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In the Noclight: Nerin

  • 17-04-2011 8:27pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭


    In the noclight this week, it's the weird, the wonderful, the winsome, the ... oh, hell, just everything beginning with W! ... it's Nerin!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Did my child benefit cheque bounce again?


  • Moderators Posts: 51,917 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    if you could fire anything by catapult, what would it be and why?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    Are Elves tall things like in Lord of the Rings or little things like, um, shoe elves?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    Kiss a noc, marry a noc, avoid a noc, fistfight a noc. FC is not allowed as otherwise that would just be plain boring.

    Who/what is your greatest enemy on the planet?

    Favourite drunken food to appease slovenly hunger?

    Strongest pet hate?

    If you could be a famous sports star what sport would you choose?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Why don't you like blondes?

    If your lady-friend dyed her hair blonde, would you shave her head?

    What's the meaning of life?

    Do you grow a beard when you seek extra wisdom?

    Do you have wisdom teeth?

    How drunk would you have to be to wear a dress?

    Will you ban anyone who asks you a question you don't want to answer?

    Ever text a number you saw on the back of a bathroom door?

    What colour socks are you wearing?

    Describe yourself in 6 and a half words.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    What is your guilty pleasure Disney movie

    If anyone in the room could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would he/she have to do

    Have you ever worn lingerie

    What one unique thing are you afraid of

    If you had to listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be

    Do you dream or have nightmares


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    Least loved Harrison Ford film?

    Funniest name you've heard for a porno?

    Have you ever seen the movie "Dreamcatchers" and what did you think?

    If you could wipe out any country, which country would you choose?

    Favourite TMNT and why?

    Did you watch Samurai Pizza Cats?

    Who do YOU call when you want some pepperoni?

    Favourite type of take-away?

    Would you prefer to be a great dancer or great fighter?

    Do you like South Park?

    Favourite ancient civilization?

    Favourite cola beverage?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Tragedy


    What was your first sexual experience?
    What was your first sexual experience with a man?
    Did you like it?

    What was your first sexual experience with multiple partners?
    What was your first sexual experience with multiple male partners?
    Did you like it?

    What was your first sexual experience with me?
    What was your first sexual experience multiple partners that included me?
    Did you like it?

    What was your first sexual experience with a cat?
    What was your first sexual experience with me and a cat?
    Did you like it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Did my child benefit cheque bounce again?
    yes. a thousand times yes :mad:
    koth wrote: »
    if you could fire anything by catapult, what would it be and why?
    if i had a catapult it would be a person or persons....
    a box a syringes, because it terrifies dub folk...
    Fewcifur wrote: »
    Are Elves tall things like in Lord of the Rings or little things like, um, shoe elves?
    t yes,commonly, elves be tall. unlike lotr they are actually super skinny and super elongated too.
    there are many types of elf, bu
    Maguined wrote: »
    Kiss a noc, marry a noc, avoid a noc, fistfight a noc. FC is not allowed as otherwise that would just be plain boring.

    Who/what is your greatest enemy on the planet?

    Favourite drunken food to appease slovenly hunger?

    Strongest pet hate?

    If you could be a famous sports star what sport would you choose?
    Tragedy,booms, baconzombie,baconzombie.

    a chap called Nathan. Greatest protege,worst enemy ive ever had.

    taco chips or a tasty tray (bacon,cheese,chips garlic sauce)

    liars/two facedness

    poker. poker counts as a sport >_>
    if not, then ice hockey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Why don't you like blondes?

    If your lady-friend dyed her hair blonde, would you shave her head?

    What's the meaning of life?

    Do you grow a beard when you seek extra wisdom?

    Do you have wisdom teeth?

    How drunk would you have to be to wear a dress?

    Will you ban anyone who asks you a question you don't want to answer?

    Ever text a number you saw on the back of a bathroom door?

    What colour socks are you wearing?

    Describe yourself in 6 and a half words.
    ive never had a blonde who liked me that wasnt mental/some sort of devil woman.

    no, i would not. in fact,i'd like it :)

    crush your enemies,to watch them driven before you and hear the lamentations of the women.
    really its to be happy with yourself,surround yourself with good souls and be at one with the universe. or some ****e like that.

    no, when i seek extra lazy.

    nope. i await their arrival with scared readiness

    not very :pac:

    nope, thats not how i roll.

    lollers, no.

    grey,wine and purple striped.

    hunting Tragedy very very stealthily an...
    hondasam wrote: »
    What is your guilty pleasure Disney movie

    If anyone in the room could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would he/she have to do

    Have you ever worn lingerie

    What one unique thing are you afraid of

    If you had to listen to only three songs for the rest of your life, what would they be

    Do you dream or have nightmares

    homeward bound

    FC. she'd make me drinks, bring me blanket and change the dvds for us :P

    no

    aliens. little grey ones with big black eyes. creepy lil bastards.

    search and destroy- iggy and the stooges. just like heaven-the cure. one winged angel- nobuo uematsu

    both, but mostly nightmares.
    Fewcifur wrote: »
    Least loved Harrison Ford film?

    Funniest name you've heard for a porno?

    Have you ever seen the movie "Dreamcatchers" and what did you think?

    If you could wipe out any country, which country would you choose?

    Favourite TMNT and why?

    Did you watch Samurai Pizza Cats?

    Who do YOU call when you want some pepperoni?

    Favourite type of take-away?

    Would you prefer to be a great dancer or great fighter?

    Do you like South Park?

    Favourite ancient civilization?

    Favourite cola beverage?
    star wars.

    good will humping.

    never seen it. im curious now.

    iran.

    leonardo- two katana. win.

    not yet, but by gods i shall look it up.

    paprika pizza. nyom nyom

    chinese.

    great fighter.

    yes,yes i do.

    hmmm, its between the greeks the celts and the japanese. i might have to say japanese. especially for the story of the first time they met the mongols.

    coca cola. glug. mixed with jd, vodka, rum.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Tragedy wrote: »
    What was your first sexual experience?
    What was your first sexual experience with a man?
    Did you like it?

    What was your first sexual experience with multiple partners?
    What was your first sexual experience with multiple male partners?
    Did you like it?

    What was your first sexual experience with me?
    What was your first sexual experience multiple partners that included me?
    Did you like it?

    What was your first sexual experience with a cat?
    What was your first sexual experience with me and a cat?
    Did you like it?

    when i fapped.
    when i cupped a gay guys balls on a dare.
    no. i was rather disappoint.

    three way make out session with two female friends.
    n/a.... yet ;)
    no

    the night we first met. it was sexual for you anyway >_>
    n/a.... yet :mad:
    maybe

    when the cat woke me up from a sexy dream by clawing my feet?
    when you grabbed my nipples with a cat puppet?
    i dont even know anymore....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,056 ✭✭✭Tragedy


    HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    Who took the bomp?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    On a scale of one to langers where are you? :D

    Would you let FC paint your toenails to make you pretty?

    Both Tragedy and FC need a kidney, and you're a match for both. Who gets a kidney??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Who took the bomp?



    Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
    Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?
    Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp?
    Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    On a scale of one to langers where are you? :D

    Would you let FC paint your toenails to make you pretty?

    Both Tragedy and FC need a kidney, and you're a match for both. Who gets a kidney??

    chillaxed

    maybe, if I was more tipsy

    I would sacrifice myself to give them both away. humans have two kidneys right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    Nerin wrote: »

    I would sacrifice myself to give them both away. humans have two kidneys right?

    You're so foolish selfless :D


  • Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    Do you didgeridoo? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    For those who don't drink and don't smoke, what do they do?

    What would you do if the world ran out of JD?

    Can you boogie woogie?


  • Moderators Posts: 51,917 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    what are you hiding under that top hat of yours?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,851 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Freeze to death or burn to death?
    Are you a smug bastard?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    Who would win in a fight? You or Godzilla?

    Favourite book?

    Favourite childhood memory?

    Pancakes or omelette?

    Would you rather have a pet ferret or a kitten?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    What would be the title of your autobiography?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Do you didgeridoo? :D
    i didgeridont :P
    trowelled wrote: »
    For those who don't drink and don't smoke, what do they do?

    What would you do if the world ran out of JD?

    Can you boogie woogie?
    have good wholesome family fun? roide perhaps...but not their family.

    keep drinking other cheaper boozeahol :)

    i can. but i do not. not in public anways. *boogies*
    koth wrote: »
    what are you hiding under that top hat of yours?
    danger. danger and trollyness.
    Freeze to death or burn to death?
    Are you a smug bastard?
    freeze i guess.

    yes, yes i am. /smugface


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Who would win in a fight? You or Godzilla?

    Favourite book?

    Favourite childhood memory?

    Pancakes or omelette?

    Would you rather have a pet ferret or a kitten?
    Godzy probably. i couldnt bring myself to kills him

    the bible. and every word of it must be adhered to. every word. adhered to. how i interpret it

    cant i has both? pancakes this morning were delicious though. thankies ^_-


    cant i has both? so they grow up together?

    What would be the title of your autobiography?

    A warning from the past, a warning to the future.


  • Moderators Posts: 51,917 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    1. a pack of velociraptors that are each 3 foot tall vs. a 12 foot tall shetland pony.

    who wins and why?

    2. what is the worlds heaviest book?
    3. if you were a costumed crime fighter, what would you be called and what special crime-fighting abilities would you have?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    Nerin wrote: »
    i didgeridont :P

    did someone help you with this answer? :P


    My house is on fire: do you save Phoebe or the alcohol?


    Will you ask me nice questions when I am in the Noclight (estimated to be 2013!)??


    Have you a diary? If so, have you my party written in?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    What are your top 5 most visited websites?

    If you had to live without the internet, television or a phone, which would you choose?

    What was the first film you ever saw in the cinema?

    Can you do handstands?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    If you won the Lotto on Wednesday what's the first thing you would do?

    If you could bring just one Dinosaur back to life which one would you choose and why?

    Captain Morgans or Vodka?

    Shoud I be worried about your and Tragedy's relationship?

    Which would win in a fight - a raccoon, a sloth, a drunk elk or a drunk elf?

    What should one do in the event of a drunken elk attack?

    Would you rather be in Millenium or The Tribe? Not as in starring in the TV show, I mean actually living it like it was real life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    What is going to come up on my Metaphysics exam paper this year?

    When was the last time you spoke to the american?

    How much poker are you playing these days?

    Where do you see yourself in five years?




    more questions to come...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    Favourite boards.ie smilie facey thingie? You know what I mean...the round lads :pac:

    Had/have a pet?

    Pet you'd like to have? (Mythical encouraged)

    Favourite non technology related hobby you have?

    What was the name of your childhood toy/teddy/plush/etc?

    Whats your favourite type of goo? (Goo being desserty like Noms of definite appealing taste)

    Favourite Halloween costume you ever wore?

    Erm, would you like some chocolate? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭micayla


    You're having a dinner party, who do you invite and why?

    Have you watched The Wire? Did you like it?

    Have you heard of Oz? Have you watched it?

    Choose your superhero team.

    What super power would you most like to have?

    If you could be invisible for a day what's the first thing you would do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    Why is the bus so warm?

    Are puppet musicals better than other musicals?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    koth wrote: »
    1. a pack of velociraptors that are each 3 foot tall vs. a 12 foot tall shetland pony.

    who wins and why?

    2. what is the worlds heaviest book?
    3. if you were a costumed crime fighter, what would you be called and what special crime-fighting abilities would you have?
    Raptors. They are smart,deadly and hunt as one thing. Ponies are cute and easy to nyom.

    I think it's a photo book but not sure.

    I dunno what I'd be called but I'd nick Wolverines power. maybe batmans suit too. like in that weird Marvel/Dc crossover


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    did someone help you with this answer? :P


    My house is on fire: do you save Phoebe or the alcohol?


    Will you ask me nice questions when I am in the Noclight (estimated to be 2013!)??


    Have you a diary? If so, have you my party written in?
    I didgerididn't. I remembered.

    Save Phoebe obviously.

    Yes,yes I will.

    I haven't, but I still have it pencilled in.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Fishie wrote: »
    What are your top 5 most visited websites?

    If you had to live without the internet, television or a phone, which would you choose?

    What was the first film you ever saw in the cinema?

    Can you do handstands?

    Twitter
    Facebook
    Nerinonline soon to be Krank.ie
    Youtube
    Boards

    Tv. I could live without tv, most of the important stuff is online anyway.

    Jurassic Park.


    I can't, unfortunately


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    If you won the Lotto on Wednesday what's the first thing you would do?

    If you could bring just one Dinosaur back to life which one would you choose and why?

    Captain Morgans or Vodka?

    Shoud I be worried about your and Tragedy's relationship?

    Which would win in a fight - a raccoon, a sloth, a drunk elk or a drunk elf?

    What should one do in the event of a drunken elk attack?

    Would you rather be in Millenium or The Tribe? Not as in starring in the TV show, I mean actually living it like it was real life.

    party. lots of drink and not show up for work the next day.

    probably a flying dinosaur. they'd look awesome. that or Raptors to control the scumbag population. Nature always finds a way.

    Vodka, its lovely and cheap.

    not at all. only have eyes for you :-p

    drunk elk.

    don't fall down, avoid its antlers.

    The Tribe. I'd sort their **** right out. Millennium would involve lots of my friends being stalked or killed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Queen-Mise wrote: »
    What is going to come up on my Metaphysics exam paper this year?

    When was the last time you spoke to the american?

    How much poker are you playing these days?

    Where do you see yourself in five years?




    more questions to come...

    I haven't a clue, I'd help if I did, but I wasn't even around when that started.

    a few months back sadly. hopefully talk to him soon.

    not enough. its been a while. I've gotten rusty too.

    hopefully with a better job that I actually like,maybe a nice place to live. less stress would be great. realistically probably not in Ireland though or at least not rural.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Zwillinge wrote: »
    Favourite boards.ie smilie facey thingie? You know what I mean...the round lads :pac:

    Had/have a pet?

    Pet you'd like to have? (Mythical encouraged)

    Favourite non technology related hobby you have?

    What was the name of your childhood toy/teddy/plush/etc?

    Whats your favourite type of goo? (Goo being desserty like Noms of definite appealing taste)

    Favourite Halloween costume you ever wore?

    Erm, would you like some chocolate? :)

    :rolleyes: because it wrecks peoples heads. its trolltacular.


    had the most awesome cat in the world.

    dragon. has to be a dragon. or a ferret. :D

    collecting weird books.

    squidgey teddy. teddy being the surname.

    something chocolate. like brownies or seriously choctastic cake.

    think I liked my monster hunter outfit best.

    yes,yes I would. has the chocolate ship sailed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    micayla wrote: »
    You're having a dinner party, who do you invite and why?

    Have you watched The Wire? Did you like it?

    Have you heard of Oz? Have you watched it?

    Choose your superhero team.

    What super power would you most like to have?

    If you could be invisible for a day what's the first thing you would do?

    David Lambe, as long as he would do the commentary. I'd like Stephen Fry to be there too. Kevin Smith, maybe, if he behaved :p Hugh Fernly Whittingstall would be totally on the list too. Christopher Walken as well.

    I haven't, been told to though.

    Yes, loved what little I saw.

    Wolverine, Batman, Iron Man,
    Gambit, Witchblade, Psyloche.

    If I was allowed I'd take Peter Petrelli's empathic mimicry from season one and two of heroes. I'd be godlike.

    Spy on the government, steal stuff, cause mischief. Mot in that order.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭trowelled


    Nerin wrote: »
    Hugh Fernly Whittingstall would be totally on the list too.


    Mmmm excellent choice. Nyomy nyom nyom food


    How do you like your tea?

    Do you have any quirly habits?

    I despise ketchup. what's your view on it?

    Ever break any bones?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Ever lick somebodies toe?

    Do you prefer mayo or butter on your sandwiches?

    Ever try fake tan for the craic?

    Favourite flavour of crisps?

    Which is better Aldi or Lidl?

    Ever skip dinner just so you can pig out on junk food?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Futurecrook


    Vodka or Schnapps?

    Cats or dogs?

    Drunk or sober?

    Pokemon or Dragonball?

    Chinese or Japanese?

    Love or hate?

    Would you rather fight a dragon or a dinosaur?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    trowelled wrote: »
    Mmmm excellent choice. Nyomy nyom nyom food


    How do you like your tea?

    Do you have any quirly habits?

    I despise ketchup. what's your view on it?

    Ever break any bones?

    I like my tea green.

    I talk to animals. they don't always answer >_>

    I like it in small amounts. I don't understand drowning stuff in it.

    never, thankfully.

    Why is the bus so warm?

    Are puppet musicals better than other musicals?

    I don't know.

    perhaps,they'll have to make more of them to find out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Ever lick somebodies toe?

    Do you prefer mayo or butter on your sandwiches?

    Ever try fake tan for the craic?

    Favourite flavour of crisps?

    Which is better Aldi or Lidl?

    Ever skip dinner just so you can pig out on junk food?

    no.

    I like both ^_^ nyom

    no. please don't give people ideas.

    cheese and onion king crisps.

    Aldi.

    no, I don't think so


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Vodka or Schnapps?

    Cats or dogs?

    Drunk or sober?

    Pokemon or Dragonball?

    Chinese or Japanese?

    Love or hate?

    Would you rather fight a dragon or a dinosaur?

    vodka.

    don't make me choose. ok, cats.

    I can has fun sober...but drunk.

    Pokemon.

    Japanese.

    Love.

    A dragon. but only if he's a bad one


  • Moderators Posts: 51,917 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    1. submarine or space-rocket?
    2. can you speak any foreign languages?
    3. country that you haven't been to that you want to visit?
    4. favourite country you've been to?
    5. top 5 TV shows?
    6. would you stay in a haunted castle?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    koth wrote: »
    1. submarine or space-rocket?
    2. can you speak any foreign languages?
    3. country that you haven't been to that you want to visit?
    4. favourite country you've been to?
    5. top 5 TV shows?
    6. would you stay in a haunted castle?

    Rocket. pew pew zooooom

    little bit of French,but I'm very rusty.

    Japan.

    Australia was amazing,best holiday ever.

    Buffy
    Millennium
    The Tribe
    Heroes
    How I Met Your Mother

    Yes. I would be skeptical, but if stuff did happen I'm pretty sure I could handle it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    How's your website? Happy with how it's panning out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    Galvasean wrote: »
    How's your website? Happy with how it's panning out?

    it's going ok, getting things up and running is taking longer than expected with Krank. I'm very lucky to have lotsa helpful folk around me though.

    I promise I beers for the proper launch.


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