In the Noclight: maguined

randylonghorn

In good time for once, 'tis maguined for interrogation.

(The origin of whose username I have just accidentally figured out, ha!!)

At his own request, handcuffs, whips and custard WILL feature.

Konata

Custard's a bit rank isn't it?

Why would anyone in the world ever eat custard?

And while I'm on that topic, why ketchup? Why mayonnaise? Why sour cream? Why garlic sauce? JUST WHY?

If you could be reincarnated as someone else, would you be or why? Your chosen person may be alive or dead.

What's your favourite song at the moment?

Seriously, why does custard even exist?

StereoLove

Whats your favourite flavour crisps?

Also, I like custard and ketchup

jokettle

Why do men with curly hair feel the need to always use hair gel? Don't get me wrong, the gel looks good, but I've always preferred the natural look when it comes to the curly coiffure.

And what's up with the back of your head?

micayla

I'll have to get all my questions in, in this one post:pac:

Obligatory Snog, Marry, Avoid, Fist fight a Noc?

5 people living or dead, real or fictional, that you would like to have a pint with?

Favourite book?

Favourite author?

Favourite film?

Favourite song/band/both?

Favourite tv show?

If you could have any super power what would it be?

There's a zombie apocolpyse, what's the first thing you do?

Maguined

Konata wrote: »

Custard's a bit rank isn't it?

Why would anyone in the world ever eat custard?

And while I'm on that topic, why ketchup? Why mayonnaise? Why sour cream? Why garlic sauce? JUST WHY?

If you could be reincarnated as someone else, would you be or why? Your chosen person may be alive or dead.

What's your favourite song at the moment?

Seriously, why does custard even exist?

Custard is delicious, people eat it because it is awesome, its great over a slice of swiss roll.

Why? because condiments make the world go round, food have soul mates and for most food their soul mate is a delicious sauce or condiment of some nature. There are only a few exceptions that cannot be improved with a nice condiment, they have to be the nicest god damn chips in the world for me to not drizzle ketchup all over them.

Favourite song currently is a classic, Faith No More - A Small Victory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U6Hzjz5220

Custard exists because life is varied and wonderful and while there is lots of nasty evil stuff in the world we have awesome things like delicious custard to balance things out.

I now want some custard.

StereoLove wrote: »

Whats your favourite flavour crisps?

Also, I like custard and ketchup

Publicly it's good old fashioned cheese and onion, however when home alone I will pull the curtains, turn off the lights and hide under my bed to conceal the shame as I make sweet loving to a packet of johnny onion rings.

I like the fact you like custard and ketchup, kudos to you.

jokettle wrote: »

Why do men with curly hair feel the need to always use hair gel? Don't get me wrong, the gel looks good, but I've always preferred the natural look when it comes to the curly coiffure.

And what's up with the back of your head?

Because my curly hair is too dangerous when it is unrestrained by the shackles of gunk in it, it is far too fluffy and full on fro-ness which does not look good, also I must sleep in some ungodly yoga pose because in the mornings my hair is all over the place and uneven and no amount of brushing will keep it in check so gunk it is! without it I look like this



Except for the stupid facial express of course, that's permanently on my face regardless of crap hairstyle.

I dunno what's up with the back of my head, you tell be brain girl! and while you are at figure out what malfunction causes your dislike of milk and cure it.

Konata

You skipped one of my questions!

*runs away crying*

Maguined

micayla wrote: »

I'll have to get all my questions in, in this one post:pac:

Obligatory Snog, Marry, Avoid, Fist fight a Noc?

5 people living or dead, real or fictional, that you would like to have a pint with?

Favourite book?

Favourite author?

Favourite film?

Favourite song/band/both?

Favourite tv show?

If you could have any super power what would it be?

There's a zombie apocolpyse, what's the first thing you do?

Snog jokettle, just so i could see the look on her face as i sneakily took a mouthful of milk before and snog it right into her mouth!

Marry myself, just because i would not want to afflict myself on any one else, it would start off cool but then over time i would no longer appreciate myself, after a while of this i would cheat on myself with myself and then we would have an awkward break up and it would be pretty nasty and get into a toxic relationship with myself as i would keep going back to myself for sex but i would not be really providing myself with the emotional support myself deserves, really myself deserves better than myself, but i just home myself realises this before we have kids.

Avoid emo!!, her tastes in fine cuisine even makes jokettle look like a fully functioning real human being, i mean ketchup with crisps? seriously?

Fist Fight Cyberwolf, he owns lots of weapons and looks tall and rangy, I hate fighting smaller guys, they are always faster than me and win with their sneaky wiles but guys bigger than me are more fun to fight, and its always cooler to be the underdog. Also Cyberwolf has a tache and we all know taches make you the bad guy in the fight so i get to be the underdog and the good guy.

Old Spice Guy just for the awesomeness and banter, Genghis Khan just cause he is a bad ass and it always helps to have one guy with you that can kick ass, Stephen Fry because he would have the most interesting conversations, Jesus just so we could get him drunk and into all kinds of reckless shenanigans and freak out the Christians when they see the **** we got up to and finanly Deadpool from the comics because he is so crazy.

Book has to be Game Of Thrones and author will of course be George R R Martin, I am a giant nerd so always read fantasy books as a kid and was always annoyed at how bad and formulaic the writing is for most of the genre, not George R R Martin as his writing is intelligent and his characters are amazing. Got to admit Forrest Griffins book Got Fight comes in close though, most MMA fighters release books describing what a bad ass they are and throw in some photos of moves they do, Forrest has his book as a comedy book basically split between self deprecating and outlining his philosophy on manliness, it's a damn good book.

Movie is a toss up between Conan The Barbarian and The Crow, Conan is a highly underrated movie, it kicks ass but also sends a very important message of self determination and worth that is vastly missing from society today. The Crow because its incredibly emotive especially when you read all the back story going on with the writer and what happened to Brandon.

Favourite song changes all the time depending on mood, currently A Small Victory as above. Favourite band changes as well, currently have to say Disturbed, they are not the coolest bunch really but I just like how clear the enunciation is instead of the generic growling most metal bands do.

TV show would be Firefly, the writing was just perfect and cast was interesting and varied and Jayne Cobb was my hero!

Telepathy, it is such a useful and powerful power to have, go gambling and that is all your financial worries sorted as you could make unlimited money playing cards with people, you could never be deceived or manipulated in your personal life and its not obvious so you don't get abducted and strapped to a table while the government experiments on you.

Ascertain if they are fast or slow zombies as that will change everything. If they are fast zombies than its time to lock myself up in my home and secure it for several days until the majority of the crazy rampaging and killing is done with before its time to sneak forth like a ninja when the food runs out. If they are slow zombies then I will let my hair grow out, done my jiu-jitsu gi and steal a motorcycle so I can look like the lead character in my favourite zombie movie Tokyo Zombie.

Seriously, look at how bad ass he looks with his fro and riding his motorcycle with his jiu-jitsu gi on, look at his face! this is clearly not giving a single f*** there is a zombie apocalypse going on.

Maguined

Konata wrote: »

You skipped one of my questions!

*runs away crying*

If you could be reincarnated as someone else, would you be or why? Your chosen person may be alive or dead.

Eeep so I did, my apologies.

If I had a choice I would like to be reincarnated as myself if I get to keep all my experience and knowledge, reliving my life over with what I know now would be awesome stuff.

I would not choose to be anyone else besides myself as that is who I am, if I had to choose and was being forced into it then Ryan Reynolds because he is one god damn good looking smooth mouthed charming hobag, basically my aspirations in life.

girl_friday

Why were you so surprised when I told you who I was at Beers last night?

Maguined

girl_friday wrote: »

Why were you so surprised when I told you who I was at Beers last night?

I was under the impression you were not going to show, you mentioned it being a fair bit of travel for you so I took it that you were not going to come. I would of been able to communicate this better on the night but I was very sleep deprived and drunk at that stage so probably just mumbled incoherently at you, hopefully next beers we will get to chat properly.

Dord

What's with your obsession of squeezing and pinching moobs? :mad:

Maguined

Dord wrote: »

What's with your obsession of squeezing and pinching moobs? :mad:

I was hoping to use you as a sacrificial lamb, to divert the attention away from the molesters trying to open my shirt into the molesters trying to pinch you instead, unfortunately my example did not catch on and I still got most of the abuse. :mad:

Nerin

favourite monster?
what scares you most?
are you any good in a fight?
any plans for the apocalypse?
favourite Irish animal?
favourite cigar?

Maguined

Nerin wrote: »

favourite monster?
what scares you most?
are you any good in a fight?
any plans for the apocalypse?
favourite Irish animal?
favourite cigar?

Werewolves, they are cooler than vampires.

Living my life full of regrets.

I'm pretty meh - I am not aggressive enough, I tend to sit back and let the other person dictate the pace instead of taking control, on the other kind I remain pretty calm and pace myself, the blue belts in my brazilian jiu jitsu club like to use me as target practice as it irons out any last details in their technique to submit me properly.

I want to go out in a blaze of glory!

Scobius Scangerous, they don't count as real people and can be amusing to watch, just like wild animals though they can be dangerous when they are out of control.

Monte Cristo No.3, I don't really know anything about cigars but liked this one so have stuck with what I know, I would like to try others but that requires a proper special occasion for suits and cigars which are few and far between.

hondasam

name one woman you would like to spend a night with

did you give up anything for lent

would you be buried or cremated

have you any secrets

have you ever been bullied

did you ever bully anyone

have you ever stole anything

Maguined

hondasam wrote: »

name one woman you would like to spend a night with

did you give up anything for lent

would you be buried or cremated

have you any secrets

have you ever been bullied

did you ever bully anyone

have you ever stole anything

I am too fickle to have a stock answer for this question so because I only saw Yes Man recently for the first time I am going to pick Zoey Deschannel as she was pretty darn cute. Though it could of just been the eye liner, I am a sucker for lots of dark eye liner.

Nope, not religious in the slightest so no lent based deprivation for me.

Can I get Ye olde cremation as a choice where they put you in a boat, set it out to the sea and light it on fire as that is pretty cool.

Everyone has secrets.

Sure, in secondary all the time, not really a big deal though, its like a rite of initiation, everyone gets bullied in school.

Probably by accident, my sense of humour is fairly abrasive so I normally end up insulting everyone at one stage, its just a matter of time really.

Only some music and movies from tinterwebz, its not my fault though, those damn ads claimed it was piracy and dammit piracy just sounds like a jolly good bit of fun, not as fun as being a ninja though, ninjas are cooler than pirates.

Queen-Mise

Werewolves or Shapeshifters?

David Gemmell or David Eddings?

Do you think cannabis should be legalised?

Do you think tobacco should be banned?

Is the Illuminati real?

Did you manage to finish reading the Wheel of Time series (I gave up at book 9)?

What is your favourite scene from a movie (with a clip)?

What is favourite comfort food?

What was the best day of your life?

And what was the worst day?

reallyrose

Do you ever wonder if platypuses get embarrassed? Like, if they saw themselves in a mirror?

Would you ever wear pants like this?


Would you consider going for this look? With the hair like? I think it would be hilarious.



What was the last song stuck in your head?
Hum a bit of it there.
Is it stuck in your head again?
Yeah?
haha!

Describe the best sandwich ever.

If you could go back to age saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 14 and do it all again, would you?

If Indiana Jones and Hans Solo were in a fight, who would win? Hans Solo doesn't get the Millenium Calcon as a weapon, that's cheating.

Are those my feet?

Doctor DooM

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Werewolves or Shapeshifters?

<pedant> A werewolf is by definition a shapeshifter. </pedant>

ToniTuddle

Do you now hate me for forcing you to take sips of such horrible drinks?

When you have an itch and you itch it do you say "awwww yeah"?

Maguined

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Werewolves or Shapeshifters?

David Gemmell or David Eddings?

Do you think cannabis should be legalised?

Do you think tobacco should be banned?

Is the Illuminati real?

Did you manage to finish reading the Wheel of Time series (I gave up at book 9)?

What is your favourite scene from a movie (with a clip)?

What is favourite comfort food?

What was the best day of your life?

And what was the worst day?

David Gemmell, even if his books get very repetitive and every book has at least 3 mentions of blood pooling in belts and everyone eats black hard bread with cream cheese they are still fun.

Yes smoking weed should be legalised as it is no harmful than smoking tobacco, I believe people should have the freedom to indulge in whatever vices as long as it is consensual and does not directly harm another, so while smoking cigarettes is stupid people should be free to indulge in said stupidity.

Nope, the Illuminati are just good at selling books.

Nowhere near yet, I am only about to start book 4, I go through phases of reading, I am currently not reading at all and listen to music instead late at night or on the bus to and from work so haven't read in a while. Sooner or later I will abandon the music and get back into a reading phase.

I will answer that question later when I am at home as clip searching is no fun in work.

Starchy carbs, either a massive bowl of pasta fit enough to feed a family, or else hash browns, just has browns, cook and entire packet and eat them all to myself with ketchup while wallowing in self indulgent pity. Woe is me *nyom nyom*.

That day I took that girl on that date to that thing, yeah that day.

When my grand dad died, he was my idol of gentlemanly chivalry so it sucked big time.

reallyrose wrote: »

Do you ever wonder if platypuses get embarrassed? Like, if they saw themselves in a mirror?

Would you ever wear pants like this?


Would you consider going for this look? With the hair like? I think it would be hilarious.



What was the last song stuck in your head?
Hum a bit of it there.
Is it stuck in your head again?
Yeah?
haha!

Describe the best sandwich ever.

If you could go back to age saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 14 and do it all again, would you?

If Indiana Jones and Hans Solo were in a fight, who would win? Hans Solo doesn't get the Millenium Calcon as a weapon, that's cheating.

Are those my feet?

Only if they are insecure platypus, there will also be the confident secure ones that are happy with their appearance in the mirror, and then the freaks that think they look really good but they really really don't.

Nope, not my bag baby.

Again nope, that amount of hair takes effort, I am an extremely lazy man, I used to be a skinhead just because it meant less hassle dealing with hair, what I have now is already bordering on my limits of daily effort.

Filter - Nice Shot, and yes damn joo!!!

Okay three slices of Brennans white bread, it has to be so fresh the top curved crust bit is downright chewy its so soft, apply liberal lashings of butter to the outer slices, one slice now gets english mustard and the other gets ballymaloe jalapeno relish. Now apply two slices of easi singles cheese, throw a jacobs cream cracker on top of the cheese, now take your third slice of bread and lather both sides in cream cheese. Another jacobs cream cracker and then load up your ham and crown with your last slice of bread, preferably the one that has the mustard on it because you know mustard with ham is all classy like. Now consume with reckless abandon.

I would go back earlier and start at 10 and do it all over again, it would be awesome, I would end up ten times the douche I am now and the world would tremble.

In a fist fight Indie would win, but Han would not let it get to a fist fight, he would shoot first!

Yes they are your feet, but from exactly 17 seconds in the past, which is why you don't recognise them, your painkillers are clearly the shiznit.

Maguined

Doctor DooM wrote: »

<pedant> A werewolf is by definition a shapeshifter. </pedant>

I'm taking the question to mean do I prefer werewolves as the original shape shifter or the idea of new fangled other types. I like wolves better than other other type.

Though I have been known to shift some shapes in my time.

Giggity. :pac:

ToniTuddle wrote: »

Do you now hate me for forcing you to take sips of such horrible drinks?

When you have an itch and you itch it do you say "awwww yeah"?

Of course not Tuddle, I now hate you because you ditched us to go to Coppers!

When scratching an itch I am more likely to say "who's yo daddy!"

Handsome Bob

The world is facing impending doom, pick your team of five to save it!

What is your opinion on music snobbery?

Tell me something shocking.

How do you like the nocs? :pac:

RxQueen

Maguined wrote: »

Avoid emo!!, her tastes in fine cuisine even makes jokettle look like a fully functioning real human being, i mean ketchup with crisps? seriously?

Pffft ... nothing wrong with ketchup and crisps! the cheek :pac:

First song remember hearing?

Best chat up line?

Dogs or Cats ?

Cold beans or ketchup and crisps?, and you have to choose its a life or death moment!

Biggest fear?

Delirium

7ft tall penguin vs. 5ft grizzly bear, which one wins and why?

ToniTuddle

Maguined wrote: »

Of course not Tuddle, I now hate you because you ditched us to go to Coppers!

Hmmm I am not affected by your hate.

*ruffles your hair*

Awwww soo adorable :pac:

Give a very detailed account of how you eat beans on toast?

Ever lick somebodies nose?

Do you have any pets?

jokettle

How do you eat yours?

And if you don't like creme eggs, imma kick your ass.

Maguined

LZ5by5 wrote: »

The world is facing impending doom, pick your team of five to save it!

What is your opinion on music snobbery?

Tell me something shocking.

How do you like the nocs? :pac:

Old Spice Guy - yeah I know I used him in the other list but he is just that damn awesome he can do anything!
Malcom Reynolds - For his leadership and wits
Iron Man - For gadgetry and general awesomeness
Sheldon Cooper - Just for giggles
Sean Pertwee - He won't actually do any of the saving, just sit back and narrate the hell out of it.

It's lame and insecure and utterly pathetic, unless I do it of course, then it just makes sense!

Despite acting like a douche I am actually a nice guy at heart, I know shocking. :pac:

I generally like noc's, some more than others of course.

emo!! wrote: »

Pffft ... nothing wrong with ketchup and crisps! the cheek :pac:

First song remember hearing?

Best chat up line?

Dogs or Cats ?

Cold beans or ketchup and crisps?, and you have to choose its a life or death moment!

Biggest fear?

There is everything wrong with ketchup and crisps, sure it wasn't a question but it needed to be stated for clarity.

Michael Jackson - Bad, it was also the first cassette I owned (we don't count New Kids On The Block right? )

Only heard this recently, its more shocking because it came from Rose and her delivery was impeccable "Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

I like both but have to give it to dogs, despite being stupid they just got so much love to give!

Can I just choose to die? I suppose if forced into it then I would have to choose... argh... it hurts just thinking about it.... umph...fine crisps and ketchup.... just make it stop!

Living life with too many regrets.

koth wrote: »

7ft tall penguin vs. 5ft grizzly bear, which one wins and why?

Grizzly bear easy, bears are cool while penguins are pretentious assholes, walking around thinking they are better than everyone else just because they dress snazzier, screw you penguin! that bear will rip you apart and feast on your succulent penguin eggs.

ToniTuddle wrote: »

Hmmm I am not affected by your hate.

*ruffles your hair*

Awwww soo adorable :pac:

Give a very detailed account of how you eat beans on toast?

Ever lick somebodies nose?

Do you have any pets?

NOBODY MESSES WITH THE DO!

First you got to cook the beans on a low heat, you are really only warming them up rather than making them bubble, this is a very common mistake for a lot of people, second I frequently like to take things up a notch and throw in a few drops of tobasco. I like to have tons of butter on my toast and cut it up into littles squares before the beans are ready, I like little pieces so one piece of toast generally gets cut into eight pieces. Throw the beans on top and masticate away to my hearts content, then I wait for everyone to leave the room so I can pick that plate right up and lick it clean!

Yup, I got my tongue right up in there, they were not amused.

Not any more. We used to have a little yorkshire terrier called Tiny, but he was put down over a year ago, still miss the little bugger.

Maguined

jokettle wrote: »

How do you eat yours?

With much enthusiasm and gusto, it is all about just enjoying the moment, nobody likes a laboured approach, you really have to get in there and work every centimeter and really give it your all!

jokettle wrote: »

And if you don't like creme eggs, imma kick your ass.

Wait... we are talking about creme eggs?

Fine, I generally bite the top off, suck out the goo and then chomp on the shell. Creme eggs are okay, would never really crave one or anything.

FewFew

Favourite colour of pepper?

Marvel or DC (choose, don't just through in Darkhorse or something!) ?

Most hated tv advertisement?

Musician you'd most like to go back in time and prevent from being born?

Do you ever get down to some trad music?

Actor you'd most like to punch in the face?

What martial art would you love to learn other than your Brazilian goo-goo?

Greatest badass of all time?

Greatest movie trilogy?

One thing you're most looking forward to this year?

Favourite turtle?

Mythological creature you hope isn't real?

Worst actor who can command a few of over a million per movie?

boomkatalog

Did you purposefully make your second last post end on a sad note to make me feel guilty for wanting to harrass you in your noclight??

Do your curls boing?

You have to live with three Nocs for a year, who do you pick and why?

Do you think this song is about you?

What's the last mean thing you did that you regret?

If you could change the past, would you?

Do you feel guilty when eating really pretty cupcakes because you're ruining the prettiness?

Are you wearin' a vesht?

Maguined

Fewcifur wrote: »

Favourite colour of pepper?

Marvel or DC (choose, don't just through in Darkhorse or something!) ?

Most hated tv advertisement?

Musician you'd most like to go back in time and prevent from being born?

Do you ever get down to some trad music?

Actor you'd most like to punch in the face?

What martial art would you love to learn other than your Brazilian goo-goo?

Greatest badass of all time?

Greatest movie trilogy?

One thing you're most looking forward to this year?

Favourite turtle?

Mythological creature you hope isn't real?

Worst actor who can command a few of over a million per movie?

Black.

Marvel, they have Iron Man, Gambit and Deadpool, what more could you want?

RSA he drives, she dies.

Justin Bieber, no further explanation is required.

Nope but then I never get down to music, sober at least, and even then it normally takes some damn good convincing to make me shake my money maker.

That sparkly emo vampire guy.

Boxing or Muay Thai, I am going to start one or both of them after I get my BJJ blue belt, which could be a while cause I suck!

Clint Eastwood, such a grizzled sunavabitch!

Star Wars, the original trilogy, ssccchhhhwwwwwoooommmmmm.

Getting healthy, I turn 29 in June and am setting myself the goal of Sexy By 30! First you get the sexy, then you get the power, then you get the wimmins.

Leonardo, only because he has the coolest weapons.

Jesus, cause then it would be true that with all my sinning I am going to hell!

Nicholas Cage, he has been in some good movies but he can't act for ****.

boomkatalog wrote: »

Did you purposefully make your second last post end on a sad note to make me feel guilty for wanting to harrass you in your noclight??

Do your curls boing?

You have to live with three Nocs for a year, who do you pick and why?

Do you think this song is about you?

What's the last mean thing you did that you regret?

If you could change the past, would you?

Do you feel guilty when eating really pretty cupcakes because you're ruining the prettiness?

Are you wearin' a vesht?

No of course not, we all know I like a good harassment. :pac:

Many parts of me boing, curls included.

Fewcifur to keep our bromance flourishing, Rose because she is one of the few that can keep me in check and you Boom just so I could get my lulz making fun of you all the time. :P

Of course, sure all songs are about me. :cool: Though I do not really consider myself vain, I am just trying to act confident to gain confidence as I used to be a very quiet and shy person.

Uumm I dunno, I generally hurt people out of inconsideration or my childish humour rather than genuine mean intention, suppose it was when I complained to a manager that another coworker was incompetent at their job and it was affecting me, I regret it because he is a nice guy, but it was true, he was really bad at his job and that meant more work got dumped on me.

Hells yeah, I would change an awful lot of my past.

Nonsense, pretty things want to be eaten, it's their purpose in life.

Nope, I am wearing my work shirt and jeans.

cyberwolf77

taches make you the bad guy in the fight

What about Magnum P.I.?

Maguined

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

What about Magnum P.I.?

He also wore crazy shirts while driving a ferari around Hawaii helping people so it all balanced out.

FewFew

What's worse - Pineapple on a pizza or a handjob from from a guy with really dry wrinkly crusty skin on his hands?

If you could devote time to custom building a vehicle, what sort of vehicle would you build?

Have you ever vomitted while running to an appropriate place to get sick?

Are you afraid of any animals people might keep as pets?

Country you would like to visit?

Breasts, bum or legs (yes, we all know a pretty face wins out, but that's not the question!) ?

Favourite dinosaur?

Maguined

Fewcifur wrote: »

What's worse - Pineapple on a pizza or a handjob from from a guy with really dry wrinkly crusty skin on his hands?

If you could devote time to custom building a vehicle, what sort of vehicle would you build?

Have you ever vomitted while running to an appropriate place to get sick?

Are you afraid of any animals people might keep as pets?

Country you would like to visit?

Breasts, bum or legs (yes, we all know a pretty face wins out, but that's not the question!) ?

Favourite dinosaur?

Definitely the hand job, my dislike of pineapple on pizza does not go to those extremes!

Probably a motorbike, it sounds like it would be more fun to work on.

Only as a child, we had a mobile home in Wexford so I went swimming one day and ended up swallowing tons of salt water, when I got back home I was not feeling too good so drank a litre of Ribenna, as soon as I sat down I immediately knew what was going to happen but someone was in the toilet so I barely made it out onto the veranda before a torrential fountain of purple water come forth, it was biblical in proportions.

I hate spider, hate the little buggers, there is something so freaky about the way they move. If they are big and they move towards me, queue flailing and screeching like a girl.

Japan, they have talking toilets and sell women's used panties in vending machines, it is the land of crazy f****ed up things.

They are all equally as awesome, truth be told the sexiest physical attribute a girl can have is the curves of her waist and lower back, bigger hips to a smaller waist demands my attention.

Megalodon, anything that makes a great white look like a little pansy is pretty freaking cool.

FewFew

Scariest thing you've ever done?

Would you rather be stuck in a room with a king cobra or anaconda?

Favourite tv channel?

If you were on the luas and a group of pre-teen boys were spitting on the floor and generally acting like knack-bags, what would you do?

Do you own or would you ever buy an E-reader?

Do you like hiking?

Longest you've grown your hair?

Which country do you fear most?

Can you drive?

Will we ever have a chance to get our revenge on Rose for her Vorpal Sword ways?

Do you have a new cunning plan to woo Krystal?

Queen-Mise

Favourite time of the year?

Your best holiday?

Who is nicer: Jesus or Santa?

Does the abominable snowman has special powers?

How many items of footwear do you own?

Did your dog die of old age?

What kind of dog would you LOVE to get?

Would you like to win the euromillions?

Gold or Silver?

What colour should I paint my bathroom? The floor is black, with predominantly white & a few black tiles on the wall.

What was the most enjoyable band you saw live?

Maguined

Fewcifur wrote: »

Scariest thing you've ever done?

Would you rather be stuck in a room with a king cobra or anaconda?

Favourite tv channel?

If you were on the luas and a group of pre-teen boys were spitting on the floor and generally acting like knack-bags, what would you do?

Do you own or would you ever buy an E-reader?

Do you like hiking?

Longest you've grown your hair?

Which country do you fear most?

Can you drive?

Will we ever have a chance to get our revenge on Rose for her Vorpal Sword ways?

Do you have a new cunning plan to woo Krystal?

Got in a fist fight with a junkie, luckily he was so enfeebled from the smack I just had to push him over and it was all over, but the escalation was nerve wracking.

Anaconda, strong things are easier to deal with than fast things.

MTV, because it has Jersey Shore bitch!

Ignore them, if you say something to them you are openly asking them for harassment as far as they are concerned, only if they started messing with me personally or with someone else in a threatening manner would I acknowledge their existence.

Nope, I enjoy the aesthetic feel of turning the pages of a book, the little swish noise the paper makes and the rich binding smell of a new book.

Not really, well in Ireland it would be pretty boring, if you were doing some sort of jungle trek it might be interesting.

My hair is at the longest it has ever been in my life, I used to shave my head for years so I am going to grow it out just for the sake of having long hair for once in my life.

USA, I can see their foreign policies leading to WW3.

Nah, being a Dublin boy there was never as much incentive to drive, but I took some lessons before Christmas and I have my provisional license (100% on the test with no study, challenge accepted, challenge victorious!) so I aim to have my full license by the end of the year.

Definitely, vengeance will be ours!

I am thinking of standing outside the apartment windows with a brown long coat and a boombox held high blaring Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Favourite time of the year?

Your best holiday?

Who is nicer: Jesus or Santa?

Does the abominable snowman has special powers?

How many items of footwear do you own?

Did your dog die of old age?

What kind of dog would you LOVE to get?

Would you like to win the euromillions?

Gold or Silver?

What colour should I paint my bathroom? The floor is black, with predominantly white & a few black tiles on the wall.

What was the most enjoyable band you saw live?

Summer time, the first proper day of summer when I feel the need to go eat a strawberry cornetto.

Went road tripping with a mate for 14 days visiting 7 different states on the north east coast of the USA, While the governmental foreign policy of the USA makes my blood boil the average Joe on the streets is cool enough, except that weird guy working at the petrol station between Boston and Cape Cod, he was a jerk, and that bartender girl in the Tiki bar in New York that tried to kill us with straight shots of Bacardi 151.

Santa is definitely nicer, the worst thing he does to you is give you free coal, Jesus sends you to the fiery pits of eternal damnation just because you were no good at remembering all his rules in his biblical version of Simon Says.

Not freezing to death is pretty impressive, I think he is supposed to have some crazy magical healing powers as well.

When I grow up I want to have a german shepherd called Blitzkrieg and a west highland terrier called Angus.

Hells yeah I would, to me money buys happiness, anyone who says otherwise is a douche. Sure some people are not happy with lots of money but those people are dumbasses who cannot appreciate things in life and would be even unhappier if they were poor. I would love to have 120 million and to turn around and take care of my friends and family, picking 20 people in my life that I can walk up to and give them a cheque for a million euro and see the looks on their faces would be immensely gratifying. Not to mention quitting work, only I would not quit work, I would make them fire me. I would come in late every day wearing a purple furry pimp suit and platforms with dead fish in them carrying a giant diamond encrusted cane and just do no work and piss my managers off all day, when they finally fire me they will have to get security to drag me out of there kicking and screaming bloody murder. It will be fantastic.

White gold, it does not tarnish as bad as silver and looks prettier than yellow gold.

Keep it as it is but just paint different tiles different colours so you have every colour in the rainbow on various random tiles, it might be a little obnoxious when you are hungover but it will certainly be unique!

I have not been to many concerts as most of my friends like crap music and dont like going to converts, but of the ones I have been to then it would be Pearl Jam, it was right in the middle of my leaving cert exams week. It was great.

randylonghorn

Thanks, Mags!