Getting even with the GF's sister

FrStone

So AHer's, the girlfriends' sister and I, never got on too well, but we always have a fake politeness between us. She always likes to let the world know all the trials and tribulations of me and the girlfriends' relationship. At the moment she is probably texting her whole phonebook about our latest argument.

So please give me your advice about getting even with her, while still maintaining this fake politeness we have.

/Awaits witty replies.

orourkeda

Finger her. Give her something worth getting excited about in more ways than one.

Besides, sounds like she needs it.

El Weirdo

FrStone wrote: »

So AHer's, the girlfriends' sister and I, never got on too well, but we always have a fake politeness between us. She always likes to let the world know all the trials and tribulations of me and the girlfriends' relationship. At the moment she is probably texting her whole phonebook about our latest argument.

So please give me your advice about getting even with her, while still maintaining this fake politeness we have.

/Awaits witty replies.

Ride her sist... oh wait...

Actually, post naked pics of her in this thread.

brianthomas

Piss in her tea. Stir it well.

tigger123

El Weirdo wrote: »

Ride her sist... oh wait...

Actually, post naked pics of her in this thread.

Ride her Da, that'll teach the pair of them.

hondasam

FrStone wrote: »

So AHer's, the girlfriends' sister and I, never got on too well, but we always have a fake politeness between us. She always likes to let the world know all the trials and tribulations of me and the girlfriends' relationship. At the moment she is probably texting her whole phonebook about our latest argument.

So please give me your advice about getting even with her, while still maintaining this fake politeness we have.

/Awaits witty replies.

Does she have a BF, if she has ride him, that will teach her

orourkeda

brianthomas wrote: »

Piss in her tea. Stir it well.

Then blast her with tea

Xivilai

Jizz in her yoghurt

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Get your girlfriend pregnant then her sis is gonna be stuck with you for life. that'll learn her

El Weirdo

Can we not just have one revenge megathread?

Latchy

Pull her over your kneee for a good spanking then when she come back for more of the same roide her senseless ........kinky bish

Lawrence1895

Wait in front of her house until she leaves for work, then call her BF and tell him, that you are just having loads of fun with her.

Then go back to her house and wait until she comes back from work.

Get her to smell your fingers.

evercloserunion

Is this not her getting even with you for plowing her sister on the regular?

jamesie_boy

orourkeda wrote: »

Finger her. Give her something worth getting excited about in more ways than one.

Besides, sounds like she needs it.

You sir, are a legend. Never shy of saying exactly whats on everyones mind. Blunt and to the point

Richard Dower

OP....why don't you get along?, maybe she thinks you're scum and unworthy of her sister. If this posting is any indication....i think she may have a point!

hightower1

STEP 1 - Get a few pics online of an Ok"ish" BMW m3

STEP 2 - Place an advert in buy and sell online or carzone with a REALLY good price (scumbag kinda price range)

STEP 3 - Note in the advert that you work nights so can only accept calls after 8pm and give the sisters number

STEP 4 - Listen to her whinge about the massive volume of calls she has been getting about some BMW at all hours from scummers.

mahamageehad

Ride her sister in her bed and jizz on the pillow as she walks into the room. timing is crucial with this one tho

OutlawPete

Change one of her boyfriend's number in her mobile for yours and then have a really long dirty text session with her. Ask her for dirty pics too, then you'll have leverage for future arguments.

jd007

hightower1 wrote: »

STEP 1 - Get a few pics online of an Ok"ish" BMW m3

STEP 2 - Place an advert in buy and sell online or carzone with a REALLY good price (scumbag kinda price range)

STEP 3 - Note in the advert that you work nights so can only accept calls after 8pm and give the sisters number

STEP 4 - Listen to her whinge about the massive volume of calls she has been getting about some BMW at all hours from scummers.

STEP 5 - ???????????????????????

STEP 6 - Profit!

Kells...

OutlawPete wrote: »

Change one of her boyfriend's number in her mobile for yours and then have a really long dirty text session with her. Ask her for dirty pics too, then you'll have leverage for future arguments.

One of her boyfriends How do you know :D

easyeason3

She's jealous of her sister.

Get a friend of yours to ride the hole of her & then tell everyone about it.

That should get her to shut up.

Big foots diick

Have a threesome with her parents.

Cian92

hightower1 wrote: »

STEP 1 - Get a few pics online of an Ok"ish" BMW m3

STEP 2 - Place an advert in buy and sell online or carzone with a REALLY good price (scumbag kinda price range)

STEP 3 - Note in the advert that you work nights so can only accept calls after 8pm and give the sisters number

STEP 4 - Listen to her whinge about the massive volume of calls she has been getting about some BMW at all hours from scummers.

OP do it, and show us the add, we could all ring her

Dangerous Man

Kick her face in.

Gummy Panda

Sacramento wrote: »

Get her to smell your fingers.

This but after she smells them you need to say to her "That's your sister" so she thinks she has smelt her sister's fanny

easyeason3

Gummy Panda wrote: »

This but after she smells them you need to say to her "That's your sister" so she thinks she has smelt her sister's fanny

FYP.

Hank Scorpio

Piss in her apple juice and shake well ( not talking from experience )

Pauleta

Steal her knickers

Chaotic_Forces

OutlawPete wrote: »

Change one of her boyfriend's number in her mobile for yours and then have a really long dirty text session with her. Ask her for dirty pics too, then you'll have leverage for future arguments.

Then blackmail into having sex with you, then video it and post everything here*. :P




*Or if you're a selfish pr*ck just keep it for yourself and don't share.

Mr.Crinklewood

Make her become hoorsmelts flatmate and buy her a tree outfit.

upandcumming

jamesie_boy wrote: »

You sir, are a legend. Never shy of saying exactly whats on everyones mind. Blunt and to the point

Sounds like you want him to finger you...

backthephilup

Throw yourself down the stairs then tell everyone she beat you up. Get a restraining order so she can't come within 200 yards of you:)

Offy

Bum love, no lube! That does it every time......

tomcruiser

Pull the hood up, cover the face, ring the doorbell, break her jaw

EverEvolving

Perhaps you shouldn't fight with your girlfriend in front of her and ask your girl not to tell her the details of ye're relationship?

That, or put green hair dye in to her shampoo bottle.

ted1

No, swap the shampoo for immac hair removing cream

Lemsiper

Steal her coin collection and make her bring you to amusement parks.

Absurdum

**** her in the bum

Chaotic_Forces

ted1 wrote: »

No, swap the shampoo for immac hair removing cream

That's too far! Swap it for hydrochloric acid.

fey2010

Give me her name, address, €500 upfront & €500 after the job is done and I'll sort it! (first post, someone welcome me)

tomombo

Get rid of the gf and tell her its because her sister's a c*nt.

Then ride her sister.

phasers

post her pics and phone number on /b/

DUB777

Sacramento wrote: »

Get her to smell your fingers.

:cool:Love it :cool:

Or you could give the toilet a good scrubbing with her toothbrush. Get rid of any pebble dashing you may have left behind ;-)

Chaotic_Forces

fey2010 wrote: »

Give me her name, address, €500 upfront & €500 after the job is done and I'll sort it! (first post, someone welcome me)

Welcome! *punches fey2010 Scorpion style*.

mehfesto

Does she have her own house?

If so, open the cistern of the toilet and sh*t in that at the next party. Really go to town on it. She'll be flushing turds with turds for days.

Yes sir-ee, the ol' Top Decker has seen me right for years.

wandatowell

Blast her with sh1t from your arse

DUB777

OutlawPete wrote: »

Change one of her boyfriend's number in her mobile for yours and then have a really long dirty text session with her. Ask her for dirty pics too, then you'll have leverage for future arguments.

You my friend are extremely vindictive:) I f#~kin love this one..

:cool:Poster/Threader whatever they call them, do this guys, its the cream of the crop. Only don't use it for leverage, put them up on facebook :cool: It rocks:cool:

Richard Dower

10-year-olds posting, purile and disgusting.

DUB777

Cian92 wrote: »

OP do it, and show us the add, we could all ring her

post her name and number & we can all ring her;)

Richard Dower

DUB777 wrote: »

post her name and number & we can all ring her;)

Personal information is not allowed on Boards, it would also subject Boards to legal action.