Virtual Girlfriend

Captain_Generic

http://cloudgirlfriend.com/

So the collective prayers of the internet have been answered

Basically its in beta now, but you sign up, input the parameters of your perfect girlfriend, and it will interact with you over sites like Facebook

And the kicker at the top of the page:
"Due to high demand we are only able to accommodate a limited number of users to the site."

I'd put this in Relationship Issues but they might not appreciate it


So yay or nay? Pathetic or....well.......pathetic?

Blatter

Somebody has no friends

ronnie3585

.

flash1080

I have a real girlfriend.

Captain_Generic

SOCCER4LIFE wrote: »

Somebody has no friends

I'm glad you didn't name names, that could have put me on the spot

Pacing Mule

Most important question is can you sign your mates up to it and sit back and watch their current girlfriends / wifes reactions

Screaminmidget

This should be in the Nerd's thread.......

Killer Wench

For 10 dollars, I'd play someone's girlfriend online.

mikemac

This is pathetic

And it's for people who stress over how many facebook friends they have.
I'd rather have five good friends I can rely on then three hundred friends on facebook and I've not seen most in years

Asphyxia

Oh for the love of god :rolleyes:

J. Marston

Killer Wench wrote: »

For 10 dollars, I'd play someone's girlfriend online.

Will Paypal be ok?

J.Ball

Sadly i know more then 3 people who will definitely use this.

W.Shakes-Beer

I instantly thought: "Do you try to ram your dick into the USB slot?"

Killer Wench

J. Marston wrote: »

Will Paypal be ok?

Only if your account is linked to Visa or Mastercard. Not checking or savings account, can't trust the banks.

flash1080

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

I instantly thought: "Do you try to ram your dick into the USB slot?"

Maybe they'll sell a fake vagina that replicates the action of a real one when you plug it into the USB port?

I might have to take this idea onto Dragon's Den!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I prefer Dating Ariene

Mrmoe

flash1080 wrote: »

Maybe they'll sell a fake vagina that replicates the action of a real one when you plug it into the USB port?

I might have to take this idea onto Dragon's Den!

Genius!

/Rushes tp patent office.

starbelgrade

I find the idea of dating a woman who can be switched off with the press of a button, quite appealing.

J.Ball

flash1080 wrote: »

Maybe they'll sell a fake vagina that replicates the action of a real one when you plug it into the USB

you mean it'll say no and turn over unless you get it drunk first?

biscuiteater

starbelgrade wrote: »

I find the idea of dating a woman who can be switched off with the press of a button, quite appealing.

is that because you can't find the button that switches on woman?

Chaotic_Forces

FFS I need to have 7 friends on facebook to use it.

Killer Wench

Create 7 accounts and friend yourself.

flash1080

Killer Wench wrote: »

Create 7 accounts and friend yourself.

Couldn't he just create one account and use that as his virtual girlfriend?

Chaotic_Forces

Killer Wench wrote: »

Create 7 accounts and friend yourself.

I'm not a loser though. I just want a girl that doesn't scream in fear when I talk to them.

Killer Wench

Are strip clubs illegal here, then?

J.Ball

Killer Wench wrote: »

Are strip clubs illegal here, then?

no just frowned upon. There a really bad one in dundalk i think it's still open. They didn't use there A squad on a wednesday afternoon oddly enough

im invisible

im waiting for the Buffy sex robot, we're getting there, slowly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in8B-PCGsRo

Captain_Generic

im invisible wrote: »

im waiting for the Buffy sex robot, we're getting there, slowly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in8B-PCGsRo

How long before it rebels, bites your dick off, and beats you to death with your own arms

Johro

Killer Wench wrote: »

For 10 dollars, I'd play someone's girlfriend online.

You're selling yourself short. Ten dollars is waaaaaay too cheap. A hundred at least.;)

Capt'n Midnight

flash1080 wrote: »

I have a real girlfriend.

Whose ?

biscuiteater

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Whose ?

yours

FoxT

OP, what were you googling for when you found that site?

Captain_Generic

FoxT wrote: »

OP, what were you googling for when you found that site?

It was actually posted on a well known tech site i'll have you know

Chaotic_Forces

Captain_Generic wrote: »

It was actually posted on a well known tech site i'll have you know

"roboticporn" was it?

fonecrusher1

Screaminmidget wrote: »

This should be in the Nerd's thread.......

Its in AH. Close enough.

OutlawPete

It's a scam to find out your Facebook password.

All those new websites that go viral and then ask you to Log-in to Facebook account are the same, just trying to get access to your details.