Word/phrases which should be used more in AH

strokemyclover

What words or phrases should be used more in After Hours? A forum famed for it's depravity and lack of class!

I'll nominate Décolletage

Def: is the upper part of a woman's torso, between her waist and neck, comprising her neck, shoulders, back and chest, that is exposed by the style of her clothing. However, the term is most commonly applied to a neckline which reveals or emphasizes cleavage.

I reckon it hasn't been used regularly for fear of the retort "Who's Deco Letage?" as it would probably be used in a "fapping in the direction of" or similar context e.g. I blasted piss at her Décolletage because of her intellectual superiority

Captain_Generic

Lets agree to disagree

Killer Pigeon

"Your ma" - It's not used often enough.

danniemcq

"I'm sorry you are right and i am wrong"

or

"i stand corrected"

or

"op has valid point"

Latchy

Let's be selective here ...

Chaotic_Forces

Bollocks.

I vote that.

whiskeyman

Moistness

brummytom

Cuntbucket

easyeason3

strokemyclover wrote: »

What words or phrases should be used more in After Hours? A forum famed for it's depravity and lack of class!

I'll nominate Décolletage



I reckon it hasn't been used regularly for fear of the retort "Who's Deco Letage?" as it would probably be used in a "fapping in the direction of" or similar context e.g. I blasted piss at her Décolletage because of her intellectual superiority

You have really given this a lot of thought. In a pervy way.

KeithM89_old

'Feck off' isnt used enough around here..

No, i disagree..

'Feck off'

Pics or GTFO

'Feck off'

BANNED

'Feck off'

Killer Pigeon

danniemcq wrote: »

"I'm sorry you are right and i am wrong"

or

"i stand corrected"

or

"op has valid point"

After Hours should be more formal, in fact we should scrap the abbreviation "OP" - it's too lazy. Example:

"Original Poster, may I have please have your contact details so we can organise a suitable location where we can engage in an act of copulation later on this evening. Thank you."

senorwipesalot

I suggest Tiddent, as in the often neglected part of your undercarriage.Tiddent yer arse and tiddent yer bollix.

Pacing Mule

Twunt

A cross between a twat and a c*nt and slightly more acceptable.

TheZohanS

I'm not racist but...nothing, I'm just not racist.

Chaotic_Forces

Pageant Messiah wrote: »

Twunt

A cross between a twat and a c*nt and slightly more acceptable.

I like "cuntbag". The word a girl once described another girl that stole her girlfriend.

Sonics2k

stuttering gob****e.

Always been quite keen on that one.

Daegerty

Beour

"a good funt up the hole"

daycent

hoor

Pacing Mule

oh and spunk bubble

Ronin247

Always liked the term "F*CKWIT".... just fits some people.

danh789

"Hows your Mother for sugar?"

Saila

mangy cunt

Latchy

Ronin247 wrote: »

Always liked the term "F*CKWIT".... just fits some people.

Yeah ,often use that one ...IRL

Say Your Number

'Blast him with piss' is getting very tiresome.








Edit: I read the title as 'words which shouldn't be used in AH', I wouldn't have gone on such an outrageous outburst if I had read it properly.

senorwipesalot

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

I like "cuntbag". The word a girl once described another girl that stole her girlfriend.

Is this the latest fashion accessory from Louis Vitton?

Fluorescence

brummytom wrote: »

Cuntbucket

I prefer cuntnugget myself

Chaotic_Forces

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Is this the latest fashion accessory from Louis Vitton?

I dunno but ever since then I decided that lesbians are amazingly cool.

Saila

GR88 wrote: »

'Blast him with piss' is getting very tiresome.

you clearly havent tried it, you'll be surprised how often and effective it can actually be

Captain_Generic

Munt-goblin

RichieC

goul bag

Captain_Generic

"I acknowledge receipt of your disagreement with that comment and file it under 'nobody gives a fúck'"

Say Your Number

Saila wrote: »

you clearly havent tried it, you'll be surprised how often and effective it can actually be

I have tried it, its just very overrated.

strokemyclover

Captain_Generic wrote: »

"I acknowledge receipt of your disagreement with that comment and file it under 'nobody gives a fúck'"

I'm quite partial to the phrase "Why don't you go make yourself a cup of shut the f*ck up!"

Saila

the time is right for starting things with "Im a fuckwit but..."

Latchy

Variation on a theme but ' what part of fcuk off dont you understand ? ' would fit

chillywilly

snagglepuss

Latchy

GR88 wrote: »

'Blast him with piss' is getting very tiresome.

I used it once .

I felt like Rambo blasting away with two M15s....for 5 seconds :cool:

Say Your Number

The term 'w@nkstain' is criminally underused.

Adamantium

EGOMANIACAL ****NUT

TeddyTedson

Well for thread titles anyway
*insert here* - What's the point?

Colilfc

antidisestablishmentarianism.

TeddyTedson

alot



Everyone loves alots

Captain_Generic

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Well for thread titles anyway
*insert here* - What's the point?

"Depends on the line" as 2nd post, cue shower of thanks, applause

fin.

Dangerous Man

I hate blacks.
Hitler had a lot of good ideas.
The jews are up to something.
All muslims are towel-headed terrorists.


Oh... wait - used more. Right...

Ectoplasm

TeddyTedson wrote: »

alot



Everyone loves alots

That's true. They are lovely.

stovelid

Geebag.

flash1080

"homogeneous" - an intelligent homosexual

"heterogeneous" - an intelligent heterosexual

Son Of A Vidic

How about....

Sorry, I didn't read your post correctly.

Or even....

Sorry I didn't read your post.

Offy

I like scrawbag and gob****e. They cover my view for ... well just about everything!

mehfesto

arsebarns.

A statement of utter disappointment.
Doctor "I'm sorry, you have leprosy"
Me "...Arsebarns"

The Baltimore Sun

Ballbag!


Common uses include....
(1) Aaaaaaaaaa BALLBAG!!!!!
or...
(2) He's some F**king Ballbag!

Dravokivich

Well put chap, pip pip!