Cock stuck in car grill

Denisejcc

Yesterday in Blackrock a car drove by me with a cockerel stuck in the car grill dead as a dodo!!

Funny, sad and a true story! Driver was oblivious, she was getting some very strange looks!!:D:D

What do you mean misleading thread title?! :D

Saila

I lol'd at the title

tempura

Car should have had a " Cock on Board sign " in the window.

Ruu_Old

Thought it was going to be a 'man gets caught having sex with car' headline! :eek:

Denisejcc

tempura wrote: »

Car should have had a " Cock on Board sign " in the window.

Maybe the driver was too chicken to put one up

*runs*

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Farmer at home one eveing when the phone rings, it's his son.

"Da! I just hit a pig and ir's stuck in the grill, squeling like a mad thing! What'll I do?"
"Get the shotgun, shoot it in the head and when it goes limp, throw it in the back and drive it here."
Pause.
BANG!
"Ok, Da, now what'll I do with his motorbike?"

Mrmoe

Ruu wrote: »

Thought it was going to be a 'man gets caught having sex with car' headline! :eek:

If that was the case the cock would be stuck in th exhaust:D

hoodwinked

why did the cockerel cross the road?


we'll never know it got hit by a woman driver!

Saila

I thought it was a new indie bands name

Poor Uncle Tom

Dissapointing, I thought I'd see someone humpin' a radiator....:D

PeterIanStaker

My first thought was Rule 34

sdanseo

Ruu wrote: »

Thought it was going to be a 'man gets caught having sex with car' headline! :eek:

Nah it wasn't in Cork.

-Corkie-

sdonn wrote: »

Nah it wasn't in Cork.

That would be Cock stuck in airplane seat...

Blobby George

There was a good picture of a freak with his cock stuck in the exhaust of a car going round last year.

brianthebard

wimmin drivers.

Poor Uncle Tom

PeterIanStaker wrote: »

My first thought was Rule 34

What does outside sports playing in Crooke park have to do with this?...........

CreepingDeath

Denisejcc wrote: »

Yesterday in Blackrock a car drove by me with a cockerel stuck in the car grill dead as a dodo!!

Was it a Henda Civic ?

Laisurg

Mrmoe wrote: »

If that was the case the cock would be stuck in th exhaust:D

Someones tried this before :P

QuinnC88

Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening, as he often did,
and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave a
peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man
standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.

"Who the hell are you?" demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my
bedroom?"

The mysterious man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much
too live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send
me back straight away".

St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.
We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his
house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was
covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't
so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside
him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how
are you enjoying your first day here?"

"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside
like I'm about to explode".

"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before".

"Never" replies Brian

"Well just relax and let it happen"

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops
out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him
and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for
the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness
was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the
best thing that ever happened to him ... ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting "Brian, wake up you bas*ard, you're sh*tting in the bed"

Superbus

^Indeed.