Misinterpretations of Inventions

Redlion

After a night of Guinness topped off by a curry, I came to a quite (awesomely) modest revelation and it concerns the true myth of ventilation in housing.

For years, "the man" has told it us that ventilation is installed in modern housing to prevent carbon monoxide poisoning or to allow cool breezes to soothe us on our one day of summer. But no, they were lies.

The true truth that is the truth of ventilation is to stop us suffocating on our own bodily gases and shame after a night on the sauce, inexplicably topped off by a dish served with curry sauce.

So, when ya've all recovered from this day of revelation, I put this question to you.Have you ever figured out the true reason for the invention of many of our household items?

Duggy747

Sex fiends have many odd uses for everyday objects.

Like that man.................who had a jar...............and it all went terribly wrong........

*shudders*

prinz

Microwaves are for toasting socks and boxers on snowy icy mornings.

chin_grin

Duggy747 wrote: »

Sex fiends have many odd uses for everyday objects.

Like that man.................who had a jar...............and it all went terribly wrong........

*shudders*

What has been seen!

Redlion

Duggy747 wrote: »

Sex fiends have many odd uses for everyday objects.

Like that man.................who had a jar...............and it all went terribly wrong........

*shudders*

Or like the myth goes....man + his arse + his bedpost = :eek::(

chin_grin

Redlion wrote: »

Or like the myth goes....man + his arse + his bedpost = :eek::(

The jar is no myth. Like Mr Hands or Two Girls One Cup. Google "One man one jar". Don't blame me if you puke.

Redlion

chin_grin wrote: »

The jar is no myth. Like Mr Hands or Two Girls One Cup. Google "One man one jar". Don't blame me if you puke.

I think I'll sit this one out

petes

prinz wrote: »

Microwaves are for toasting socks and boxers on snowy icy mornings.

Do you actually do that in the winter?

Ledger

Blank CD's are for scrapping ice off the car on a cold morning

Duggy747

Or a guy + inserts deflated basketball + inflates basketball = :eek:

Also, James May has lead me to believe that tampons can be good to clean cooker hobs / spokes on a bike wheel

Ledger

Duggy747 wrote: »

Or a guy + inserts deflated basketball + inflates basketball = :eek:

Also, James May has lead me to believe that tampons can be good to clean cooker hobs / spokes on a bike wheel

WTF!?!

prinz

Insurgent wrote: »

Do you actually do that in the winter?

Not everyday, probably done it two or three times ever. Especially if you have to take boxers that are drying on the radiator or whatever. No harm in a quick nuke.

Max Power1

Ledger wrote: »

WTF!?!

Surely the WTF should be directed at the second part too :eek:

Ledger

Max Power1 wrote: »

Surely the WTF should be directed at the second part too :eek:

That's a fair point actually! ha

Sykk

My sincere condolences to your arsehole this morning.

The J Stands for Jay

prinz wrote: »

Not everyday, probably done it two or three times ever. Especially if you have to take boxers that are drying on the radiator or whatever. No harm in a quick nuke.

You've obviously never watched that episdoe of Round the Twist.

The J Stands for Jay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFlyUXhmEqc

Capt'n Midnight

Telephone answering machine was invented to allow undisturbed sex.

[true story]