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If you could title your own autobiography, what would you call it?

09-04-2011 10:30am

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What will you call the title of your bestselling life story, if you had the chance to publish it?

Would to call mine 'Waiting for a Bus, that never comes''. Spend most of my life traveling and feeling stressed getting places so it seems apt. Maeve Binchy eat your heart out!

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#2 09-04-2011 10:32am

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SparkyTech wrote: »

What will you call the title of your bestselling life story, if you had the chance to publish it?

Would to call mine 'Waiting for a Bus, that never comes''. Spend most of my life traveling and feeling stressed getting places so it seems apt. Maeve Binchy eat your heart out!

"Where I left Madeline McCann."

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#3 09-04-2011 10:33am

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#4 09-04-2011 10:33am

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Watching little blue bars

A reference to installing / waiting for stuff to download. And you can't leave in case you come back 2 hours later and the thing has progressed 5% and you need to agree to some stupid licence that you're not going to read and will prbably violate anyway.

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#6 09-04-2011 10:36am

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#8 09-04-2011 10:41am

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The ups and downs, ins and outs, spinning and occasional falling over of icaras.
It won't be that good but the title might help sell a few copies.

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#9 09-04-2011 10:43am

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Well that's one way of doing it

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#10 09-04-2011 10:45am

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"Ramblings of a Cunt"

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#11 09-04-2011 10:46am

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brummytom wrote: »

"Ramblings of a Cunt"

Sounds more like a book about periods.

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#21 09-04-2011 11:38am

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#25 09-04-2011 11:55am

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I came.

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#32 09-04-2011 12:27pm

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#34 09-04-2011 12:36pm

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#36 09-04-2011 12:45pm

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I'd call mine -

'The cat in the hat'

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