Irish super league of super heroes

eco2live

I watched Kick Ass last night and it got me thinking:

With being cast aside as one of the unemployed and mocked by some Bordie's for my troubles I want to make some contribution to society whist seeking new employment. I hope to be part Ireland's first super hero group.

I am looking for like minded Bordie's to join me and let me know what their contribution would be:

1. Name
2. Suit / clothing style
2. Power / Ability
3. Target / objective

I will be:

1. Captain Nutcracker
2. Body paint and a kilt
3. The ability to batter teenage scumbags with a big stick and the reflexes to dodge screw drivers and syringes.
4. To rid the Ireland of scummers and anti social behavior.

Its a start and it won't cost much. I have the paint and the big stick. I would suggest the following targets for others:

Corrupt politicians
Bankers
Developers
People who make noise in the cinema (I wont get in with my get up so you might encounter some scummers in there)
Boy Racers
Perverts
Public Sector (:) only messing)
Snobs
Ahern

krudler

The Hurler, he roams rural areas at night batin' people with an enchanted hurley, his helmet giving him eagle sight and his county jersey providing camouflage against the rural surroundings.

El Weirdo

Super hero's what?

Nodin

I will be The Masked Begrudger.

Captain_Generic

Patriot Puller, I basically walk around naked 'bating and squirting my democracy juice all over the shop

krudler

El Weirdo wrote: »

Super hero's what?

Pedanto, pouncer on those who make grammatical errors :pac:

Nodin

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Patriot Puller, I basically walk around naked 'bating and squirting my democracy juice all over the shop

I knew ye when ye'd no arse in your trousers.

bonerm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Super hero's what?

being sued by DC comics for copyright infringement.

DrumSteve

I wanna be the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber.

The Caped Commando

Hi there.

I'm not sure if you're for real or taking the mick but the Real Life Super Hero / Extreme Altruism (X-Alt) movement is huge in American and big enough in the UK too. I've only gotten into it myself this year but I really think it's a good thing. I've been doing it around Dublin myself for the last while and I've gotten a generally positive reception. Don't get me wrong, I don't pretend to fight super villains or have supernatural powers but I have broken up a lot of fights and reduced anti social behavior.

One thing I will advise is that you can end up spending a lot of your own money on it between costume, equipment, transport etc. but I think of it as the same as charitable donation.

Thwip!

^^
Apt username

Full of win

goose2005

I suppose Facekicker will have to be invited as well.

Thwip!

And KickPuncher

squod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj7MQb6QseE

hallo dare

I want to be called EndaKenny, cos i'd love to fcuk sh1t up!

amacca

eco2live wrote: »

1. Name
2. Suit / clothing style
2. Power / Ability
3. Target / objective

I am the batman

batsuit

I am a multimillionaire with a gigantic intellect and access to the best high tech weaponry/gadgetry around and I was trained by the league of shadows a deadly group of assassins responsible for the rise and fall of corrupt civilisations throughout history

To rid Gotham of crime and in doing so honour the memory of my parents brutally slain years ago when I was a child

spankysue

I would be/am Spanky Sue
I shall wear a PVC Catsuit a la Catwoman style, the Michelle Pfeiffer one, not the stupid Halle Berry one.
Spanking is/will be my power
My objective is to help rid the world of evil beings like Kony, Kim Jong Un and Bono..... through spanking.

Bipolar Joe

When I was a kid, I bought a ninja outfit and some nunchucks from a mail order place. My goal was to be a superhero called Blackout and stop people from being bullies. After three nights of sitting around waiting for bad stuff to happen, I realised it was harder than it seems.

Ruu

I have some of my Mam's knitting needles, beach towels (for a cape of course) and some clothes pegs. I'm there!

This thread needs some padraiggggg (can't remember how many of the letter g after the name)

Thwip!

spankysue wrote: »

I would be/am Spanky Sue
I shall wear a PVC Catsuit a la Catwoman style, the Michelle Pfeiffer one, not the stupid Halle Berry one.
Spanking is/will be my power
My objective is to help rid the world of evil beings like Kony, Kim Jong Un and Bono..... through spanking.

*Awaits post from new Supervillain "The Masochist"

mattjack

spankysue wrote: »

I would be/am Spanky Sue
I shall wear a PVC Catsuit a la Catwoman style, the Michelle Pfeiffer one, not the stupid Halle Berry one.
Spanking is/will be my power
My objective is to help rid the world of evil beings like Kony, Kim Jong Un and Bono..... through spanking.

Promise....

Dyr

It is I... Kneecapper!!

and my trusty sidekick, Anklenipper

tritium

It is I, the Celtic judge!

I shall strike fear into the hearts of wrongdoers everywhere with my arsenal of suspended sentences and community service orders!

My only weakness is if someone discovers the source of my power, a mysterious oriental trinket known as "the pinshin pot"

crockholm

Behold......."The Gombeen"


Flat cap,cheap,ill-fitting suit

The ability to check into Leinster House 500 days a year and dissappear during vote time.

Goal...... Drink driving for all....YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY