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Serious Question

  • 15-04-2011 1:16am
    #1
    Tallon
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    How does a blind man know when to stop wiping?


Comments

  • #2
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Braille?


  • #3
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    When all he can smell is the toilet paper.


  • #4
    KeithM89_old
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    Lick the toilet roll after hes wiped to see if theres any left. A lot of blind people tend to have bad breath


  • #5
    Sonics2k
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    When the Guide Dog is done.


  • #6
    Ardennes1944
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    if your blind you'd still know when to stop wiping your eyes man


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  • #7
    OutlawPete
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    LOL, wonder what made you start thinking about something like this Tal :p


  • #8
    Tallon
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    OutlawPete wrote: »
    LOL, wonder what made you start thinking about something like this Tal :p
    So what? You can only see brown, and subtle greeens?


  • #9
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Maybe they just crap aces...


  • #10
    Horndawg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭Horndawg


    Tallon wrote: »
    How does a blind man know when to stop wiping?


    When he starts to feel raw!


  • #11
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Tallon wrote: »
    So what? You can only see brown, and subtle greeens?


    Can see everything, just can't distinguish between them.

    Like sometimes playing snooker, I won't be able to tell where the Green and Brown are when they mixed with the reds.

    Sometimes you can though, guess it's all shading.


    On the Blind man thing - have you never took a crap at night in a power cut or when a bulb was gone? :)


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  • #12
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I would think they have a system.

    Eating Healthy - 3 wipes

    After a Curry - 6 wipes

    Night on the Guinness - 9 wipes

    Night on the Bulmers Pear - never drink Bulmers Pear again.


  • #13
    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,209 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    Serious question me hole:pac:


  • #14
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    They say that blind men become very attentive by way of compensation.
    Now that you're both blind and deaf, I think I've got your attention.


  • #15
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Tallon wrote: »
    How does a blind man know when to stop wiping?

    Crap thread is flushed, and door locked on toilet thread.


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