Dublin Bus - help needed.

Mr.Crinklewood

On the 25. The driver man has a beard.

What do I do?

sdanseo

Piddle on the floor while screaming "I am the devil".

Jimmy Garlic

Call him a Joe Duffy

Alter-Ego

Have a smoke down the back and talk about your day in court?

Snakeblood

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

On the 25. The driver man has a beard.

What do I do?

Offer yourself to him.

Riamfada

Smear feces on the windows

diddlybit

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

The driver man has a beard.

Tell him it's ok to come out.

Saila

cut it off..







and blast it with piss of course

Tell him he's gone too far with Movember

JBnaglfar

Grow a beard yourself

Mr.Crinklewood

He Smells like Knorr Soup.

Riamfada

Op Feeling a Bit Like this?

JBnaglfar

JBnaglfar wrote: »

Grow a beard yourself

And become a bus driver.

Take his job, then steal his wife and his kids.

Move into his family home and start to drive his car.

Wear his clothes to work and hang out with his mates.

strokemyclover

I think OP is looking for ways to hit on said bearded driver man being a subscriber of "Grizzly Lovers Monthly"

....present your arse towards said bearded driver man as you get off the bus. If he takes the bait, write your number on the bus ticket you received at the beginning of your journey and hand it to him while winking.

Panda General

Start singing YMCA as loud as you can and pretend that you have a mic in your hand

UsernameInUse

Bus drivers are cretins.

Today I observed one bus stopping for an old woman. As soon as she got close to it - he pulled off. Sickening. Should I go further and if so, what can I realistically do?

This asshole was just out for a laugh at others expense. Perhaps his job isn't fulfilling him that he needs to make others feel small in order for him to take his job seriously.

Saila

UsernameInUse wrote: »

Bus drivers are cretins.

Today I observed one bus stopping for an old woman. As soon as she got close to it - he pulled off. Sickening. Should I go further and if so, what can I realistically do?

This asshole was just out for a laugh at others expense. Perhaps his job isn't fulfilling him that he needs to make others feel small in order for him to take his job seriously.

"It was terrible joe, it was terrible"

Poor Craythur

I love hairy men.

So I beg of you OP:

Pics or GTFO!

bazza1

She (the bus driver) is fully entitled to have a beard!:D

Adyx

sdonn wrote: »

Piddle on the floor while screaming "I am the devil".

heh heh "piddle"

IvySlayer

The 25 is my bus!!

\o/

Mr.Crinklewood

strokemyclover wrote: »

I think OP is looking for ways to hit on said bearded driver man being a subscriber of "Grizzly Lovers Monthly"

....present your arse towards said bearded driver man as you get off the bus. If he takes the bait, write your number on the bus ticket you received at the beginning of your journey and hand it to him while winking.

Do not have pen....Think i found him on Bluetooth though "Busman_Dec".

Ruu_Old

It's a fake, just give it a gentle tug and it should come off his face. Let us know how you get on.

Mr.Crinklewood

strokemyclover wrote: »

I think OP is looking for ways to hit on said bearded driver man being a subscriber of "Grizzly Lovers Monthly"

....present your arse towards said bearded driver man as you get off the bus. If he takes the bait, write your number on the bus ticket you received at the beginning of your journey and hand it to him while winking.

Well, he is working again this morning.

CreepingDeath

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

On the 25. The driver man has a beard.

What do I do?

Pray he doesn't start chanting praise be to Allah, glory to his righteous soldiers

blackdog2

Every time the bus accelerates or turns, shout "WOOOHOOOOO HAHAHA" like you are on a good rollercoaster or a particularly pretty nymphette.

Duff

Obligatory BLAST HIM WITH PISS!!1!!1

FesterBeatty

Well, he's no Tom Sellick

Lapin

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

On the 25. The driver man has a beard.

What do I do?

Just tell him you're sorry to see the band go to pieces since Ronnie Drew passed away.

Ask him how the others are, and what they are doing for a crust now.

Oh, and don't forget to tell him you loved all his records (especially the one with The Pogues). :cool:

That'll make him smile.

blackdog2

Is he cold or just acting the goat?

up for anything

Start grooming his beard in an ape-like fashion. Then drop your trousers and ask him to return the compliment.

Rhyme

Ask me about my day, it's lonely being a bearded bus driver.

;_; vroom-vroom

Son Of A Vidic

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

On the 25. The driver man has a beard.

What do I do?

Don't worry, when you get older you will start to develop facial hair and hopefully your balls will drop. Around this time you will need to learn a skill called 'shaving'. You have two options though, you can either shave or not shave. Grown men who don't shave grow beards, so there's no need to be frightened it's all perfectly normal.