Receiving gifts in the post

Mrs Garth Brooks

So i have been kind of seeing a guy. He's been an ass quite a few times. During these times where he's been an ass, I have mentioned I was going to send back the present he got me through the post. The present he got me was a vibrator.

This time I have had enough of him and I dont want anything that reminds me of him so i am sending it back to him, in the post.

Should I send it to his work address to embarrass him? There's no point sending it in a box, is there? Have to really embarrass him and let others guess what the veiny torch like gift is in the envelope.

Anything else I could do? Leave it on? Is there see through envelopes I can get?

People will finally know just how much of a prick he really is.

So guys, would you like a gift like this?

Kiera

Or you could move on and forget about him? Doing something like that will make you look very petty.

phasers

Ew.

4zn76tysfajdxp

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

So i have been kind of seeing a guy.

Oh god, not this shit again.

danniemcq

send it to his ma, keep note inside or photoshop something he wrote to make a note saying love you or "thinking of you" or "thought you might like this"

etc

mawk

Registered postage, with stated contents. He will have to sign for it.

Also, write it as an anal dildo so the postman assumes its his.

Coriolanus

Dont be a cúnt. Move the fúck on.

andyseadog

weird thread.

a see through envelope is a ziplock bag, and if you want to leave it switched on you'd better send it swiftpost before the batteries run out.

i can't see it being much fun.

man arrives home.
man receives dildo in post from ex girlfriend
man proceeds to put dildo in the bin
mans life goes on

pow wow

You could just forget about him and move on? Or superglue it to the bonnet of his car. Who am I to judge?

Micky Dolenz

People make their own luck.

what kind of vibrator is it, I might be interested. Will send you address by PM.

hondasam

keep it and use it, get rid of all that anger.

Oh_Noes

1. Fill pot with water.
2. Boil water on stove.
3. Add bunnies.
4. ??????
5. Profit!

strokemyclover

You sure are unlucky HardLuckWoman!

Mrs Garth Brooks

pow wow wrote: »

You could just forget about him and move on? Or superglue it to the bonnet of his car. Who am I to judge?

Good idea

silverspoon

Why on earth would you do that? You'll only embarrass yourself. Jesus.

Lady Chatterton

IMO there are serious problems in a relationship when the man you're involved with gives you a vibrator

Mrs Garth Brooks

Oh_Noes wrote: »

1. Fill pot with water.
2. Boil water on stove.
3. Add bunnies.
4. ??????
5. Profit!

Ah no, i love rabbits.

I'l boil his furry cock and balls instead.

fulhamfanincork

Have you already used it?

strobe

MrsD007 wrote: »

IMO there are serious problems in a relationship when the man you're involved with gives you a vibrator

Maybe he was planning to leave her but didn't want to leave her high and dry, sex wise. He sounds thoughtful and considerate. I say propose to him HLW.

Micky Dolenz

MrsD007 wrote: »

IMO there are serious problems in a relationship when the man you're involved with gives you a vibrator

heh, you have so much to learn Grass Hopper :P

immature ejaculation

Stick a note to it saying "please go **** yourself. Regards OP"

Raze_them_all

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

So i have been kind of seeing a guy. He's been an ass quite a few times. During these times where he's been an ass, I have mentioned I was going to send back the present he got me through the post. The present he got me was a vibrator.

This time I have had enough of him and I dont want anything that reminds me of him so i am sending it back to him, in the post.

Should I send it to his work address to embarrass him? There's no point sending it in a box, is there? Have to really embarrass him and let others guess what the veiny torch like gift is in the envelope.

Anything else I could do? Leave it on? Is there see through envelopes I can get?

People will finally know just how much of a prick he really is.

So guys, would you like a gift like this?

I need to go apolpgize to alot of my exes, to think I thought they were truely insane

gargleblaster

my goodness, what did he do to deserve that?

easyeason3

HardLuckWoman meets a man who turns out to be a d!ck.
I'm shocked :eek:

starbelgrade

MrsD007 wrote: »

IMO there are serious problems in a relationship when the man you're involved with gives you a vibrator

True. It's just a subtle way of saying, "Go fuck yourself".

silverspoon

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Ah no, i love rabbits.

I'l boil his furry cock and balls instead.

Just boil the vibrator - you feel angrily empowered, his present to you is no more, and most importantly, no one apart from you has to put up with you being a lunatic. Enjoy.

pow wow

silverspoon wrote: »

Just boil the vibrator - you feel angrily empowered, his present to you is no more, and most importantly, no one apart from you has to put up with you being a lunatic. Enjoy.

Take out the batteries first though. If they explode and your face falls off he's kinda won.

stoneill

Keep the batteries, useful for spares for the TV remote.

Turn the vibrator into something useful, a door stop perhaps, or maybe convert it into a curious table lamp.

TheZohanS

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

So i have been kind of seeing a guy. He's been an ass quite a few times. During these times where he's been an ass, I have mentioned I was going to send back the present he got me through the post. The present he got me was a vibrator.

This time I have had enough of him and I dont want anything that reminds me of him so i am sending it back to him, in the post.

Should I send it to his work address to embarrass him? There's no point sending it in a box, is there? Have to really embarrass him and let others guess what the veiny torch like gift is in the envelope.

Anything else I could do? Leave it on? Is there see through envelopes I can get?

People will finally know just how much of a prick he really is.

So guys, would you like a gift like this?

What did he do?

hondasam

TheZohan wrote: »

What did he do?

you really want to know ?

pow wow

Judging by his careful choice of gift, I think the question is more what didn't he do?

silverspoon

TheZohan wrote: »

What did he do?

Thought a vibrator would make a romantic present we can only assume.

L'prof

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

So guys, would you like a gift like this?

Yes please, send it to me!!!

Fluorescence

Superglue it to his forehead while he sleeps, so he'll look like a gay unicorn

AnonoBoy

If you do this all he'll do is laugh and say, "That crazy woman I was 'kinda' seeing sent me her vibrator. My, what a crazy woman. Boy am I glad I've finished with her."

Then they will all chuckle and shake their heads and say, "My, what a crazy woman."

Result: They all think you're crazy.


Seriously. You need to toughen up a bit and stop letting guys walk all over you.

H2UMrsRobinson

So you're single again and disposing of your only (one can assume) vibrator - isn't that like throwing the baby out with the bathwater !

Captain Darling

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Ah no, i love rabbits.

I'l boil his furry cock and balls instead.

JESUS CHRIST.

themadchef

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Anything else I could do? Leave it on? Is there see through envelopes I can get?

People will finally know just how much of a prick he really is.

Box, lots of holographic screaming paper. Make a fake document pouch (which you wont seal) List lots of depraved stuff, as sick as you like. Make sure to add vat :pac: a total and paid!

Pick a company name like... Woman on the inside \ Male fantasia...

Plaster it on box. Make logo, slogan, and register post to his work. Fill box with weights and stuff to make it feel realistic.
Never let him know it was you, unless you want people to finally know he mighta been a prick but youre a boiler!

Boiler trumps prick every time.
Regards,

Glenn Close.

\ The first time he was an ass you should have shown him the door. Not sure which one of you had the lucky escape.

He might have been an ass, you might have been a wreck the head. Remember though, if you start a sh1t storm, don't start crying when it starts raining diarrhea "

Fluorescence

Pack it in a HUGE white box, and scribble dicks all over it. Fill the rest of the box with dead fish.


They'll think you're crazy, but they ain't seen you chop off his balls and sauté them into a fine cuisine yet. You show em. You show em all. *shakes fist*

Unpossible

fluorescence wrote: »

They'll think you're crazy, but they ain't seen you chop off his balls and sauté them into a fine cuisine yet. You show em. You show em all. *shakes fist*

I'm doubled over after reading that.

Edit: with laughter

Fluorescence

Unpossible wrote: »

I'm doubled over after reading that.

It's good practise to habitually wear a cup. Jus' sayin'

Fluorescence

Witchie

I would at least use it til its burned out (which happens mine rather quickly somehow!!!).

diddlybit

Give it to a charity shop and spread the love.

Daegerty

Witchie wrote: »

I would at least use it til its burned out (which happens mine rather quickly somehow!!!).

You're squeezing it too much. Get a good solid metal one

ilovesleep

Your behaviour to this man is extremely unhealthy and obsessive hardluckwoman. You fantasied about this man for years before making a move on him. You two eventually become intimate. He wants a fcuk buddy, you want more than that. Thats his only crime.

Now you are turning spiteful on him.

You should see someome, get help for yourself.

Naikon

Gotta love when you order something off ebay from Asia. The package is described as a "New" firm sold item, yet the seller marks the item as a gift to avoid tax:rolleyes:

HellFireClub

Send him a youtube link of a video of you getting spitroasted, that'll put manners on em!

Anyone else wanna step up to the plate as a stage prop?!?

Royal Irish

A ex girlfriend of mine set up a profile on gaydar, with my moms phone number in it. She kept getting weird texts and one guy even sent her a picture of his cock. My mom is a old age pensioner, so she aint used to getting media messages of guys cocks sent to her.

Any ex who does that kinda crap is a cnut plain and simple. But involving someones place of work in order to get back at someone is being an even bigger cnut.

Cop on to yourself and enjoy your free vibrator.

landsleaving

OP, you are a phenomenal troll. I salute your continued efforts here.

L'prof

Naikon wrote: »

Gotta love when you order something off ebay from Asia. The package is described as a "New" firm sold item, yet the seller marks the item as a gift to avoid tax:rolleyes:

Is he not trying to save you the expense of having to pay a fee to customs to receive the item?