Spending life in prison,how would you handle it

7sr2z3fely84g5

Copying from the in prison for crime didn't commit thread,what about if you sent down for life,how would you handle it?.

Chaotic_Forces

By using any of these

stovelid

Become the Daddy.

Chaotic_Forces

stovelid wrote: »

Become the Daddy.

As you do, of course:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7o35NcJwo

Claasman

'you only got to do but two days up in this motherfcuka'....

old_aussie

The best prison bitch, ever

Lapin

I'd start by putting my holiday brochures in the 'To do later' file.

Marsden

Watch the movie big stan, it teaches how to deal with life inside prison

Son Of A Vidic

Nobody spends life in prison in this country. Haven't you heard? Life is cheap, 10 - 12 years is about all the 'hard' time any murdering kunt will serve.

pragmatic1

If life was really for life I'd probably top myself. Phuck spending your life in a jail.

Tipsy McSwagger

Marsden wrote: »

Watch the movie big stan, it teaches how to deal with life inside prison

i would rather life in prison than watch that muck again.

xzanti

Try to master the art of meditation..

And become a lesbian.

blaze1

I'd hangaround with this guy, he said he'd look out for me, i just have to hold a napkin for him

we'llallhavetea_old

suicide

ilovelamp2000

I'd watch TV on my 42 inch plasma in my cell, get drunk and take drugs.

Just like all prisoners in Irish prisons.

BluesBerry

Id create a tunnel over the course of several years and escape through the sewers and while waiting for that id teach everyone this dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCZEmfnE-M

Dionysus

Lily Weak Scarecrow wrote: »

Spending life in prison,how would you handle it

I've about 120 great books on the book shelf that I'm dying to get stuck into but can never find the time. As I'd like to study them rather than read them and then write something about them it would keep me going two years at least, and no doubt inspire many more books. I'd also learn another language and start writing in it. Prison sounds quite attractive!

Naikon

Buckshot through the roof of the mouth.

chicken fingers

I generally buy my way out before they can charge me with anything.
If I was in Ireland, most likely impossible to do that so I would have to spend some money to get a single cell with tv and xbox, laptop, poteen still, etc.

stovelid

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

As you do, of course:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7o35NcJwo

Yeah, carry on.

TouchingVirus

I'd avoid the sisters and befriend Red.

dsmythy

Noose

joshrogan

Pretend to be insane and find some smaller prisoner who I could bite to prove my craziness and earn respect from the other mentallers

azezil

Spend an inordinate amount of time in the showers waiting for guys to drop the soap :pac:

Demosthenes

Id drop the soap in the showers, and wait for someone to bend over and pick it up.

mikemac

Become the birdman of Mountjoy

bonerm

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

As you do, of course:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7o35NcJwo

I'll always bring my tool around with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTzQc0cpnc4

Agricola

Begin doing anus stretching exercises.

Fail to prepare and all that.

Pauleta

I would get put in solitary confinement to get away from the general population. I couldnt be arsed about prison, its the people in it who i worry about.

Marsden

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

i would rather life in prison than watch that muck again.

Agreed, I believe they show it to inmates on movie nights as a form off punishment.

The screws also over salt the popcorn if they've been really troublesome.:D

PeterIanStaker

I'd stay away from this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_OuhvCKuO0

Yakult

Tbh I would rather kill myself than go to prision for life. Death > Life sentence.

Unless its Ireland, in that case you'll be out in 20 years max.

Latchy

Not very well ...

Escape plan would be first on my mind or sue the govenor because of hurt feelings .....or something :cool:

The Baltimore Sun

For anyone genuinely interested in such matters...John Lonergans (ex Mountjoy warden) book called "the governor" is a crackin' read.
I was always of the opinion that tv's etc were too good for inmates till i read it. Give it a go:rolleyes:

Latchy

Take tv's away from inmates = a lot of bored /fed up inmates = possible trouble for wardens who have enough on their plates and tv is a distraction for as much as a Privilege :rolleyes:

And tv can get boring for inmates pretty much as for anybody I'm sure but imagine it beats looking at a wall all day .

SuperInfinity

Yakult wrote: »

Tbh I would rather kill myself than go to prision for life. Death > Life sentence.

Unless its Ireland, in that case you'll be out in 20 years max.

What if you're being executed painlessly tomorrow and your life sentence lasts until then? And you want to say goodbye to people and tell them you love them, and tell them some very important piece of information?

And what if you're in a muslim country and offered one night of an outrageous sex orgy with 10 of the most beautiful Arab women before you leave the world....?

Eric Cartman

wreck as much sh*t as possible, take a rake load of drugs and smear sh*te on the walls, make it as horrible as possible for everybody until eventually im killed by somebody

7sr2z3fely84g5

Life sentence in ireland is life,up to the parole board to review case,the justice minister has final say in who can be released on licence or not,so meaning just because your out on licence,the minister at anytime has right to haul you back in.

donal_cam

It could be interesting: being locked up 17 hours a day would give you plenty of time to read books you wanted to, write, and expand your consciousness. If you kept quiet, pissed no-one off, and kept yourself as busy as possible it mightn't be too bad: it could even be an opportunity to give your life meaning.

GTDolanator

dont want or intend in going to prison
but i reckon id beat somone savagley to keep the rest away

GTDolanator

SuperInfinity wrote: »

What if you're being executed painlessly tomorrow and your life sentence lasts until then? And you want to say goodbye to people and tell them you love them, and tell them some very important piece of information?

And what if you're in a muslim country and offered one night of an outrageous sex orgy with 10 of the most beautiful Arab women before you leave the world....?

what what what?
SEX ORGY? tell me more

challengemaster

Sure you'd be out in 6 months on a suspended sentance. From what I've heard it'd be like a 6 month holiday that you don't have to pay for. Free food, free tv, free phone, all the games you want...