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Male or Female?

  • 25-03-2011 5:43pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    If you could chose what sex you could be at birth which one would you choose and WHY?








    Poll to Follow

    what sex would you rather 145 votes

    Male
    0% 0 votes
    Female
    60% 88 votes
    hermaphrodite
    32% 47 votes
    Neither, I'd rather be dead
    0% 0 votes
    This thread is sexist
    6% 10 votes


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    eh male:confused: cos im not gay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,305 ✭✭✭Chuchoter


    Male.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭SoulTrader


    Male, because I like to pee standing up.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Neither.

    Why dont you tell us your answer op and why?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Guys have it easier in a lot of ways: no periods, no cramps, no PMS, no pregnancy, no menopause, not as much sexual harassment/discrimination, get taken more seriously, aren't judged as harshly on their appearance, masturbation is easier (theoretically, anyway), they can pee standing up, etc.

    Still, I'm happy out being a girl.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,984 ✭✭✭Degag


    Female, i'd then become a lesbian.

    Lesbian porn looks like so much fun!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Im a lesbien trapped in a mans body:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,984 ✭✭✭Degag


    liah wrote: »
    Guys have it easier in a lot of ways: no periods, no cramps, no PMS, no pregnancy, no menopause, not as much sexual harassment/discrimination, get taken more seriously, aren't judged as harshly on their appearance, masturbation is easier (theoretically, anyway), they can pee standing up, etc.

    Still, I'm happy out being a girl.

    Ye don't fart though.... apparently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    At least this isn't racist


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Totally love being a girl.. dresses, shoes, makeup and pretty nails :D:D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭muboop1


    Male,

    Don't ever have to give child birth,
    Don't have to spend hours getting ready to do anything,
    Don't risk getting sand in vagina every time you go to the beach...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    liah wrote: »
    Guys have it easier in a lot of ways: no periods, no cramps, no PMS, no pregnancy, no menopause, not as much sexual harassment/discrimination, get taken more seriously, aren't judged as harshly on their appearance, masturbation is easier (theoretically, anyway), they can pee standing up, etc.

    Still, I'm happy out being a girl.

    add know how to drive to that list;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭barbarians


    liah wrote: »
    Guys have it easier in a lot of ways: no periods, no cramps, no PMS, no pregnancy, no menopause, not as much sexual harassment/discrimination, get taken more seriously, aren't judged as harshly on their appearance, masturbation is easier (theoretically, anyway), they can pee standing up, etc.

    Still, I'm happy out being a girl.


    I agree with all of this but one thing women don't have to suffer is a kick or punch to the nether regions. Excruciating pain.

    It's worse than child birth because ye get drugs for that :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Yakult wrote: »
    Neither.

    Why dont you tell us your answer op and why?

    I'd love to be a girl!

    I could wear make-up, jimmy choos, Have girly night out and ann summer parties! it would be great!

    Downside though, I'd be constantly afraid of being raped!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Female, absolutely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,597 ✭✭✭WIZE


    male

    who wants to bleed for days every month


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭flash1080


    At least this isn't racist

    Would you rather be a black man or a white woman?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    male
    liah wrote: »
    Guys have it easier in a lot of ways: no periods, no cramps, no PMS, no pregnancy, no menopause, not as much sexual harassment/discrimination, get taken more seriously, aren't judged as harshly on their appearance, masturbation is easier (theoretically, anyway), they can pee standing up, etc.

    pretty good list there.

    also, would get to shrug off parenting or housework duties and not be looked down on for it, it'd just be considered part of your manly charm :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Female just for a change. That and multiple orgasms.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    muboop1 wrote: »
    Male,

    Don't ever have to give child birth,
    Don't have to spend hours getting ready to do anything,
    Don't risk getting sand in vagina every time you go to the beach...

    :eek: Never thought of that one! Definitely male.


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Lilly Nice Saga


    I love being a girl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,766 ✭✭✭squeakyduck


    I'd like to see what being a guy would be like. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    major bill wrote: »
    eh male:confused: cos im not gay
    You could still be female and not be gay, but then you'd be a lesbian.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭XcupcakeX


    Female just for a change. That and multiple orgasms.

    Good luck finding a male capable of providing those multiple orgasms ;)
    I would still be a girl......a pretty and sparkly girl


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    liah wrote: »
    Guys have it easier in a lot of ways: no periods, no cramps, no PMS, no pregnancy, no menopause, not as much sexual harassment/discrimination, get taken more seriously, aren't judged as harshly on their appearance, masturbation is easier (theoretically, anyway), they can pee standing up, etc.

    Still, I'm happy out being a girl.
    But on the flip side we die younger, we get more diseases, diseases are more likely to kill us than a female, we're more likely to get beat up, we have worse mental health and we have to shave every day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    XcupcakeX wrote: »
    Good luck finding a male capable of providing those multiple orgasms ;)

    You rang?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    liah wrote: »
    Still, I'm happy out being a girl.

    This, pretty much.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    I'm only guessing that some will pick male because they'd get nothing done if they were female


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i love women too much to be one of them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭bigmouth writes again




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    I'd like to give lesbianism a go, it looks awesome.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Lilly Nice Saga


    I'd like to see what being a guy would be like. :D

    Me too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    a little reality check

    "About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone -- that is without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue. And 10 to 15 percent never climax under any circumstances. "

    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ReproductiveHealth/sex-study-female-orgasm-eludes-majority-women/story?id=8485289

    might influence some votes if more guys were aware of this sad fact


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    XcupcakeX wrote: »
    Good luck finding a male capable of providing those multiple orgasms ;)

    I am that male:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    liah wrote: »
    Guys have it easier in a lot of ways: no periods, no cramps, no PMS, no pregnancy, no menopause, not as much sexual harassment/discrimination, get taken more seriously, aren't judged as harshly on their appearance, masturbation is easier (theoretically, anyway), they can pee standing up, etc.

    Still, I'm happy out being a girl.

    We marry into it, and suffer those as a result...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    a little reality check

    "About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone -- that is without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue. And 10 to 15 percent never climax under any circumstances. "

    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ReproductiveHealth/sex-study-female-orgasm-eludes-majority-women/story?id=8485289

    might influence some votes if more guys were aware of this sad fact
    If that statistic was true for men there would be way more murders.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    XcupcakeX wrote: »
    I would still be a girl......a pretty and sparkly girl

    I'd like to be a (handsome) man for a day to see what its like, but I'd never give up being a girl in spite of the biological disadvantages of cycles, ageing and childbirth.

    I genuinely love all the standard issue female interests far too much to ever give them up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    I like peeing standing up so male.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭bigmouth writes again


    I like peeing lying down so lazy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    liah wrote: »
    Guys have it easier in a lot of ways: no periods, no cramps, no PMS, no pregnancy, no menopause, not as much sexual harassment/discrimination, get taken more seriously, aren't judged as harshly on their appearance, masturbation is easier (theoretically, anyway), they can pee standing up, etc.

    Still, I'm happy out being a girl.

    huh?
    guys have to wait, girls don't


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Penis > *


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Male. Because after 24 years, Ive realised its more straightforward.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Giselle wrote: »
    I'd like to be a (handsome) man for a day to see what its like, but I'd never give up being a girl in spite of the biological disadvantages of cycles, ageing and childbirth.

    I genuinely love all the standard issue female interests far too much to ever give them up.


    overrated


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Male, cause girls have cooties.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Giselle wrote: »
    I'd like to be a (handsome) man for a day to see what its like, but I'd never give up being a girl in spite of the biological disadvantages of cycles, ageing and childbirth.

    I genuinely love all the standard issue female interests far too much to ever give them up.

    I would never consider that a disadvantage


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Male. - An older man can have a fit young girlfriend, but its very rare to see the tables turned. Women actually find that men can get sexier with age. Women arent as obsessed with a man's physical appearance as men are with womens.

    Women do have boobies though. That may trump all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Male....bet I'd start missing mascara after a few weeks though...fecks sake you can't win.

    Agricola wrote: »
    Women arent as obsessed with a man's physical appearance as men are with womens.
    Oh, but we are!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭bigmouth writes again




  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    where is the option for Neuter / Androgenyous (SP)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 343 ✭✭Geansai Rua


    XcupcakeX wrote: »
    Good luck finding a male capable of providing those multiple orgasms ;)

    My thoughts exactly.
    So I pick female..


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