I'm getting married.

Guill

This is the last free weekend of my life in Ireland (and in my home town); I get married on Monday week in Rome…


What should I do this weekend?


(In before ‘Hookers and coke’).

Also, in hookers and coke before….

sheesh

pints with the lads

jester77

Pack away your xbox, playstation, DVD's, etc...

Fun times are over for you!

FatherLen

go out with your mates and get really drunk like so drunk you hit on to your arresting ban gaurd drunk.
also congrats.

Guill

Go for pints,
Get sext Guard to drop me home.

I like it.

omahaid

Did you cut off your testicles yet so you can give them to your wife on your wedding day?

mooman

FatherLen wrote: »

go out with your mates and get really drunk like so drunk you hit on to your arresting ban gaurd drunk.
also congrats.

He can ask her name and tell her he's gonna rape her

Right 1st Time

Transfer all you money and assets so future wife cant get her hands on them

prinz

Relax and take it very easy. Get cans in, takeaway, watch whatever you want on TV, sit on the couch in your boxers.

Congratulations by the way.

hoodwinked

do you have children?

prinz

jester77 wrote: »

Pack away your xbox, playstation, DVD's, etc...Fun times are over for you!

omahaid wrote: »

Did you cut off your testicles yet so you can give them to your wife on your wedding day?

Ye married the wrong type of woman that's all. Others have better taste.

Guill

hoodwinked wrote: »

do you have children?

Why?



(which obviously means yes)

RachaelVO

Sit at home and scratch yourself in regions you won't be let when you get married!!!!

hondasam

Guill wrote: »

This is the last free weekend of my life in Ireland (and in my home town); I get married on Monday week in Rome…


What should I do this weekend?


(In before ‘Hookers and coke’).

Also, in hookers and coke before….

Congrats and best of luck. chill and relax with your friends. Don't do anything silly that you will regret.

Savage Tyrant

*slowly shakes head*

Sorry man.

zac8

Congrats OP. That's a magical story at a time of great hardship. Does she take it up the ar$e?

Lando Griffin

I dont want to sound negitave here but after the honeymoon is over there is really nothing much to expect, except, back to the same old grindstone and some extra tax credits.
If your living with each other ( and I hope not because that can cause temptation to you know what ) then the only change in your life will be that you will be able to make love knowing that God and the church is approving it.
Marriage is soon forgotton anyway with all the bickering and drowned expectations of the modern day struggle, only to be made worse by the large expenditure and financial nightmare of this special day.
I hope you have done your pre marriage course and everything is in order.
May God bless you all and have a wonderful day.

hoodwinked

Guill wrote: »

Why?



(which obviously means yes)

sure your life was over when they came along, getting married will change nothing.


tsk tsk telling us you had a free weekend when you didn't :pac:

seamus

prinz wrote: »

Relax and take it very easy. Get cans in, takeaway, watch whatever you want on TV, sit on the couch in your boxers.

Congratulations by the way.

+1

This is the weekend you should do absolutely nothing more than laze around and live in squalor.

Because once you are married you will start to dream of the days when you had nothing to do at the weekends.

Orando Broom

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I dont want to sound negitave here but after the honeymoon is over there is really nothing much to expect, except, back to the same old grindstone and some extra tax credits.
If your living with each other ( and I hope not because that can cause temptation to you know what ) then the only change in your life will be that you will be able to make love knowing that God and the church is approving it.
Marriage is soon forgotton anyway with all the bickering and drowned expectations of the modern day struggle, only to be made worse by the large expenditure and financial nightmare of this special day.
I hope you have done your pre marriage course and everything is in order.
May God bless you all and have a wonderful day.

Dystopic.

Hasmunch

Expect to wake up handcuffed to a telephone pole getting blasted with piss by your frineds......

hoodwinked

Hasmunch wrote: »

Expect to wake up handcuffed to a telephone pole getting blasted with piss by your frineds......

or locked on a roof while your friends run around vegas trying to remember where you are...

Savage Tyrant

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I dont want to sound negitave here but after the honeymoon is over there is really nothing much to expect, except, back to the same old grindstone and some extra tax credits.
If your living with each other ( and I hope not because that can cause temptation to you know what ) then the only change in your life will be that you will be able to make love knowing that God and the church is approving it.
Marriage is soon forgotton anyway with all the bickering and drowned expectations of the modern day struggle, only to be made worse by the large expenditure and financial nightmare of this special day.
I hope you have done your pre marriage course and everything is in order.
May God bless you all and have a wonderful day.

This man knows what I know....

super_furry

Try to remember sex as it was. In the good times.

dlofnep

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I dont want to sound negitave here but after the honeymoon is over there is really nothing much to expect, except, back to the same old grindstone and some extra tax credits.
If your living with each other ( and I hope not because that can cause temptation to you know what ) then the only change in your life will be that you will be able to make love knowing that God and the church is approving it.
Marriage is soon forgotton anyway with all the bickering and drowned expectations of the modern day struggle, only to be made worse by the large expenditure and financial nightmare of this special day.
I hope you have done your pre marriage course and everything is in order.
May God bless you all and have a wonderful day.

You must be Reverend Killjoy.

sidneykidney

hoodwinked wrote: »

or locked on a roof while your friends run around vegas trying to remember where you are...

That was one massively overhyped movie, unfunny is the kindest comment I can make on it tbh

GavRedKing

Go to the zoo and flip off the monkeys.

jimbobaloobob

Enjoy it for what it is, the build up to a great day.

Hope its good for you.

Ledger

sidneykidney wrote: »

That was one massively overhyped movie, unfunny is the kindest comment I can make on it tbh

TAKE IT BACK!
TAKE IT BACK!
TAKE IT BACK!
TAKE IT BACK!


Just take her handy man. Beer, Takeaway, Bitta Craic.

Sykk

Hoke and cookers

jackiebaron

Get a blowjob from your fiance and savour it. It's gonna be your last.

Q. What's the difference between your job and your wife?

A. In five years time your job will still suck! :pac:

Swampy

Wait until that ring is on your finger. Women will start throwing themselves at you.

Misty Chaos

You have my condolences.


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What? This is AH!

biko

Go to IKEA, pick out curtains.
May as well get used to it.

Guill

Agh she's not bad at all, we are together 10 years, living with each other for 5 and have a baby for the last 1. Tis feckin great to be honest.

I am not expecting anything to change whatsoever after the wedding but technically this will be my last weekend EVER that i will not be married!

biko

What is she doing?

Guill

biko wrote: »

What is she doing?

Yea, like i'd tell you!

Killer Pigeon

Guill wrote: »

This is the last free weekend of my life in Ireland (and in my home town); I get married on Monday week in Rome…


What should I do this weekend?


(In before ‘Hookers and coke’).

Also, in hookers and coke before….

Sorry for your troubles OP.

prinz

Guill wrote: »

Yea, like i'd tell you!

Whether or not she's actually around this weekend is a crucial bit of information. Free house for you would be best.

Guill

She is not around...

Plazaman

Awww, your fiance one week, your wife the next... (make sure they never meet).

Dig a big houle in the garden and sit beside it drinking beer. Theres nothing like sitting beside a freshly dug houle with a beer and perhaps, if the weather is good, set fire to some meat on the barby. :cool:

Disclaimer : References to freshly dug holes do not infer sexual conotations of any kind

Guill

Plazaman wrote: »

Disclaimer : References to freshly dug holes do not infer sexual conotations of any kind

You're no fun.

smokedeels

*cough* don't do it *cough*

Gunsfortoys

Get her to sign a prenuptial agreement then get the popcorn.

jonnyfingers

Phone her up and tell her you're having doubts. Just to see what she really thinks of you.

wellsir

best of luck...almost 6 years in here...have no idea what I did the weekend before. probably worried about my mad brother coming home from the states and making a balls of something....he did of course

inforfun

Choke on hookers.

Your life is finished anyway.

Congrats, well done!
Beer, takeaway, lie on the couch in the nip.

Actually, might do that myself tonight.