Sex is the most underrated thing ever... agree or agree?

Daegerty

Like for feck sake even porn movies don't do it any justice and just make it look boring and the people in those are supposed to be trained professionals.

At the end of the day its impossible to find something that is better than a good roide.

People who say otherwise are doing it wrong or just plain boring ould sods who derive all their pleasure from ticking the 'no religion' box on the census form.

Some people are just boring and bitter to the extreme and no ould roide will sort them out because they are too far gone. But really that is just their problem and in most cases I'm willing to bet that if they were getting the roides all along they wouldn't be in such a bad state

smk89

dat true

strokemyclover

*OTT Reaction*

policarp

Sex is everything in this here world.
Without it where would we be?

dx22

You are doin it right!

themadchef

Daegerty wrote: »

At the end of the day its impossible to find something that is better than a good roide.

Flutt may disagree with you there.

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more important than sex"

themadchef

Daegerty wrote: »

Like for feck sake even porn movies don't do it any justice and just make it look boring and the people in those are supposed to be trained professionals.

At the end of the day its impossible to find something that is better than a good roide.

People who say otherwise are doing it wrong or just plain boring ould sods who derive all their pleasure from ticking the 'no religion' box on the census form.

Some people are just boring and bitter to the extreme and no ould roide will sort them out because they are too far gone. But really that is just their problem and in most cases I'm willing to bet that if they were getting the roides all along they wouldn't be in such a bad state

You're going to go home and pull the plum off yourself, be honest.

hondasam

I will report back later OP with my answer.

smk89

policarp wrote: »

Sex is everything in this here world.
Without it where would we be?

Well we'd all have friction burns on our palms

easyeason3

I agree.

Me likey sex. Me love you long time.

Daegerty

themadchef wrote: »

You're going to go home and pull the plum off yourself, be honest.

No










I'm already at home

SV

Anyone wanna lay bets that OP hasn't lost his virginity?

CianRyan

I think it's nice, yeah.

Dudess

SV wrote: »

Anyone wanna lay bets that OP hasn't lost his virginity?

So what? Better than ranting on about his porn-star alike sexual prowess (when it isn't really). I could fully believe he's not a virgin, but just hasn't had a good sexual experience yet - nothing unusual there.

Wazdakka

OP Just lost his virginity...

Rumple Fugly

It's very moreish...

Seth Brundle

Daegerty wrote: »

Like for feck sake even porn movies don't do it any justice and just make it look boring and the people in those are supposed to be trained professionals.

You're watching the wrong stuff!

Daegerty wrote: »

At the end of the day its impossible to find something that is better than a good roide.

Rubbish!
A good fap is better because you don't have to cuddle or anything afterwards

Daegerty

kbannon wrote: »

You're watching the wrong stuff!
Rubbish!
A good fap is better because you don't have to cuddle or anything afterwards

There is some good stuff but its increasingly hard to find. and not everyone is as adverse to cuddling as yerself

Wibbs

Daegerty wrote: »

and not everyone is as adverse to cuddling as yerself

Ah bless, recent cherry popped or naive or better yet devious?.. getting the ladies on side. "I like to cuddle darling" Kudos D, kudos.

Seth Brundle

Daegerty wrote: »

not everyone is as adverse to cuddling as yerself

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against it. Its just that the only time I would be open to cuddling is before I have slept with her! Once I have slept with her, why bother?

pablomakaveli

Wazdakka wrote: »

OP Just lost his virginity...

.... and then wept afterwards over the sheer awkwardness of it while his partner quiretly got dressed and slipped out the door.

Daegerty

kbannon wrote: »

Don't get me wrong, I'm not against it. Its just that the only time I would be open to cuddling is before I have slept with her! Once I have slept with her, why bother?

To pass the time while ya wait for the kettle to boil.

Seth Brundle

Daegerty wrote: »

To pass the time while ya wait for the kettle to boil.

If the kettle is being boiled for a cuppa, then she is in the kitchen so who do you cuddle? So unless its a threesome, you're back to the fapping scenario!

cosmicfart

Sex Rules! UP the good looking fit women!

--LOS--

show me where it is underrated ?

saying something is better than sex is the ultimate compliment

Daegerty

--LOS-- wrote: »

show me where it is underrated ?

saying something is better than sex is the ultimate compliment

only because it can't possibly be true

--LOS--

err ye that's the point!

starlit

Neither, its not to be rushed like whether you a pro or not! It should happen naturally...go with the flow and enjoy it, it takes time and practice to really be a good experience like. No harm waiting. No biggy, Sex should be enjoyable for both parties! I suppose the thrill feeling is nice its exciting I suppose but its nice to cuddle before and after, well I like cuddles! Lots of cuddles. Me like snuggles more! Explains my username.

Saying something that is better than sex well, isn't chocolate better than sex! ha ha ha! mmmm!

Seth Brundle

snuggles285 wrote: »

Sex should be enjoyable for both parties!

Since when? :eek:

starlit

kbannon wrote: »

Since when? :eek:

In my opinion it should be! Isn't that what the whole sex experience is about, not just the physical side and emotional connection but actually enjoying the experience whether good or bad should be at least be important, if not enjoyable whats the point???! At least be consensual and a feeling of being sensational whether good or bad just the thrill feeling of being intimate whether a couple has sex or not is nice!:cool:

Seth Brundle

I presume that you are a woman then.

As a man, I feel different after sex. Generally I'd prefer to either get some kip or else go home!

starlit

kbannon wrote: »

I presume that you are a woman then.

As a man, I feel different after sex. Generally I'd prefer to either get some kip or else go home!

Yes I am a woman indeed. Yes I get that impression that most men do but some do like cuddles ha ha ha. Ya don't we all want a kip or go home after but sure quick or long cuddle is nice no??? sense of closeness and all.:D

Wibbs

kbannon wrote: »

As a man, I feel different after sex. Generally I'd prefer to either get some kip or else go home!

Hence some men pay whores. Both for the no strings sex and the fact they leave afterward.

hondasam

kbannon wrote: »

I presume that you are a woman then.

As a man, I feel different after sex. Generally I'd prefer to either get some kip or else go home!

No TLC sex ?

Tayla

I wouldn't exactly call porn stars 'trained professionals' OP!

Seth Brundle

snuggles285 wrote: »

Yes I am a woman indeed. Yes I get that impression that most men do but some do like cuddles ha ha ha. Ya don't we all want a kip or go home after but sure quick or long cuddle is nice no??? sense of closeness and all.:D

Like I said, why would I want to cuddle? I've already had my fun!

Daegerty

Tayla wrote: »

I wouldn't exactly call porn stars 'trained professionals' OP!

There is a degree you can do for it although its probably under some euphemistic title like "Media studies" or what have you and there is Health and Safety certs you must get as well to be a porn star

Seth Brundle

Tayla wrote: »

I wouldn't exactly call porn stars 'trained professionals' OP!

I dunno - I've put it on my CV and it's never been questioned!

Daegerty

kbannon wrote: »

I dunno - I've put it on my CV and it's never been questioned!

well ya can do that with any degree. there was a thread about this a while bck

mickrock

It certainly is very underrated.

Most people haven't even heard of it, let alone done it! I once read about it in a book.

pragmatic1

Daegerty wrote: »

only because it can't possibly be true

Nah. The all body buzz from grade A MDMA with a can in one hand and a cig in the other is very hard to beat. So enjoyable it might make you vomit.

Daegerty

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Nah. The all body buzz from grade A MDMA with a can in one hand and a cig in the other is very hard to beat. So enjoyable it might make you vomit.

I suppose if you enjoy vomiting

lorsric

Disagree - vanilla Hagen Daz and a good DVD beat sex everytime

Daegerty

lorsric wrote: »

Disagree - vanilla Hagen Daz and a good DVD beat sex everytime

Artificial sh1te food and pre-made entertainment. I'd rather do the washing up tbh

lorsric

Daegerty wrote: »

Artificial sh1te food and pre-made entertainment. I'd rather do the washing up tbh

Goes to show what my opinion of sex is then, doesnt it. If men knew how often women are fake with their performances, they'd do things alone more often for practice.
As for the washing up, I'd say cleaning the house or doing laundry myself, more gratifying and an actual result at the end.

Sinfonia

Deleted User wrote: »

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more important than sex"

Wallace would change his tune if he went to some academic conferences in the UK & Ireland today..

CommuterIE

You forgot your poll...







no pun intended! :P

kfallon

Sex is amazing, nothing like making love to somebody you really love, caressing her body, long passionate kisses, saying "I love you" as you thrust forward gently to enter her, your two bodies becoming 'one', the look in her eyes when she orgasms and holding onto each others bodies as they cool down after hours of intense intercourse....


.....alternatively it's great to pull her hair as you do her 100mph doggy style, finger in her hole and then you pull out your mickey and come all over her bunghole shouting, "Spunk alert, spunk alert!" :pac:

Sinfonia

kfallon wrote: »

Sex is amazing, nothing like making love to somebody you really love, caressing her body, long passionate kisses, saying "I love you" as you thrust forward gently to enter her, your two bodies becoming 'one', the look in her eyes when she orgasms and holding onto each others bodies as they cool down after hours of intense intercourse....

........................................................*fap

kfallon

Sinfonia wrote: »

........................................................*fap

More people will be fapping over the second part of my post tho :pac: