Too lazy to fap

Nocaster

I know I really should crack one off and I know I'd sleep better and things would really look brighter in the morning but...meh..

CatFromHue

just listen to this song instead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42BBdzzgPNM

Saila

lazy wanker

cruiser178

In before the co ck

Griffen262

Piece of string...let your toes do the work!

bonerm

CatFromHue wrote: »

just listen to this song instead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42BBdzzgPNM

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fRJ0T-y-pw

kfallon

Lazy **** are a waste of a 'pedal', save it til the morn!

Nocaster

Griffen262 wrote: »

Piece of string...let your toes do the work!

Haha now there's the voice of experience! You're the laziest wa)nker I've ever met and I take my hat off to you!

Nocaster

CatFromHue wrote: »

just listen to this song instead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42BBdzzgPNM

You're right - that's some load of wa)nk!

themadchef

kfallon wrote: »

Lazy **** are a waste of a 'pedal', save it til the morn!

Mornig fap can put you in a bad mood though. Day can only go down (excuse the pun)

Captain Darling

Here, this should help you on your way depending on what you are into.....

easyeason3

There's a hand, use it.

paddy kerins

Just do it

kfallon

themadchef wrote: »

Mornig fap can put you in a bad mood though. Day can only go down (excuse the pun)

Never **** before work, disaster!
Morning **** are reserved for weekend!

Fart

Griffen262 wrote: »

Piece of string...let your toes do the work!

I nearly spat out my tea reading that.

dr.bollocko

Go away.
I would come up with a reasonable response about why this thread was locked. But it just seems so obvious I'll stick with my first answer of go away.