NOW I've seen Everything

cherryghost

I thought there was at least a little bit of decency in humanity, but no I was wrong.

So I'm working today (every Sunday normally), as you do. Been a fairly quiet day here in the internet cafe. All of a sudden, a very dodgy looking couple walk in and their 4 year old daughter behind them (assuming she's four based on height and pronunciation).

So they're minding their own business on the PC, letting me babysit the damn child. So at the corner of my eye, I see the kid stealing stationary! Taking it and slipping it up her jumper, looking around and looking at me thinking I didn't see it. So I go over to the parents: 'Are you going to look after your kid about that stationary she stole there or will I?' So they look at each other, take the stationary off her and continue on with their business, not evening scolding the child or anything.

5 minutes later she's in the opposite side of the room doing the exact same thing! So that was that and I ended up complaining to the parents, or should I say 'parents' that they obviously weren't looking after the child in the shop, that they take care and keep an eye on here or leave. So instead I get insulted by the parents, words I can't even say on this forum, and threatening to have me killed, the kid there behind them grinning, they paid for the usage of the PC, and the father farted like the asshole he was at the shop door. They walked out with the stationary of course, and needless to say I phoned the Garda as they walked into the shop across the road. Garda are over there now as I speak chatting with them.

I now have no faith in humanity. (in the Midlands anyway :P)

Biggins

Good for you ringing the Gardi. I would have done the same thing. If it was my goods, I'd look at pressing charges.
Sadly, probably a waste of time this time but their mis-minding of their kid will hopefully be on record.

Saila

oh the humanity

Chris P. Bacon

Was it a smelly fart?

cherryghost

Well its moreso the kid stealing things that's sickening. She was definitely under 5 years of age. Ugh. This day cannot end sooner.

RichieC

Another lovely human in the lovely human factory..

Chaotic_Forces

I doubt the Gardaí can do much, TBH. It's a standard tactic employed by scumbags: cause as much of a scene as possible and they'll get away with things.

Luckily for you they didn't start smashing a computer or two.

Good on you anyway for it.

Hookah

Not often you read such a moving story about stationary.

Mr.Crinklewood

Just look after yourself when you are locking up, make sure someone else is around with you.

Mister men

cherryghost wrote: »

I thought there was at least a little bit of decency in humanity, but no I was wrong.

So I'm working today (every Sunday normally), as you do. Been a fairly quiet day here in the internet cafe. All of a sudden, a very dodgy looking couple walk in and their 4 year old daughter behind them (assuming she's four based on height and pronunciation).

So they're minding their own business on the PC, letting me babysit the damn child. So at the corner of my eye, I see the kid stealing stationary! Taking it and slipping it up her jumper, looking around and looking at me thinking I didn't see it. So I go over to the parents: 'Are you going to look after your kid about that stationary she stole there or will I?' So they look at each other, take the stationary off her and continue on with their business, not evening scolding the child or anything.

5 minutes later she's in the opposite side of the room doing the exact same thing! So that was that and I ended up complaining to the parents, or should I say 'parents' that they obviously weren't looking after the child in the shop, that they take care and keep an eye on here or leave. So instead I get insulted by the parents, words I can't even say on this forum, and threatening to have me killed, the kid there behind them grinning, they paid for the usage of the PC, and the father farted like the asshole he was at the shop door. They walked out with the stationary of course, and needless to say I phoned the Garda as they walked into the shop across the road. Garda are over there now as I speak chatting with them.

I now have no faith in humanity. (in the Midlands anyway :P)

This is a perfect example of why we need some kind of licence for people before they can have kids. Seriously you need a fecking licence for a bloody dog but any gob****e can pop out a few kids and away they go.

Nolanger

cherryghost wrote: »

I now have no faith in humanity. (in the Midlands anyway :P)

I have no faith in your English teacher at school. It's spelled stationEry!

Aidric

Biggins wrote: »

Good for you ringing the Gardi.

Who? No point calling the lads in India in fairness.

Guill

And you need a licence to rear a dog.....










<someone was going to have to say it....>




Oh someone did...

not yet

bet they were ugly and watching porn................

Sofiztikated

cherryghost wrote: »

NOW I've seen Everything

Really?

Have you seen a man eat his own head?

Biggins

I know its late in the day now but if they have made a thread to have you killed - as likely as thats going to happen - you should still state it to the Gardi so thats on record (and the fact its illegal too) in case your going home in a few nights and you get a wallop on the back of the head suddenly!

Hookah

Biggins wrote: »

I know its late in the day now but if they have made a thraed to have you killed - as likely as thats going to happen - you should still state it to the Gardi so thats on record (and the fact its illegal too) in case your going home in a few nights and you get a wallop on the back of the head suddenly!

You're making burtations.

Stay away from the microwave, Biggins.

Mr.Crinklewood

Guill wrote: »

And you need a licence to rear a dog.....






<someone was going to have to say it....>
Oh someone did...

What ever your sexual preferences are, leave them out of here....until After Hours.

Biggins

Hookah wrote: »

You're making burtations.
Stay away from the microwave, Biggins.

Irony or what!

up for anything

And some people raise perfectly lovely children.

Last Thursday my mother took a 'turn' in her car and stopped at the side of a country road. Two girls passing realised she was in a bad way, stopped and drove her home waiting with her and my father (who fell apart and was unable to cope) till the ambulance arrived which took quite a bit of time. I'm sure they had 'better' things to do, people to see and places to go but they took the time out to help out an old couple.

My faith in humanity is re-intact.

ballsymchugh

Nolanger wrote: »

I have no faith in your English teacher at school. It's spelled stationEry!

why did your english teacher teach you to put capital letters in the middle of regular words?!

Chaotic_Forces

ballsymchugh wrote: »

why did your english teacher teach you to put capital letters in the middle of regular words?!

The same reason why they don't know what quatation marks are used for. Along with why you don't use capital letters for starting a sentence or for a proper noun. :pac:

ballsymchugh

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

The same reason why they don't know what quatation marks are used for. Along with why you don't use capital letters for starting a sentence or for a proper noun. :pac:

grammar schmrammar!

Chaotic_Forces

ballsymchugh wrote: »

grammar schmrammar!

Yeah, but I was pointing out the irony of you trying to correct his post when you messed yours up too.

Ev84

Mister men wrote: »

This is a perfect example of why we need some kind of licence for people before they can have kids. Seriously you need a fecking licence for a bloody dog but any gob****e can pop out a few kids and away they go.

Or at least some sort of minimum I.Q requirement/threshold :pac:

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

The same reason why they don't know what quatation marks are used for. Along with why you don't use capital letters for starting a sentence or for a proper noun. :pac:

ballsymchugh: grammar schmrammar!

Chaotic_Forces: Yeah, but I was pointing out the irony of you trying to correct his post when you messed yours up too.

Quotation marks! Ironically, Pointing out irony can be so ironic!

:P

Chaotic_Forces

Ev84 wrote: »

Or at least some sort of minimum I.Q requirement/threshold :pac:




Quotation marks! Ironically, Pointing out irony can be so ironic!

:P

I know. You shouldn't do it yourself. :pac:

easyeason3

I was about to slate you for giving out about a four year old child taking something that didn't belong to them. Then I read the rest of the post.

The parents sound like complete fcuking idiots. Threatening to kill someone because their kid is taking things is more than extreme, it's absolutely mental.

I have friends that have or have had kids that age. Some of them are little gems, real little characters & easy to manage. Others can be demons & they have no pleasure bringing them anywhere. But the difference is that if their kids took something & it was brought to their attention it would only have happened once & they certainly wouldn't have threatend to kill anyone.

Ev84

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

I know. You shouldn't do it yourself. :pac:

Damn! I missed that. You got nothing wrong that time... You win this time chaotic_forces :pac:

stateofflux

ah, that'll be the ferals again...i always ask myself in those situations "am i being paid enough to give a f**k?...........

Chaotic_Forces

Ev84 wrote: »

Damn! I missed that. You got nothing wrong that time... You win this time chaotic_forces :pac:

Let's really rub it in, shall we?

You should have either said "IQ" or "I.Q.".

Also: "Chaotic_Forces" and there was no full stop at the end. An emoticon is not a fullstop.

So... wanna go for round 3 so I can really rub it in a lot more? :P

Rabble Rabble

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Let's really rub it in, shall we?

You should have either said "IQ" or "I.Q.".

Also: "Chaotic_Forces" and there was no full stop at the end. An emoticon is not a fullstop.

So... wanna go for round 3 so I can really rub it in a lot more? :P

How about you stop derailing threads, instead?

Ev84

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Let's really rub it in, shall we?

You should have either said "IQ" or "I.Q.".

Also: "Chaotic_Forces" and there was no full stop at the end. An emoticon is not a fullstop.

So... wanna go for round 3 so I can really rub it in a lot more? :P

Good little boy! I bet you brought a big shiny red apple into your teacher every day FULL F**KING STOP :pac:

Logical Fallacy

cherryghost wrote: »

I thought there was at least a little bit of decency in humanity, but no I was wrong.

So I'm working today (every Sunday normally), as you do. Been a fairly quiet day here in the internet cafe. All of a sudden, a very dodgy looking couple walk in and their 4 year old daughter behind them (assuming she's four based on height and pronunciation).

So they're minding their own business on the PC, letting me babysit the damn child. So at the corner of my eye, I see the kid stealing stationary! Taking it and slipping it up her jumper, looking around and looking at me thinking I didn't see it. So I go over to the parents: 'Are you going to look after your kid about that stationary she stole there or will I?' So they look at each other, take the stationary off her and continue on with their business, not evening scolding the child or anything.

5 minutes later she's in the opposite side of the room doing the exact same thing! So that was that and I ended up complaining to the parents, or should I say 'parents' that they obviously weren't looking after the child in the shop, that they take care and keep an eye on here or leave. So instead I get insulted by the parents, words I can't even say on this forum, and threatening to have me killed, the kid there behind them grinning, they paid for the usage of the PC, and the father farted like the asshole he was at the shop door. They walked out with the stationary of course, and needless to say I phoned the Garda as they walked into the shop across the road. Garda are over there now as I speak chatting with them.

I now have no faith in humanity. (in the Midlands anyway :P)

You got lucky. If they had an ounce of brain between they'd have sued the shop. Why? Because you accused their child of stealing when it hadn't...that is to say it's not theft until the person has moved beyond the last possible point of purchase i.e. left the shop with the goods.

Instead they ****ed up and tried the same gig twice.

Amateurs.

Chaotic_Forces

Rabble Rabble wrote: »

How about you stop derailing threads, instead?

Stop acting like a mod?

Ev84 wrote: »

Good little boy! I bet you brought a big shiny red apple into your teacher every day FULL F**KING STOP :pac:

Eh... you wouldn't bring the apple "into" your teacher, you would bring in to. Okay, how about we say this: if we ever meet in person, you get hit me since I'm being a cu*t? :P

Ev84

Sorry OP, got side-tracked there. Fair play for ringing the gardaí. Cheeky bastards they were! Bad parents.

yimrsg

Biggins wrote: »

I know its late in the day now but if they have made a thread to have you killed - as likely as thats going to happen - you should still state it to the Gardi so thats on record (and the fact its illegal too) in case your going home in a few nights and you get a wallop on the back of the head suddenly!

Surely that's down for the board's moderators not the Gardai?

In all fairness there are many "people" spawning progeny who would fit the criteria of evolutionary cul-de-sacs and are a waste/drain on resources.

Sharpshooter

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Let's really rub it in, shall we?

Lets not!

Rabble Rabble wrote: »

How about you stop derailing threads, instead?

Best leave it to the mods.;)

Ev84 wrote: »

Good little boy! I bet you brought a big shiny red apple into your teacher every day FULL F**KING STOP :pac:

Alright, I don't want to have to close this thread but if posts like the above continue, then the lock will happen.

Also:

From the Charter.

Not everybody is as perfect as you are. Some people have learning difficulties. Some people are dyslexic. Some people are stupid and finally some people just don't care about their spelling and grammar. It's not your job to police them. If a post is illegible, contains excessive text speak or lacks paragraphs/punctuation etc., you may point it out nicely. Once. If someone has already done so, leave it alone.

Back on topic.:pac:

Johro

Ev84 wrote: »

Or at least some sort of minimum I.Q requirement/threshold :pac:




Quotation marks! Ironically, Pointing out irony can be so ironic!

:P

Uh-huh. But why the capital 'P' in 'Pointing' ?:p

Mod Note:
This user is banned for ignoring previous warning.

Johro

I'll get my coat.

Lando Griffin

I am outraged myself.
A permanent black mark for the parents involved.

turbobaby

The sooner people realise that for the most part human beings are greedy, self serving filth, the better!

CreepingDeath

cherryghost wrote: »

So I go over to the parents: 'Are you going to look after your kid about that stationary she stole there or will I?'

The kid doesn't know any better, and was probably bored out of their tree stuck in an internet cafe. That's not really the attitude to take with the parents. When you say stationary, are you talking about a couple of blank sheets of paper to draw on ?

By the way, you would be liable for defamation, as they hadn't technically stole anything since the kid hadn't left the shop.
They could start a civil action against you & the shop for making public accusations against them.

CreepingDeath

CreepingDeath wrote: »

The kid doesn't know any better, and was probably bored out of their tree stuck in an internet cafe. That's not really the attitude to take with the parents. When you say stationary, are you talking about a couple of blank sheets of paper to draw on ?

By the way, you would be liable for defamation, as they hadn't technically stole anything since the kid hadn't left the shop.
They could start a civil action against you & the shop for making public accusations against them.

That's presumably why s/he went to the parents instead of scolding the child

COYW

Ev84 wrote: »

Sorry OP, got side-tracked there. Fair play for ringing the gardaí. Cheeky bastards they were! Bad parents.

Surprised we haven't had a do-gooder on blaming our "unequal society" or the "SAVAGE" cuts in welfare for this. As you said, fair play OP.