Your Favourite Chants, Club Songs Etc.....

Paully D

Got to say one of the funniest I've heard recently was the Blackpool fans standing beside the Michael Jackson statue after it was unveiled on Sunday chanting, "you're not singing anymore". So simple, but very, very funny IMO.

Another one I liked was a Sunderland one to Andy Carroll, although it was slightly distasteful:

When a lass hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll
When you're either in jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll,
When you're glassed in the face by a mag with no pace, Andy Carroll.

And last but not least my favourite of recent years was the Sunderland version of "Hey Jude" for Keano. Just chant the "hey Jude" part to "Keanoooooo". It was class when 40,000+ were singing it loud and proud.

UnitedIrishman

His transfer meant he was a red, Carroll, Carroll,
You'll never walk alone we said, Caroll, Carroll
We hope he doesn't go to jail,
But if he does we'll pay the bail,
Andy Carroll Liverpool's number nine.

Giving credit where it's due, that one got me.

Edit: just to make it clear - I like it because it's funny, not because it's scouse!

bohsman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZnYloe5rhw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeI4lAvv7Yk

VinylJunkie

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on your house go round and round, all day long.

Sang to the Limerick fans in Tolka on Friday!

Johner

Carefree.

Also the Kalou one,

He comes from the Ivory Coast, Kalou, Kalou,
He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu,
He crossed the ball from the left,
It landed right on Riise's head,
That's why we love Salomon Kalou,
La la la la la la la la la...

ricero

You'll never walk alone i'm a Red so that why. I also think it's a great song regardless of what it means to my club. It binds people together and shows unity

Pauleta

"Sacked in the morning, you're getting sacked in the morning, sacked in the morning."

Its great when you know the manager can hear it

Dub13

"You should've stayed on the telly" Liverpool fans @ Shearer during his brief reign as manager of Newcastle

Johner

Can't forget celery.

Celery, Celery,
If she don't c*m,
I'll tickle her bum,
With a lump of celery...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H751iFoEFw

Xavi6

"Oh when De Jong...goes sliding in,
Oh when De Jong goes sliding in,
Don't wanna be in that tackle,
Oh when De Jong goes sliding in."

The best though is definitely the Tores/ladyboy/Carragher one.

Soby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCXHbCYvzjI

Genius :P

Blatter

Xavi6 wrote: »

The best though is definitely the Tores/ladyboy/Carragher one.

He's half a boy and half a girl Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres
He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres Liverpool's ladyboy

His mother said he wasn't gay, Torres, Torres
He just likes to wear his hair that way, Torres, Torres
And when he scores he jumps for joy
He looks just like a lady boy
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side


Genius:pac:

Johner

bohsman wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZnYloe5rhw

That is class.

Xavi6

bohsman wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZnYloe5rhw

Villa's away fans are super. At the City of Manchester in December they celebrated wildly when they got a corner at 4-0 down. Brilliant stuff.

Gavin "shels"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7Inv49Ghr8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUsiLALTias

Lukker-

Dont blame it on Biscan
Dont blame it on Finnan
Dont blame it on Hamann
blame in on Traore

He just cant
he just cant
he just cant control his feet

TangyZizzle

9:50

The_Kew_Tour

When I was in away section for Stoke v United game this year

Man U fans would start chant of "United, United, United"

Stoke Fans reply "S**t S**t S**t" (every other team does too)

Anyway on this occasion on the on 5th chant of "United" instead we would say "YOU ARE" and course Stoke fans replied "S**t" and that led to a the chant of "Your s**t and you know you are"

Priceless

doncarlos

"You're going home in the back of an ambulance"

Sung at the St. John's ambulance lads. Silly but very funny

jaykay74

Few gems below.


to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man United:

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"

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(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc

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To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for,
well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):

"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

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He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"

Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like
the
idea of a swear word in his song.

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In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia
after being arrested for being drunk at a football match...

He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad

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Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St
Andrews...

Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be sh**e,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland

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To the tune of Rebel Rebel

Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of
your
dad

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"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed
with Schizophrenia.

greendom

I was at Underhill, Barnet, early eighties Alliance Premier League midweek game against Bath City maybe 1600 people present. Barnet 1 - 0 up at half - time - then they fall apart and 25 minutes into the 2nd half its Barnet 1 - 5 Bath City.

Madness were very big at the time and the chant started from behind the goal "Barnet, you're an embarrassment". It probably loses something in the translation but very funny at the time - if you don't know the song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpN_TOP9hg8

major bill

Bohs- Perverts of society

''On the banks of the Antartica, were the whites have never been
Theres a great big ****ing Polar bear half shagged to death by a football team......
we are the perverts of society we are the worse youve ever seen...
we're a shower of loud mouth bastards we are Bohemian football team...''

Theres another verse i wont even mention as il be lynched!!!!!

others include Glen Crowe Glen Crowe(New York New York)

''Walking down the Milltown road''(directed at rovers)

''whats it like to have a queen''(directed at derry or northern gaa teams)

''joseph fritzls red black army''(originally sung at salzburg fans in dayler,now just a chant)

''lets pretend we scored a goal'' (new one sang against pats as we prob wont score many goals this year celebrations follow after chant)

also ''We all dream dream of team of Gary breens'' is me all time favourite.

stovelid

Who's that lying on the carpet?
Who's that lying on the floor?
It's Louis on his back
Ans he's had a heart attack
And he won't be screwing Rovers any more.

Gillington

Whhhheeeeennnn the ball hits the goal,
It's not Shearer or Cole,
It's Zamora

stovelid

SOCCER4LIFE wrote: »

He's half a boy and half a girl Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres
He wears a frock, he loves the cock, he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres Liverpool's ladyboy
:

Never get old, tbf

major bill

stovelid wrote: »

Who's that lying on the carpet?
Who's that lying on the floor?
It's Louis on his back
Ans he's had a heart attack
And he won't be screwing Rovers any more.

love the tasteless ones

PHB

My favourite song to sing is undoubtedly the Calpyso:

Manchester,
Manchester United,
A bunch of bouncing Busby babes,
They deserve to be knighted.

If ever they're playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground,
Take a look and you will see,
Football taught by Matt Busby.

Also

We are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
We beat 'em at home,
And we beat 'em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way....
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers,
The Cockneys of course (and Leeds!);
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys, nah, nah, nah.....

Flowers of Manchester obviously holds a big place in my heart too.

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In terms of more playful opposition songs,

Steve Gerrard Gerrard
He kisses the badge on his chest
Then hands in a transfer request
Steve Gerrard Gerrard

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Viva John Terry
Viva John Terry
Could've won the cup
but he f*cked it up
Viva John Terry

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Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
Viera - oh, oh, oh, oh-
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won f*ck all...

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keano_afc

From the away section at Old Trafford a couple of years ago, there was a couple of minutes left on the clock and the Arsenal fans started "we'll race you back to London".

dagdha

That_Guy

He lied and said his nan was dead Ireland, Ireland
He has no hair upon his head Ireland, Ireland.
He's absolutely fucking nuts and that is why he signed for us,
Stephen Ireland, Newcastle's basket case.

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I saw this from Charlie's sig which is quality.

To Dean Martin's - That's Amore:

When you're facing a rout, and he's thirty yards out, Cheick Tiote!
From the Ivory Coast, blasts it inside the post, Cheick Tiote!
He left Fabregas, sitting flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!
...When your losing four three, he says leave it to me, Cheick Tiote!

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Nolan put One in the Mackem's net, he just cant get enough, he just can't get enough

Nolan put Two in the Mackem's net, he just can't get enough, he just cant get enough

Nolan put Three in the Mackem's net and he just cant seem to get enough Oh!

maximoose

Love the Park Ji Sung chant

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"


Also
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

And of course


Away in a manger, no crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus lay down his sweet head,
The stars in the bright sky looked down where...
HEALY! HEALY! HEALY!

Xavi6

Few more gems -

Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!

He's blond, he's slick, his name's a porno flick (Petit)

You are my Lennon,
My Aaron Lennon,
You make me happy when skies are grey,
You're better value,
Than Theo Walcott,
And by the way: Sol Campbell's is gay

Brian Kerr's a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat,
When Jayo went to Poland he didn't fancy that.
He played an English bastard but Clinton couldn't score,
He's just a Pats knacker, f*ck off to Inchicore.

Monday, Tuesday Habib Beye,
Wednesday, Thursday Habib Beye etc

You put your transfer in,your transfer out
In out in out you f*ck your club about
You do the Steven Gerrard and you change your mind
That's what it's all about

Love funny chants, the more crass the better

Blatter

Xavi6 wrote: »

Few more gems -


Love funny chants, the more crass the better

Crass:D I love your way of putting it:pac:

There's no doubt there will be a few oversensitive ones who will object:(

BOHtox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZYqY4B8AQ8

Johner

Sang at a Neville of your choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pACI9rHmmyI

GLaDOS

For Jason Byrne: Oh Jayo, Jayo, you used to be a wanker but you're alright now.

Simple but effective! In fairness to him I remember seeing him laughing at it when he was warming up next to us in Drogheda.

tommyhaas

Always thought these were good:

There's only one Nakamura
Japeneese goal scorer
He eats chow mein
He votes Sinn Fein
Walking in a Celtic wonderland

There's only one Jorge Cadete
He's got hair like spagetti
He's Portuguese
He scores with ease
Walking in Celtic wonderland

There's only one Bobby Petta
He was sh!t, now he's better
We sent him to mass
And now that he's class
Walking in a Celtic wonderland

Jim

There's only one Jody Craddock,
One Jody Craddock,
He used to be shite,
But now he's alright,
Walking in a Craddock wonderland.

Will I Amnt

Gillington wrote: »

Whhhheeeeennnn the ball hits the goal,
It's not Shearer or Cole,
It's Zamora

When you're sat in row zed(z)
And the ball hits your head
Its Zamora

partyndbs

WHERE IN IRELAND IS GLASGOW WHERE IN IRELAND IS GLASGOW WHERE IN IRELAND IS GLASGOW!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDfnKzXzK7Q

premierstone

VinylJunkie wrote: »

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on your house go round and round, all day long.

Sang to the Limerick fans in Tolka on Friday!

Say the pair of em must have been ragin

homerjay2005

2 that i chuckled at...this one got going at roma away in 07/08 season.

to the tune of lord of the dance -

dong dong, where you may be,
your name sounds like a big will-y,
oh we dont give a f*ck,
that you can barely see,
cos your name sounds like a big will-y

to the tune of yellow submarine

his grands not dead, he just forgot,
one week his bald, the next he's not,
he always lies, oh yes its true,
he's just a typical, f*cking blue.

we all know, steven ireland wears a wig,
ireland wears a wig,
ireland wears a wig,
we all know, steven ireland wears a wig,
ireland wears a wig,
ireland wears a wig,

he wears a wig, he wears a wig
he wears a wig, he wears a wig
he wears a wig, he wears a wig

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Cliché almost at this stage, but it is class:

chopperbyrne

Can't see youtube videos in work, but I hope "One Man Went To Bed, Went To Bed With Ashley..." has already been posted.

DH2K9

Arsenal fans singing after Alex Song scores against Chelsea:

One song, we've only got one song, we've only got one song, we've only got one song, one song!

keano_afc

To the tune of three men went to row...

One man went to lift, went to lift Frank Lampard...
Two men went to lift etc.

Ebbs

To some bewildered ginger security guard in Derry 5-6 years ago..

Dinga a ling, ding a ling, your heads on fire.

Theres always some great little ones that come of no where that are so simple but just make you chuckle.

Obviously love songs like YNWA, Oh Champione, build me up, and person favourite Two Little boys.

Lawrence1895

Does anyone here speak German?

You can make supporters from Gelsenkirchen go mad with reminding them, that they never won the Bundesliga: 'Ein Leben lang keine Schale in der Hand'...something like 'You will kick the bucket without ever winning the league'

Or supporters from Cologne with singing 'Koelle Helau'...because 'Helau' is a Carnival Greeting from the biggest rival Duesseldorf.

yahoo_moe

Lars1916 wrote: »

Does anyone here speak German?

You can make supporters from Gelsenkirchen go mad with reminding them, that they never won the Bundesliga: 'Ein Leben lang keine Schale in der Hand'...something like 'You will kick the bucket without ever winning the league'

Or supporters from Cologne with singing 'Koelle Helau'...because 'Helau' is a Carnival Greeting from the biggest rival Duesseldorf.

Those dang crazy Germans...

Lawrence1895

Borussia Dortmund supporters taking the p*** out of the old enemy from Gelsenkirchen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxKnImGYIFQ

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It's not football, but the Horto Magiko chant by the Panathinaikos fans at Basketball is awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0rMe2Vyb9E

They do sing at football too, but I can't find any good vids on youtube.