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I'd say to the cnut, "would you knock your own door in?" and after he says "no" I'd say "well fooking fix mine back to the way it was you great big tit!"

    That'd teach him to go messing with other people's property :pac:


  • #3
    chickendinner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭chickendinner


    poisonedstream wrote: »
    What would you do
    with your summers at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor


  • #4
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul.


  • #5
    mathie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,103 ✭✭✭mathie


    Byork?
    Any relation to that singer from Radiohead?


  • #6
    Apanachi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    what would i do?


    I'd probably stop taking whatever drugs I might be on...


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  • #7
    MoodeRator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    ask him how is parents are?


  • #8
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    chickendinner wrote: »
    with your summers at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor
    If your son was at home
    where you get them lyrics from


  • #9
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Id show him my magical pencil disappearing trick

    :rolleyes:


  • #10
    Refugee from RealLife
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭Refugee from RealLife


    I'd blow the orphaned head off him with my shotgun.


  • #11
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    poisonedstream wrote: »
    It's the middle of the night, you are relaxing after a hard days work. Zoning out to the contemporary music of Byork when suddenly, *BIFF* Batman punches in your front door, the explosive force of which takes out the front of your house and half of your family. Lightning suddenly lighting up the dark corners of the room. With an enraged look on his face he looks at you and says....



    Where is Robin hiding?


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  • #12
    chickendinner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 180 ✭✭chickendinner


    seanybiker wrote: »
    where you get them lyrics from

    I got em from my mama


  • #13
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Ey Bruce... just becasue you can pay me back for the door doesn't mean you can knock it down everytime you come here for yer fix...

    now sit down, roll up yer sleeve and pop a vein out there, I'll boil ya up some herion...


  • #14
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    "It's next ****ing door, you stupid ****."


  • #15
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Heor! Mistor! Ye wudent go in da offo fer us wud ye?


  • #16
    Orando Broom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    poisonedstream wrote: »
    It's the middle of the night, you are relaxing after a hard days work. Zoning out to the contemporary music of Bjork when suddenly, *BIFF* Batman punches in your front door, the explosive force of which takes out the front of your house and half of your family. Lightning suddenly lighting up the dark corners of the room. With an enraged look on his face he looks at you and says....

    The Guards are better paid than me...


  • #17
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    this is so unrealistic....



    really......



    who listens to bjork?


  • #18
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    FatherLen wrote: »
    this is so unrealistic....



    really......



    who listens to bjork?

    I did once...

    ...I was in college

    it was only a phase...

    ...honest :o


  • #19
    Jake Rugby Walrus666
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Jake Rugby Walrus666


    mathie wrote: »
    Byork?
    Any relation to that singer from Radiohead?


    http://www.negrophonic.com/2007/bjorkdiddygif/


  • #20
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    FatherLen wrote: »


    who listens to bjork?
    Didn't she 'blow a fuse ' and batter a female reporter once because she asked her to go in the offey ?


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