Most degrading thing you've done for cash.

wayfarers

Ok peeps, what's the most shameful degrading thing you've done for money or a favour/gift etc? It needn't be sexual but it should be something you've done that you wouldn't admit to anyone you knew.

Doom

Stay In Ireland!!!
I'm Sooooo ashamed

ManofStraw

YOUR MA

had to be said

shane_rafferty

ManofStraw wrote: »

YOUR MA

had to be said

awhh i was going to say that damm you :P

hondasam

wayfarers wrote: »

Ok peeps, what's the most shameful degrading thing you've done for money or a favour/gift etc? It needn't be sexual but it should be something you've done that you wouldn't admit to anyone you knew.

I sure as hell will not be admitting it to you !

im invisible

washed mu bosses car, by hand/ sponge

Ebbs

Be nice to people that degrade you.

Ah retail, how lovely you are.

rebel10

wayfarers wrote: »

Ok peeps, what's the most shameful degrading thing you've done for money or a favour/gift etc? It needn't be sexual but it should be something you've done that you wouldn't admit to anyone you knew.

I was once a "floor whore" one summer on a lovely Greek Island with my friend. We had to look hot, talk to men and stroll up and down the beach wearing a string top from the nightclub in an attempt to draw in punters. In return we got very little drachma but free drink all night, which thinking about it, wasn't a good idea for 19 year old Irish girls. We just drank what we could and ended up kissing the first boys we got talking to and then got fired! Degrading to say the least!

Chaotic_Forces

rebel10 wrote: »

I was once a "floor whore" one summer on a lovely Greek Island with my friend. We had to look hot, talk to men and stroll up and down the beach wearing a string top from the nightclub in an attempt to draw in punters. In return we got very little drachma but free drink all night, which thinking about it, wasn't a good idea for 19 year old Irish girls. We just drank what we could and ended up kissing the first boys we got talking to and then got fired! Degrading to say the least!

"floor whore"? Lovely name for a job, there! "howya love, fancy being a whore?".

Toots

I work in a bank.

Chaotic_Forces

Toots* wrote: »

I work in a bank.

Don't worry, one day you will get to rip us all of for millions and laugh at the losers of the common man. :P

KeithM89_old

Streaked a couple of times, once for free though. Nothing too degrading.

DrumSteve

I've done some degrading stuff for dairylea

purity

worked in a strip club

MagicMarker

Ass to ass.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Either sweeping floors in a supermarket or the gay porn shoot. Probably the supermarket.

Toots

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Don't worry, one day you will get to rip us all of for millions and laugh at the losers of the common man. :P

I should clarify; I'm a worker drone/pleb for a bank. I don't get to see any of the millions, or share in the coke and hookers :(

LouieWalsh

Gather round my friends, and I'll tell ye a shtory.....

strokemyclover

I was Dan Brown's editor for a few years

Chaotic_Forces

Toots* wrote: »

I should clarify; I'm a worker drone/pleb for a bank. I don't get to see any of the millions, or share in the coke and hookers :(

The fable of the tortise and the hare. You'll get there eventually. Who knows? You and you alone might get to destroy the country in a few years! ;)v

LouieWalsh wrote: »

Gather round my friends, and I'll tell ye a shtory.....

You meant:
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you,
old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate,
you I can save, but for him it's too late

And so on.

Doom

purity wrote: »

worked in a strip club

If your female, friend request pending.......;)

Simi

Cleaned my friends house for €40. Think Black Books, "And then it's left at the dead badger..."

Chaotic_Forces

Doom wrote: »

If your female, friend request pending.......;)

In fairness, it depends on the club. If it's just dancing and the old lap dancing, I don't see why it's so degrading. The girls get their boobs out and the guys throw money; I think it says more about the fellas then the ladies.

My name is URL

Why do anything to become a millionaire when you can just appear in a Lotto ad?

Ms Happy

Years ago I helped a friend on a stall in Blackrock market and the owner of the market asked me would I do a few hours during the week for him. I thought happy days maybe some admin work etc.

When I arrived he handed me a hammer and brought me to an old garage-esque building and asked me to take up a load of rusty/broken nails out of the floor for the day. The place was massive and I got cut more than once! It was frickin horrendous, pretty sure he gave me f*ck all for the day too.

The backstard was loaded, kinda explains it when you get a teenage girl in to do building work instead of hiring builders!

Shanotheslayer

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

In fairness, it depends on the club. If it's just dancing and the old lap dancing, I don't see why it's so degrading. The girls get their boobs out and the guys throw money; I think it says more about the fellas then the ladies.

If you had a daughter would you let her do it ?

hondasam

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

If you had a daughter would you let her do it ?

hell ya if she gave me a share of her tips

wayfarers

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

If you had a daughter would you let her do it ?

If it meant Chaotic_Forces then didn't have to go out to work I'm sure he would let his daughter 'dance'

R0ot

Anyone said dole yet?

El_Dangeroso

Debt collection in a call centre for a summer in college. Ringing people at all hours to threaten politely request money from them to pay back their credit card. Every minute destroyed part of my soul. When you start fantasizing the bus on the way to work crashing, you know you're on to something not so good.

I lasted 3 weeks.

hondasam

R0ot wrote: »

Anyone said dole yet?

It's more degrading now not to get it :pac:

wayfarers

Apart from the floor whore and the guy who'd let his daughter table dance I'm distinctly underwhelmed by how low people HAVEN'T sunk.

Chaotic_Forces

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

If you had a daughter would you let her do it ?

Interesting question. While I might not be happy it's not exactly degrading compared to how the men watching her are. I mean, I get the idea of a strip club but frankly, without lap dancing... isn't it just nude videos that costs a lot of money to see?

wayfarers wrote: »

If it meant Chaotic_Forces then didn't have to go out to work I'm sure he would let his daughter 'dance'

Explain what you mean, now.

jam_mac_jam

i snoged somebody for a fag once, not for cash though.iThank god I have given up. It was at slane in 1990 something so I was young then.

Chaotic_Forces

wayfarers wrote: »

Apart from the floor whore and the guy who'd let his daughter table dance I'm distinctly underwhelmed by how low people HAVEN'T sunk.

Okay, here's the thing, shut up, now. I don't have a fu*king daughter. Try reading what I fu*king wrote.

Aoifey!

Shifted a guy for a subway

But in my defense, I was very drunk.

wayfarers

You pre-empted my similar response by seconds with your "if she gave me a share of her tips, yeah'' reply.

Chaotic_Forces

Aoifey! wrote: »

Shifted a guy for a subway

But in my defense, I was very drunk.

You just made out? If so, it's better than what a lot of girls end up doing by wasting half their night being "so interested" in some random guy just fora few drinks. :P

wayfarers

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

You just made out? If so, it's better than what a lot of girls end up doing by wasting half their night being "so interested" in some random guy just fora few drinks. :P

For a subway?? Which tasted worse that or the guy?

hondasam

Aoifey! wrote: »

Shifted a guy for a subway

But in my defense, I was very drunk.

how big was this subway

Chaotic_Forces

wayfarers wrote: »

For a subway?? Which tasted worse that or the guy?

Get of your fu*king high horse. I'm sure you did some sh*t too. Or maybe you're a little perfect princess. :rolleyes:

wayfarers

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Okay, here's the thing, shut up, now. I don't have a fu*king daughter. Try reading what I fu*king wrote.

Durrr. I kinda figured you didn't. But you played straight into our hands with your response in the positive to that question asked.

Chaotic_Forces

hondasam wrote: »

how big was this subway

Which one?

Mine is a 12 inch one.

Aoifey!

wayfarers wrote: »

For a subway?? Which tasted worse that or the guy?

All I remember was the subway was delicious.

Chaotic_Forces

wayfarers wrote: »

Durrr. I kinda figured you didn't. But you played straight into our hands with your response in the positive to that question asked.

Durr... shut up? Seriously, you're just trying to look smart... Except you aren't being smart. You're acting the fool and trying to get a flame outta me, which won't work.

But hey, you know what? I'll give you what ouy want: I'd gladly let my daughter strip! I'd be a proud man if she told me she was a hooker too!

There you go. :rolleyes:

wayfarers

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Get of your fu*king high horse. I'm sure you did some sh*t too. Or maybe you're a little perfect princess. :rolleyes:

I think its hilarious she shifted some guy for a subway. Chill man, I mean a sf**king subway sandwich, its ace. You're a bit angsty, your daughter not back from her table dancing job yet?!

Chaotic_Forces

Aoifey! wrote: »

All I remember was the subway was delicious.

Somewhere, there's a man reading that, sitting at home, he'll look down and ask "is a subway really better than my skills" and he'll cry. :P

hondasam

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Which one?

Mine is a 12 inch one.

Id never manage a 12 inch one in one go

Chaotic_Forces

hondasam wrote: »

Id never manage a 12 inch one in one go

Well last night you got the 6 inches down, just take some practice. If you're drunk it helps.

purity

;

Doom wrote: »

If your female, friend request pending.......;)

wayfarers

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Durr... shut up? Seriously, you're just trying to look smart... Except you aren't being smart. You're acting the fool and trying to get a flame outta me, which won't work.

But hey, you know what? I'll give you what ouy want: I'd gladly let my daughter strip! I'd be a proud man if she told me she was a hooker too!

There you go. :rolleyes:

Hello! In about three or four minutes you went from jokey to psycho. Has the Department for Health stopped letting you get your anti psychotic medication on the medical card?