Ingenius things that you think of

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Ok, so I'm training to be a genius like my hero, Michael Schofield.

So far, I have only thought of a few genius things - tell me what you think:

1) Chicken Burger and Crisp Sandwich

2)A chicken fillet burger. But instead of bread as the bun, you use two bits of chicken.

3) Bringing your own ketchup to restaurants.

4) Tongs for fridge pants. you know when you put your pants in the fridge and they come out too cold to touch but when you put them on they're really nice? Well I invented a set of tongs to help you take them out of the fridge. Its a spoon and a fork. And what you do is pick up the fridge pants and put them onto the fork and spoon then you can lift them out safely.

do you have any little time saver or neat tips that you use in day to day life?

RichieC

Kearns sausages and koka noodle combo meal... fu*king delish.

Latchy

Small dumbells are handy for keeping doors open on hot days or when a wet floor needs drying out quickly .

policarp

Hands free ass wiper..
Get someone else to do it...

deathrider

Micheal Schofield? How'd he break out of prison with a chicken burger?

Pompey Magnus

Danielle Abundant Neckerchief wrote: »

you know when you put your pants in the fridge and they come out too cold to touch but when you put them on they're really nice?

No, no I don't know that...please explain more.

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deathrider wrote: »

Micheal Schofield? How'd he get out of prison with a chicken burger?

He didn't, he used his genius. I'm trying to be a genius like him. So I thought of a chicken burger and crisp sandwich. pretty snassy no? do you think I could be a genius like him one day?

TeddyTedson

Reusing condoms

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Pompey Magnus wrote: »

No, no I don't know that...please explain more.

ok what kind of pants do you have? because its a little tricky for some kinds....

red menace

Danielle Abundant Neckerchief wrote: »

Ok, so I'm training to be a genius like my hero, Michael Schofield.

So far, I have only thought of a few genius things - tell me what you think:

1) Chicken Burger and Crisp Sandwich

2)A chicken fillet burger. But instead of bread as the bun, you use two bits of chicken.

3) Bringing your own ketchup to restaurants.

4) Tongs for fridge pants. you know when you put your pants in the fridge and they come out too cold to touch but when you put them on they're really nice? Well I invented a set of tongs to help you take them out of the fridge. Its a spoon and a fork. And what you do is pick up the fridge pants and put them onto the fork and spoon then you can lift them out safely.

do you have any little time saver or neat tips that you use in day to day life?

Called a doubledown KFC used to do em here in Canada, one was enough

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red menace wrote: »

Called a doubledown KFC used to do em here in Canada, one was enough

oh

well my other idea was to use two waffles instead of bread. Have KFC done that? Because I really want to be a genius like Michael Schofield

deathrider

Danielle Abundant Neckerchief wrote: »

He didn't, he used his genius. I'm trying to be a genius like him. So I thought of a chicken burger and crisp sandwich. pretty snassy no? do you think I could be a genius like him one day?

I think your next step sould be to get a chicken burger map tattooed on your back. Never know when you might need it.

red menace

Danielle Abundant Neckerchief wrote: »

oh

well my other idea was to use two waffles instead of bread. Have KFC done that? Because I really want to be a genius like Michael Schofield

Nope but IHOP do..

Fluorescence

I came up with detailed plans in my head to invent the wheel. Imagine my disgust and disappointment when I discovered someone had beaten me to it!

Actually, I wonder if anyone's patented the wheel. Could get some big money if they haven't....

WoollyRedHat

Going onto threads where people give up potentially viable ideas and steal them, muhwaaa. Hello sir, would like a patent with that?

eternal

Danielle Abundant Neckerchief wrote: »

He didn't, he used his genius. I'm trying to be a genius like him. So I thought of a chicken burger and crisp sandwich. pretty snassy no? do you think I could be a genius like him one day?

No and ........ am No

ilovesleep

Dont know about genius things but i can make you rich. Never had as much money until the imf came came to town.

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eternal wrote: »

No and ........ am No

Hi eternal,

why don't you think I could be a genius? Here is one of my other ideas.....

Its a moving van that is painted black and white and its called "mooooovers"

and the horn would say "mooooooooooooooooooove" instead of honk

liah

I want to set up a chain of drive-thru movie places across Europe, playing old horrror movies and cult classics or niche films with food served American '50s style with girls on rollerskates serving to cars.

I actually reckon it would work, too bad I'm poor and haven't a hope of actualizing it.

WoollyRedHat

Just do it in a garage then think bigger!

Aishae

a banana shaped box for a single banana. which is so specifically shaped that 50% of bananas wont fit in it. but shhh - we dont tell people that.

oh yeah..... thats been done:D

Saila

thats the guy from morning tv yeah, he's a grey asshat

deathrider

liah wrote: »

I want to set up a chain of drive-thru movie places across Europe, playing old horrror movies and cult classics or niche films with food served American '50s style with girls on rollerskates serving to cars.

I actually reckon it would work, too bad I'm poor and haven't a hope of actualizing it.

That's a fantastic idea. It's kinda taking Eddie Rockets to the extreme. I'd happily much down on a burger while watching fine young virgins getting sacrificed to Satan, and whatnot.

Console

- fish finger sandwich (actually saw it on that hairy bikers cooking program on channel 4 a few weeks ago :mad: .. one of them said there mam used to make it as a kid.. lies they stole it from me :P )

- Potatoes and fresh carrots steamed then both mashed along with butter. Its actually nice.

Im too lazy to think of anything else

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liah wrote: »

I want to set up a chain of drive-thru movie places across Europe, playing old horrror movies and cult classics or niche films with food served American '50s style with girls on rollerskates serving to cars.

I actually reckon it would work, too bad I'm poor and haven't a hope of actualizing it.

That's a magnificent idea. I would support that idea by going to every single venue you set up.

TheBunk1

An electric blanket mobile.....or....hamburger earmuffs!

liah

I especially want to start one in Amsterdam.

KINGVictor

Danielle Abundant Neckerchief wrote: »

Ok, so I'm training to be a genius like my hero, Michael Schofield.

So far, I have only thought of a few genius things - tell me what you think:

1) Chicken Burger and Crisp Sandwich

2)A chicken fillet burger. But instead of bread as the bun, you use two bits of chicken.

3) Bringing your own ketchup to restaurants.

4) Tongs for fridge pants. you know when you put your pants in the fridge and they come out too cold to touch but when you put them on they're really nice? Well I invented a set of tongs to help you take them out of the fridge. Its a spoon and a fork. And what you do is pick up the fridge pants and put them onto the fork and spoon then you can lift them out safely.

do you have any little time saver or neat tips that you use in day to day life?

Pfffff.... I'd rather be Jack Bauer.

I work in a fast paced environment, with cutting edge technological support but mostly I use my ingenuity to outwit my opponents.

Although most times I am not appreciated for my hard work and have to hide behind my shadows , I still get to get to kick A*S!! and most importantly unlike Scofield, I am still alive!

Console

deathrider wrote: »

That's a fantastic idea. It's kinda taking Eddie Rockets to the extreme. I'd happily much down on a burger while watching fine young virgins getting sacrificed to Satan, and whatnot.

Do one better. Only hire 16yo girls to be the waitresses on rollerblades and make them induldge in a live sex show.


what, too far?

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KINGVictor wrote: »

Pfffff.... I'd rather be Jack Bauer.

I work in a fast paced environment, with cutting edge technological support but mostly I use my ingenuity to outwit my opponents.

Although most times I am not appreciated for my hard work and have to hide behind my shadows , I still get to get to kick A*S!! and most importantly unlike Scofield, I am still alive!

Scofield's gonna break out of hell.

Degag

If i had a truly ingenious idea, i can assure you all i wouldn't be posting it here!

Amhran Nua

Deep water floating wind turbines, and I may be posting it in another forum before too long, as I haven't time to follow it up what with everything else going on.

Jesus Wept

http://img.listal.com/image/579457/600full-phillip-schofield.jpg

watna

If I was smarter I'd like to invent a hover spa. Basically it would be an individual sized hot tub that you would never need to get out of because it would hover. So you could sit in it and watch tv and then hover to the fridge to get some food and then hover back again or hover outside for a while. All the doors in my house would need to be widened but that could be arrange. The possibilities are endless!

cassid

Console wrote: »

- fish finger sandwich (actually saw it on that hairy bikers cooking program on channel 4 a few weeks ago :mad: .. one of them said there mam used to make it as a kid.. lies they stole it from me :P )

- Potatoes and fresh carrots steamed then both mashed along with butter. Its actually nice.

Im too lazy to think of anything else

Fish fingers sambo's are lovely, even better in buns, a bit of grilled cheese, tom,lettuce,grilled onion and mayo- yum yum- have been eating them for years, really filling and super quick to make

Jesus Wept

http://blocs.xtec.cat/classedelsinventors/files/2009/11/homer-edison1.jpg

liah wrote: »

I want to set up a chain of drive-thru movie places across Europe, playing old horrror movies and cult classics or niche films with food served American '50s style with girls on rollerskates serving to cars.

I actually reckon it would work, too bad I'm poor and haven't a hope of actualizing it.

Could get ruined by knacks.
That said, the drive in movies in the phoenix park were great,

Killer Pigeon

Build Nuclear Reactor deep underground not overground and far away from coast lines.

AnalogueKid

Hatebook, for those people who hate facebook. You can only "Foe" people, poke them in the eye and dislike stuff.

Nothingbetter2d

fluorescence wrote: »

I came up with detailed plans in my head to invent the wheel. Imagine my disgust and disappointment when I discovered someone had beaten me to it!

are you an indigenous Australian?

ABEasy

My genius idea was to become a pirate. Those Somali feckers are making a fortune from it. I reckon we could hit the ships on the English channel and only go for stuff we could sell on like fags and booze, we could sell the boat for scrap to the pavies and keep the crew as butlers or something like that. I'd obviously be the captian so I'd need a first mate and a few others and a boat of course.

Fluorescence

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

are you an indigenous Australian?

Shhhhhhhhh....

deathrider

Ok, so I was thinking today. You know those air fresheners that expell some nice smellies at regular intervilles to keep you house smelling like a potpourri shop? Well how about one shaped like Darth Vader's head? Every time is exhales a burst of fresh smellyness, it would make that classic Darth Vader breathing sound.

Pompey Magnus

deathrider wrote: »

Ok, so I was thinking today. You know those air fresheners that expell some nice smellies at regular intervilles to keep you house smelling like a potpourri shop? Well how about one shaped like Darth Vader's head? Every time is exhales a burst of fresh smellyness, it would make that classic Darth Vader breathing sound.

Or even better, instead of letting out a nice fresh smell it would instead release some form of poison gas so that, should someone be near it when it emitted the gas they would be overwhelmed.

To a person standing a safe distance away it would look like Darth Vader is after using the Force to choke his victim and chuckles would invariably ensue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8GEidaMMI

deathrider

Could work... But it wouldn't be too practical in covering up the smell of cat ****

mickdw

liah wrote: »

I want to set up a chain of drive-thru movie places across Europe, playing old horrror movies and cult classics or niche films with food served American '50s style with girls on rollerskates serving to cars.

I actually reckon it would work, too bad I'm poor and haven't a hope of actualizing it.

Didnt someone just set up a drive in movie facility in cork late last year. They have a take away type menu too but I think the specifics of your plan are better.
There is surely an opening for this is a major city. The costs involved wouldnt too outrageous either

Riddle101

A half empty bottle of 7up + a half empty bottle of Coca Cola = a full bottle of 7Cola. Not really ingenious though.

azezil

Yellow post-its, I invented those.

sellerbarry

An automatic dog walker for out the backgarden (just like a swingball with a little furry cat toy hanging just too far ahead to reach).Dogs are a bit mad so they would just chase it round and round. (just like greyhounds do). Simple really.:D