2 minute solution to National debt problem and any other problem ever

Gmol

What I think we can do to solve all our problems

1. Cancel Shell to Sea licence and renegotiate where we get a share of the profits and we can pay off the National debt
2. Build a Nuclear Power plant and change all cars to electric cars
3. Open Pubs on Good Friday.

orourkeda

Gmol wrote: »

What I think we can do to solve all our problems

1. Cancel Shell to Sea licence and renegotiate where we get a share of the profits and we can pay off the National debt
2. Build a Nuclear Power plant and change all cars to electric cars
3. Open Pubs on Good Friday.

1. Not Happening.
2. Too many objections and no expertise in the area of nuclear power. Electric cars will need an infrastructural overhaul that we cant afford at the present time.
3. One extra day in a pub wont rescue the economy. Besides the pub trade is dying on its arse along with everything else in this country

wanna try again?

Cool Mo D

Gmol wrote: »

What I think we can do to solve all our problems

1. Cancel Shell to Sea licence and renegotiate where we get a share of the profits and we can pay off the National debt
2. Build a Nuclear Power plant and change all cars to electric cars
3. Open Pubs on Good Friday.

1. We would get sued by shell for the money, and even if we did take it, the amount of gas in the field is far too small to make a dent in our debt.

2. Building a nuclear plant and buying a fleet of electric cars would be expensive and add hugely to our debt, not solving any problem.

3. A good idea, but totally irrelevant to our nations big problems.

MagicMarker

1. Legalise drugs
2. Legalise prostitution
3. Import 1 million Japanese women
4. ?????
5. Profit

Standman

:eek:

Quick, somebody get this to the government!

Sykk

Genius..

The thousands of people around the world with PhD.'s in economics never thought of this.

blackdog2

I was sure this was going to involve a High-pressure hosing with a certain golden bodily fluid.

orourkeda

Sykk wrote: »

Genius..

The thousands of people around the world with PhD.'s in economics never thought of this.

Perhaps we should hire some of these graduates to work in the department of finance.

Maybe that would help the economy on its way to recovery. There are few enough of them there as it is

mikemac

You can't build a road in this country with NIBMY protestors and bus loads of rent a mob

Good luck selecting a site for a nuclear plant.
Doesn't mean you give up of course but be prepared for Christy Moore and his layabout followers

danniemcq

ring ocean finance and consolodate all our debts into one manageable monthly amount

simples

pablomakaveli

MagicMarker wrote: »

1. Legalise drugs
2. Legalise prostitution
3. Import 1 million Japanese women
4. ?????
5. Profit

That wont solve our problems, but it sure will help us to forget about them.

danniemcq

feelingstressed wrote: »

Good luck selecting a site for a nuclear plant.

Limerick...

I'd say Dublin but the Dail already spews enough waste

Gmol

danniemcq wrote: »

ring ocean finance and consolodate all our debts into one manageable monthly amount

simples

They have a very high interest rate...Oh wait

reaches for phone

orourkeda

danniemcq wrote: »

Limerick...

I'd say Dublin but the Dail already spews enough waste

It certainly wont be going to Letterkenny

Saila

thank you, come again

Tipsy McSwagger

Legalize cannabis
Mass produce it
Export it
Anyone gets caught selling abroad extradite them back and put them in comfy prison

sbsquarepants

They say this bailout is costing us all in the rgion of €30,000 for every man woman and child in the country. My solution is this - give every man woman and child their 30 grand and we can all move somewhere sunny and sign on the dole - let it be Spains problem.
After all, we're all europeans now:D

CrackisWhack

Legalise Cannabis:

-Huge amount of tourism could be generated from this.

syklops

MagicMarker wrote: »

1. Legalise drugs
2. Legalise prostitution
3. Import 1 million Japanese women
4. ?????
5. Profit

In a weird but unsurprisingly irish way, prostitution is not actually illegal. It is however, not taxed. So put a euro or two on the price of a pint punt, and it might actually help us out a wee bit.

danniemcq

orourkeda wrote: »

It certainly wont be going to Letterkenny

haha you can't put a nuke plant in Donegal. that would men investing in infrastructure and roads to Donegal and inside donegal giving a boost to local communites and giving jobs to us.

It never happened in the boom why would it happen in the Bust?

PeakOutput

Gmol wrote: »

What I think we can do to solve all our problems

1. Cancel Shell to Sea licence and renegotiate where we get a share of the profits and we can pay off the National deb

that has already been done

2. Build a Nuclear Power plant and change all cars to electric cars

agree with that but it wont happen any time soon

3. Open Pubs on Good Friday.

didnt help last year

conorhal

CrackisWhack wrote: »

Legalise Cannabis:

-Huge amount of tourism could be generated from this.

Yeahhhhhh... the kind of tourism that has seen the Dutch government try to impose a 'locals only' law for coffee shops. We have enough smashed out of their mind Brit stag parties staggering around Temple Bar as it is thanks, I really don't see that the junkie market is likely to add much to our tourism economy other than nuisance.

bryaner

danniemcq wrote: »

ring ocean finance and consolodate all our debts into one manageable monthly amount

simples

Or better still we could give Wonga a bell, only 4214% apr..

sensibleken

I dont know any problems that cant be solved with reiki

Hookah

conorhal wrote: »

Yeahhhhhh... the kind of tourism that has seen the Dutch government try to impose a 'locals only' law for coffee shops. We have enough smashed out of their mind Brit stag parties staggering around Temple Bar as it is thanks, I really don't see that the junkie market is likely to add much to our tourism economy other than nuisance.

The kind of tourism that has seen Holland's neighbours, especially France, try to force the dutch to impose a 'locals only' law.

jester77

Just EMP all the DBs and backup tapes...

debt? what debt, it just got wiped out!

ilovesleep

Something i would love to see legalised in ireland is euthanasia - assisted suicide. The way i see it is I have 40 years to retirement. thats 40 years of getting up early, going to work just to pay bills. I'm going to die anyways - why wait? I would love to build up a little pension fund. retire at 50 and get an injection to die once the money runs out.

muracan

Set up a euro printing operation.(Don't tell anyone in Europe).
Send everyone a scratch card with 30k on it and tell them to spend their winnings on anything but property!

thebigbiffo

riiiiiiiiight.

eh. seek help.

mawk

blackdog2 wrote: »

I was sure this was going to involve a High-pressure hosing with a certain golden bodily fluid.

So did I. Ah loves sticking to what it knows

Celly Smunt

danniemcq wrote: »

ring ocean finance and consolodate all our debts into one manageable monthly amount

simples

best post i've seen in a long time :cool:

sheesh

sbsquarepants wrote: »

They say this bailout is costing us all in the rgion of €30,000 for every man woman and child in the country. My solution is this - give every man woman and child their 30 grand and we can all move somewhere sunny and sign on the dole - let it be Spains problem.
After all, we're all europeans now:D

I have a better idea, Lets all move to Germany or better yet Finland

Oranage2

orourkeda wrote: »

1. Not Happening.
2. Too many objections and no expertise in the area of nuclear power. Electric cars will need an infrastructural overhaul that we cant afford at the present time.
3. One extra day in a pub wont rescue the economy. Besides the pub trade is dying on its arse along with everything else in this country

wanna try again?

1) with sheepish metality like this it wont happen -
2) Nuclear power is the way forward -