Do you have any talent?

Da Shins Kelly

Music, art, writing or whatever. What are you particularly good at? Are you a little bit envious of people who are really good at things that you're not good at?

Poor Craythur

Sometimes, but I can draw and shít. Am musical if I could be bothered.

I'm envious of people who can write though. Not in the slightest bit envious of sporting ability though.

bryaner

I can lick my nose with my tongue.

KeithM89_old

I can tell the difference between butter and i cant believe its not butter.

Ledger

KeithM89 wrote: »

I can tell the difference between butter and i cant believe its not butter.

that's a lie. nobody can



I can sing

we'llallhavetea_old

blow jobs

Ledger

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

blow jobs

she wins the internet

Xivilai

I can picture people naked with 90% accuracy. The hard part is forcing their clothes off so I can assess my accuracy

Captain_Generic

I can make balloon animals of animals that don't exist, or at least if they did they'd be saying "kill meeee" like in Alien

4zn76tysfajdxp

Ledger wrote: »

she wins the internet

"He."

joshrogan

grammer

Latchy

I'm a man of many talents ,far to many to discuss here but mulitasking is only one of them :pac:

Piano, cello, singing, art, used to be good at writing.

Colilfc

Fapping.

Snakeblood

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

Music, art, writing or whatever. What are you particularly good at? Are you a little bit envious of people who are really good at things that you're not good at?

I used to be good at insults.

Jerk.

W.Shakes-Beer

I can play some powerful blues guitar.

Thats about it really.

pragmatic1

I can smoke supernatural amounts of cigarettes.

I'm a world class procrastinator.

Gummy Panda

Hand stand pissing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=006ip4ndThE

Tefral

I can do anything I set my mind to well, the only thing I cant do is sing or dance, just not in me ha ha

Also if im watching TV or reading or something, if someone is talking to me i litterally cant hear them, i know they are talking just my brain doesnt process the words at all..

It has its advantages but the missus doesnt like it at all.

harry21

cronin_j wrote: »

I can do anything I set my mind to well, the only thing I cant do is sing or dance, just not in me ha ha

Also if im watching TV or reading or something, if someone is talking to me i litterally cant hear them, i know they are talking just my brain doesnt process the words at all..

It has its advantages but the missus doesnt like it at all.

Exact same here!

cml387

Having been visited by a wise woman as a child, I can successfully operate the fresh air nozzles over an aeroplane seat.

CrazyRabbit

I have a talent for guessing the correct time for cooking various foods in the microwave. Oddly enough, pretty much everything takes exactly 60 seconds.

stupidusername

there's things i do really well, but they're definitely not talents. i dont think i have any talents really. i was quite good at portraits in school. i'm quite good at figuring out songs on a guitar, just by listening to them. i could say sex etc, but tbf no man is going to tell you you're bad at it :pac:

Bbbbolger

Guessing bra sizes. Fun at times!

Mammanabammana

I am an astoundingly talented musician, ridiculously so. I'm not even gonna lie about it or pull this fake modesty crap. If you met me and had to form an opinion of my musical abilities, you'd say the same thing so there ya go, I'm saying it straight out and f*ck the begrudgers.

Latchy

cronin_j wrote: »

I can do anything I set my mind to well, the only thing I cant do is sing or dance, just not in me ha ha

Also if im watching TV or reading or something, if someone is talking to me i litterally cant hear them, i know they are talking just my brain doesnt process the words at all..

It has its advantages but the missus doesnt like it at all.

That's not a talent it's total indifference ...

Oranage2

My 'talant' seems to be that i'm talentlless at everything

Biggins

I do but some I politely decline to say on a public forum.

Scuid Mhór

pretty good when it comes to some musical instruments (guitar + piano for the most part), songwriting and creative writing.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

These threads make me sad because I can't really think of anything. I'm good at being broodingly silent for long periods of time but that's about it

I've absolutely no talent whatsoever

Latchy

Everybodys blessed with at least one talent at something or other , many are born with it , many learn it along the way and refine it and sadly, many dont get the chance to show their 'real ' talents off .

When you look around at the entertainment industry today and see what passes for talent , well you think to yourself , jasus their room and hope for anybody .

Lone Stone

im an ok animator !! phwapahhh how was that for confidence :cool:

Horndawg

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

Music, art, writing or whatever. What are you particularly good at? Are you a little bit envious of people who are really good at things that you're not good at?

Prolific masturbation:cool:

Fluorescence

I can dance so badly that even the most desperate, horny man alive would be instantly turned off. 'struth. :pac:

the groutch

I can spend a whole night in a pub and not drink any booze

doomed

I know I have no talent whatsoever but then I look at Brendan O'Connor and I get a surge of hope.

mlumley

Latchy wrote: »

I'm a man of many talents ,far to many to discuss here but mulitasking is only one of them :pac:

Multitasking is only starting a new thing before finishing the first one.

QuinnC88

Was class at Art for the LC, but haven't so much as picked up a brush since!

Coriolanus

Like a lot, was pretty good in art for the LC.

Always have meant to get back into it, but fúck it, I didn't have the internet back then. Dunno how I'd have passed anything if I had.

Mammanabammana

fluorescence wrote: »

I can dance so badly that even the most desperate, horny man alive would be instantly turned off. 'struth. :pac:

Speaking as a desperate, horny man, I have not the slightest doubt in the world that I could absolutely, utterly and uncontestably prove this to be 100% wrong!

Latchy

mlumley wrote: »

Multitasking is only starting a new thing before finishing the first one.

It's about doing or trying to do , several things all at once but sometimes never finishing one or any at all .

But then when left to my own devices , I also capable of focusing on one subject and topic alone,sometimes for as long as nessacary and with great attention to detail .

dexter647

I've been waiting for this thread all my life so here goes..... i can play freebird:):)

Latchy

dexter647 wrote: »

I've been waiting for this thread all my life so here goes..... i can play freebird:):)

30 years eh ..hmm Let me guess , air guitar with karaokee ?

xi

Tallent...

Appreciating and lmao at my witty posts and retorts on boards after a few beers.

fabbydabby

Would you prefer to be alright at a lot of things or deadly at very few?

i am fairly alright at lots of stuff, and that's the way i like it. Sometimes I wish I had a super awesome amazing kick ass gift though.

IvySlayer

I can touch MC Hammer.