Birds annoying me every morning

shygal

HI boardsies:D

every morning without fail,2 blackbirds land on the very edge of my roof and start flapping about and cawwing.It drives me absolutely bonkers because it wakes me up every time.I get out of bed and open the window to look at them and that sometimes scares them away.however 5 mins later they come back and start doing it again:mad::mad:.eventually they leave but by then im wide awake:eek: (and cranky)

any help (ANY!) would be greatly appreciated to try to get them to stop coming to my house...thanks guys

Run_to_da_hills

Cat ftw.

Sonics2k

Blast. Piss. etc

kippy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q08uaFD1-IA

You'd have to make the t-shirt yourself though, the T-shirt is an integral part.

Saila

throw sammich's at them..always works

we'llallhavetea_old

you're a monster op.

pellet gun ftw

Ganymede Glow

Feckin birds again

MagicMarker

This happens to me too, and yes, those fúckers are loud!!

biko

Animals forum would probably have better advice but I suggest a bomb.

Just don't upset them, Angry Birds can be a PITA.

ronaneire

Two black birds ya say? Not racist are ya?

Wonder what you would be like with blue tits.

RichieC

At least they aren't singing in the dead of night.

sbsquarepants

Meh, i seen your username, then the title and assumed you were being pestered into some sort of lesbian orgy, or at least a pillow fight.
Fúck this, i'm off!

wurzlitzer

OMG

that is annoying...heart bleeds
Harmless wildlife keeping you awake so much worst than heavy traffic that starts at 6.30

Have you thought about buying a gun
You could open your window every morning and fire at the them...
OR
Invest in earplugs
much cheaper and there is no need for a licence

HoneyRyder

Ahh life, it's all relative isn't it. I bet there are significant numbers here who would only be too happy to have a few burds annoying them every morning

InTheTrees

You need an owl. Scares the crap out of birds, far more than a model of a human.

A plastic model of an owl you put outside as a scarecrow. Or scareblackbird...

http://www.amazon.com/Easy-Gardener-8001-Garden-Defense/dp/B000I1VHQM/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1300726875&sr=8-6

ejmaztec

ronaneire wrote: »

Two black birds ya say? Not racist are ya?

Wonder what you would be like with blue tits.

In need of a thermal bra.

RichieC

there's a loose slab on the road near me, when cars drive over it it's like a gunshot

Lapin

Put a stereo on the windowsill and play a random selection of Swedish Death Metal all night with the volume turned up full blast.

Guaranteed to keep the fcukers away.

ollie1

At least its the morning lately I have been noticing birds singing in the middle of the night when its pitch black..Wtf is that about?

HoneyRyder

What do you call a crazy blackbird?

A raven lunatic

Sorry. (My friend said Rihanna)

InTheTrees

ollie1 wrote: »

At least its the morning lately I have been noticing birds singing in the middle of the night when its pitch black..Wtf is that about?

its a warning

:eek:

conorhal

As a light sleeper, the dawn chorus can wreck my head, particularly during the summer months, it kicked off at 3:30 this morning. I know that the early bird gets the worm and all that, but this morning the early bird was really taking the piss. So tonight I'm going to tie a cat to the branches of the tree outside my window.....

RachaelVO

Mustard Gas!!!!!!!

pragmatic1

Used to have the same problem. Some birds built a nest just above my bedroom window, and every morning the little cnuts would chirp really loudly for about two hours. I hated those little fcukers so much. Would have murdered them with my bare hands if I got a chance.

Ev84

InTheTrees wrote: »

A plastic model of an owl you put outside as a scarecrow. Or scareblackbird...

Pffffffft.... Plastic owl. You need THIS badboy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdYc86AA8M0

InTheTrees

Ev84 wrote: »

Pffffffft.... Plastic owl. You need THIS badboy:

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

I love it!

Big Nasty

My bird keeps annoying me waking me up every morning looking for cock - I keep tellin' her it's only a p1ss horn!:mad::mad::mad:

wurzlitzer

Maybe she could build a nest on your morning wood

tricks

Just get up earlier

That way they won't wake you.

brokenhinge

You should get that book "To kill a mockingbird"

Haven't read it, but looks like it has some good advice on killing birds.

DUB777

Air rifle:)

Murilloinf

And I came, expecting you were talking about two 'Birds', oh well sad life.

wilson10

RichieC wrote: »

there's a loose slab on the road near me, when cars drive over it it's like a gunshot

There's you answer, Shygal, get a jemmy bar and loosen a slab on your road.

It'll sound like a gunshot and scare the crap outa them.

not yet

4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie.............yummy

Ev84

RichieC wrote: »

there's a loose slab on the road near me, when cars drive over it it's like a gunshot

Hidden gun stash?

ScumLord

Jesus send song birds to gently lull you from slumber with joyous song and you complain? Why do you throw gifts back in Jesuses face? You think Jesus is bitch?

Whatever you do don't attack crows. Crows are the devils birds and they will hold a grudge. They will literally try to make your life hell if you cross them.