Where do you park

Nocaster

Most apartments come with 1 parking spot, but 2-3 people living in it can have a car. Are you generally cheeky enough to just rob some other poor residents spot or do you have any other tricks?!

Saila

I have a fold away parking spot, dead handy

easyeason3

I have about two acres to park in so funnily enough there's no fights over parking space.

Chnandler Bong

Unless they're name is on it, its not theres.:D

Chnandler Bong

easyeason3 wrote: »

I have about two acres to park in so funnily enough there's no fights over parking space.

You must be a woman if you need two acres to park:D

suicide_circus

I park the beef bus in tunatown

starbelgrade

Chnandler Bong wrote: »

You must be a woman if you need two acres to park:D

And lots of road frontage.

themadchef

Some of us, dahling, park outside our house. On the land the surrounds it

Yet another perk to culchie life.

AnonoBoy

Underground car park with a secret entrance.

Jeeves parks the merc there every night.

My Driveway is over 6 metres wide at the end and the SIL still manages to block me in! :mad: and the missus parks across the door.

phasers

I just jump out while it's still moving and let it park itself naturally. It's better for the brakes.

phasers

Alternate joke answer: Batcave

Poor Craythur

I park myself in my sofa's ass groove.

easyeason3

Chnandler Bong wrote: »

You must be a woman if you need two acres to park:D

Jealousy, thy name is Chnandler Bong

Mint Sauce

Outside the house oddly enough.

starbelgrade

I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle Garda writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on dude, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

Poor Craythur

starbelgrade wrote: »

I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle Garda writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on dude, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

Ya scut!

Like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMWHYBi7kG8

starbelgrade

A man was driving around in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I'll go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life, give up alcohol & be more generous to other people."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

The man looked up again and said, "never mind - I found one."

Poor Craythur

starbelgrade wrote: »

A man was driving around in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I'll go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life, give up alcohol & be more generous to other people."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

The man looked up again and said, "never mind - I found one."

Do you own a "Big Book of Crap Parking Jokes" or something? :pac:

starbelgrade

Poor Craythur wrote: »

Do you own a "Big Book of Crap Parking Jokes" or something? :pac:

No. But do you know what happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

JohnathanM

starbelgrade wrote: »

No. But do you know what happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Please, have mercy!

Poor Craythur

JohnathanM wrote: »

Please, have mercy!

I know! Trying to fight off lame jokes... can't.

lecker Hendl

I have my own parking space in a residents parking lot. However, some residents still park in my spot even though they don't own my spot. I could call the clampers, but I don't bother cos it's hassle (you have to park the car on the yellow lines, wait, risk getting your own car keyed). I just park on the main road. I did arrive home one day to find a foreign buck driving into it. I took pleasure in knocking on his window and telling him he had been in my spot each time. He reversed out and went into the spot next to me. Jackass. I should have called the clampers on him. He hasn't parked in it since though. He was built like a brick shithouse too. I was hoping he would agree to exiting my space.

JohnathanM

I have the problem of people parking in my space and doing it on a regular basis (one person in particular seems to have fallen in love with it). You know what? F*** it. As long as I can park and my car is safe it isn't a big deal. More important things to worry about, like what I'll download for fap material that evening.

If people don't have enough respect for other people and what's theirs without being explicitly asked to have it, it's going to be more hassle than it's worth when you do tap them on the shoulder. No need to make problems until there's a need to. They're still a bunch of bastards, though.