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How do people become very fat?

  • 25-03-2011 2:03am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭


    I mean, I don't mind a bit of extra fat, with the modern convenience foods that's no surprise. But I'm talking about being ridiculously fat.

    Any fatties want to weigh in with their opinion? I mean how do you manage to maintain it?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,959 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    It's all the cream cakes yer ma feeds me after i've fcuked her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭UsernameInUse


    Your metabolism.

    If a persons metabolism is fast, they can digest quicker. I have a friend who's dinner goes straight to her ass. She eats like a horse but is as skinny as f*ck.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Calories I heard, that and lots of sex with men with big cocks.

    That is what being 'Big boned' means, right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    i always wondered that too.. i mean you know those fat one that cant even get off the bed......who ever keeps bringing in the barrow loads of food to those super fatties that are eating it need to go to jail for negligent behavior with intent to cause harm to others.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 630 ✭✭✭Claasman


    glandular problems







    bigger bones






    and stuff


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Reject bitches....

    Eat cakes....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,535 ✭✭✭Raekwon


    who ever keeps bringing in the barrow loads of food to those super fatties that are eating it need to go to jail for negligent behavior with intent to cause harm to others.

    There called Feeders


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    Eat a few midgets for dinner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,101 ✭✭✭NUTZZ


    scudzilla wrote: »
    It's all the cream cakes yer ma feeds me after i've fcuked her

    Dear oh dear.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    Liquidised Big Macs did it for me.

    I saw someone do it on a documentary & thought I'd try it out.

    Never. Looked. Back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Come on guys. Don't fall for such an obvious troll. Ever hear of the saying 'don't feed the troll.' Why? Because he'll turn into a fat fuck. FFS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 MR Love


    Drive a Taxi!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,077 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    One thing i can never figure out is how the really fat ones that are on tv or in the newspapers afford to be dat fat. Oh hi i drink 10litres of coke a day r i eat 3 pizzar for breakfast alone and often eat 10000 cals a day. They must feckn love when the vouchers from tescos arrives.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    One thing i can never figure out is how the really fat ones that are on tv or in the newspapers afford to be dat fat. Oh hi i drink 10litres of coke a day r i eat 3 pizzar for breakfast alone and often eat 10000 cals a day. They must feckn love when the vouchers from tescos arrives.

    mmmmmmmmmmmmm tesco vouchers haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭grizzly


    One thing i can never figure out is how the really fat ones that are on tv or in the newspapers afford to be dat fat. Oh hi i drink 10litres of coke a day r i eat 3 pizzar for breakfast alone and often eat 10000 cals a day. They must feckn love when the vouchers from tescos arrives.

    Just try and take their food off them...

    I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM!!

    Scientists should research a way of replicating these glandular problems in the 3rd world. Hey presto – hunger solved!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    I mean, I don't mind a bit of extra fat, with the modern convenience foods that's no surprise. But I'm talking about being ridiculously fat.

    Any fatties want to weigh in with their opinion? I mean how do you manage to maintain it?


    lies... they lie about being unhappy.... then eat to hide it then get so fat they cant run away from it.

    actually, you'd be surprised how many fat people are naturally fat... you know bad diet etc but denied it to the hilt... :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Rodin


    I mean, I don't mind a bit of extra fat, with the modern convenience foods that's no surprise. But I'm talking about being ridiculously fat.

    Any fatties want to weigh in with their opinion? I mean how do you manage to maintain it?

    Eating too much crap and doing next to no exercise


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I mean, I don't mind a bit of extra fat, with the modern convenience foods that's no surprise. But I'm talking about being ridiculously fat.

    Any fatties want to weigh in with their opinion? I mean how do you manage to maintain it?
    Any fatties want to weigh in with their opinion? I mean how do you manage to maintain it?

    If you are serious, try here.

    Just leave out the part I quoted.
    scudzilla wrote: »
    It's all the cream cakes yer ma feeds me after i've fcuked her

    That's not funny at all, if I were you I would slink off to bed.:)


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