Help a buddy out! take 3

illecebra et luxuria

Posting this here because the relationship issues mod said so.. didnt want to sign up just for this..

Tried putting this in the gents club last nite but it never worked for me.. Maybe its better here??

Heres the story i have this friend in collage.. Bit of a religious kinda guy.. Talks about deadly sins and the holy spirit and stuff.. But here.. Hes still mad into the women! Has a girlfriend and everything for like a year or something..
He told me last night that this really hot girl wants to spend this weekend with him.. Free gaff sat nite and everything!! Hes going crazy over it.. Scared his gf will find out..
i dont see the problem.. Cmon like you only live once!! Hes a bit of a pussy.. Never had a 1 nite stand or anything.. How do i make him see the light and have fun for a change??

Got no answers in rel.issues forum so ill take what i can get here. tnx

OutlawPete

You are the "friend", right?

Sykk

Tell him if he doesn't bone her, you'll tell his woman he did. And if he does you'll say nothing. Little bit of reverse psychology should man him the fcuk up!

sensibleken

Free gaf? What are you, 13?

blaze1

Sounds like your "friend" is full of Sh1t to me

hondasam

OP finish with the GF and spend the weekend with the hot girl and go back to the GF next week. problem solved.

Gyalist

Heres the story i have this friend in collage.. Bit of a religious kinda guy..

It seems that your friend's real issue is that he is trapped in an art work.

thebigbiffo

i know you're lying because the only religion hot girls are in to is the church of cock. fact. google it.

The Waltzing Consumer

Sounds like complete nonsense. What are you 14?

D'Agger

I say you fúck her then tell him how good it was in front of his missus

Overature

show him a picture of a vagina

ElaElaElano

How does not having one night stands equate to being a pússy? I'm in my early 20s, have plenty of sex but never a one night stand. Oh well, colour me pink and call me Charlotte.

Also, this post kinda reminds me of being on the bus the other week, and these little shíts were roaring about teabagging and extreme anal and how bítches love sucking their prepubescent walnuts, to the point that everyone, upstairs and down could hear. Eventually the driver got fed up and threw them off and they all started balling their eyes out and begging to stay cos they had no bus fare. Funny.

Lando Griffin

Get the hot one over for the weekend and have a good time with her.
Then on Monday go to confession and all is forgiven.

FatherLen

cough bullshit cough

Raze_them_all

Sounds like the op has a free gaf and is trying to convince his religious mate to have a bit of the carnal sin with him

strokemyclover

Isn't this how everyone starts posting in AH?

blaze1

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Sounds like the op has a free gaf and is trying to convince his religious mate to have a bit of the carnal sin with him

He has the priest on speed dial

Adamantium

i can see this becoming part of "Legendary threads"!

Ruu_Old

You're no buddy of mine! :mad:

D'Agger

ElaElaElano wrote: »

How does not having one night stands equate to being a pússy? I'm in my early 20s, have plenty of sex but never a one night stand.

You're fúckin awesome though :pac:

Milky Moo

Gyalist wrote: »

It seems that your friend's real issue is that he is trapped in an art work.

I am always surprise by how many COLLEGE goers think that it is spelt this way!

sbsquarepants

Tell him it's not a sin if he dips his dick in holy water first. Those holy types will believe anything!

PrincessLola

Strictly religious and a cheater, wow he sounds like every girl's dream. Tell him to call me sometime.

ElaElaElano

PaulieC wrote: »

You're fúckin awesome though :pac:

Do you mind if I screenshot this and show it to the high number of people who've said the exact opposite? That'll learn 'em!

darragh16

He should pour holy water all over her and ride her in a confessional box...

Milky Moo

Ruu wrote: »

You're no buddy of mine! :mad:

I'm not your buddy pal!

D'Agger

ElaElaElano wrote: »

Do you mind if I screenshot this and show it to the high number of people who've said the exact opposite? That'll learn 'em!

No...I've changed my mind - I'm a sheep of the moral majority

Gingersnaps

Are you and your buddy priests??? Aka, Ted and Dougal?

illecebra et luxuria

Sorry, college!!

im 20.. My friend is 21.. Were not priest's!! He doesnt go to mass or anything.. Just reads religious stuff.. i know he doesnt want to cheat but this girl is sooo hot!! i think hes mad to not give it a shot..

strokemyclover

illecebra et luxuria wrote: »

Sorry, college!!

It's about time students apologised for not paying tax! I applaude you OP!

Dravokivich

The real question OP is what religion is going to put down on his Census Form?

Not who he'll be banging on the night he fills it out.

Doyler92

Gyalist wrote: »

It seems that your friend's real issue is that he is trapped in an art work.

I thought this was great and logged in purposely to thank it. Well done.

illecebra et luxuria

So what would you do?? What should he do??

Tahuti

illecebra et luxuria wrote: »

So what would you do?? What should he do??

Leave him alone and stop encouraging him to cheat on his girlfriend?

Captain_Generic

I'd say go for it, its not like girlfriends have feelings

Tamaradrama

well if he doesn't want to cheat tell him he's got to options one, to break up with his gf or two, stay with his gf and forget about the other girl

biko

What would Jesus do?

Dravokivich

biko wrote: »

What would Jesus do?

get nailed...

Tahuti

biko wrote: »

What would Jesus do?

Give a sermon on the mount.

thebigbiffo

Tahuti wrote: »

Give a sermon on the mount.

i for one find it hard just to whisper filth in the girl's ear when i've mounted...not to mention give a full sermon

randylonghorn

Serious answer: Personally, I don't see his religious views as relevant (though I accept that he may do).

The real issue is that he has a girlfriend, and that he would be cheating on her. One doesn't have to be religious to believe that that's just plain wrong.


AH answer: He should persuade them both into a threesome, ride them up the arse repeatedly, and post pics up here.