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5k and half hour to spend it.......no materialistic purchasing allowed

  • 02-04-2011 11:19pm
    #1
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭


    Well! What would it be?


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  • #2
    Cakes.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭Cakes.


    Are coke and hookers materialistic ?


  • #3
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    5k of magic beans

    so thats 3 probably :rolleyes:


  • #4
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    Cakesofrice wrote: »
    Are coke and hookers materialistic ?

    I don't know about the coke but women are definitely objects


  • #5
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Id set up a stand and put a sign saying free money. Interesting to see how many people would come up to me...


  • #6
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,378 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    where can I buy some karma?

    /goes off to search bargains forum.


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  • #7
    Doom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    Cakesofrice wrote: »
    Are coke and hookers materialistic ?

    Damn, does this mean I'm a materialistic fcuker


  • #8
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I'd invest it, then once the hour is up get my money back and spend it on materialistic things

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #9
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i could spend that in 2 seconds in the bookies with the stroke of a pen


  • #10
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    I'd invest it, then once the hour is up get my money back and spend it on materialistic things

    so you woud rather reduce your 5 grand stake


  • #11
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Gamble it.


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  • #12
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I'd buy Mayo. Not really materialistic, as I'd blow it up :D.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #13
    Chaotic_Forces
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,659 ✭✭✭Chaotic_Forces


    I'd hand in to my old school. Does donating for the purpose of feeling good and helping others count as materialistic?


  • #14
    zero19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭zero19


    I'd put it into my savings account


  • #15
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Set up a tab in a brothel for a kindly looking tramp.


  • #16
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Spend it all on food to bring to a homeless shelter =)















    (then throw it in a fire outside the place)


  • #17
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    I'd bet it on an evens money gamble (prob football)


  • #18
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Where is this 5k you're talking about?


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Roulette.


  • #20
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Burn it.


  • #21
    Lone Stone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    JELLY BABYS !!


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  • #22
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Well this would be €3,500 of it gone anyway: http://www.paddypowerpoker.com/irish-poker-open


  • #23
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Give it to a woman and tell her there's a handbag sale in Brown Thomas.

    Sorted.


  • #24
    martic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    I spend it on tar and fill some of the big potholes that the government can't afford to fill


  • #25
    Savage Tyrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    martic wrote: »
    I spend it on tar and fill some of the big potholes that the government can't afford to fill

    Could you start outside my house please fella?


  • #26
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    5k worth of scratch cards in the hope to make more.


  • #27
    martic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    Savage Tyrant wrote: »
    Could you start outside my house please fella?

    I had a change of heart,I'm just going to donate it to a local TD now in the hope that he does me a favor in the near future


  • #28
    chicken fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    Id buy a bottle of lighter fluid and a wastepaper baskey in a pharmacy, douse the notes in lighter fluid, fluff them out and put in basket.
    Then go to finglas / closest Junkie hangout and torch it on the street.


  • #29
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    chicken fingers wrote: »
    Id buy a bottle of lighter fluid and a wastepaper baskey in a pharmacy, douse the notes in lighter fluid, fluff them out and put in basket.
    Then go to finglas / closest Junkie hangout and torch it on the street.

    :rolleyes:


  • #30
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Spend it on your Mam for Mothers day.


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  • #31
    blackdog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 852 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    I would buy Ireland, then declare bankruptcy realisinig that the place owes money


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