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How many five year olds could Enda Kenny take on in a fight?

  • 21-03-2011 2:13am
    #1
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭


    In an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court.
    There are no weapons or foreign objects.
    Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin).
    The children are merciless and will show no fear.
    If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for Enda.

    How many five year olds could Enda Kenny take on in a fight? 4 votes

    None.
    0%
    1 - 4
    25%
    wurzlitzer 1 vote
    5 - 10
    25%
    strobe 1 vote
    11 - 15
    0%
    16 - 20
    25%
    Jesus Wept 1 vote
    21 - 25
    0%
    26 - 30
    0%
    31 - 35
    0%
    36+ (state how many)
    0%
    Blood is just red sweat.
    25%
    Numb.Muzik 1 vote


Comments

  • #2
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    IBT people that say in before the lock


    to answe your question - I'd say enda could take on a good 50 kids


  • #3
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    He was a school teacher, once...


  • #4
    Jesus Wept
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    16 - 20
    policarp wrote: »
    He was a school teacher, once...

    Presume this would stand to him...


  • #5
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    16 - 20
    Oranage2 wrote: »
    IBT people that say in before the lock


    to answe your question - I'd say enda could take on a good 50 kids

    It's not one by one of course, they can all attack at once.
    Reckon 50 would destroy him.


  • #6
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Depends, he stood in a corner and took them one or two at a time. He's survive for a good while. If he was in the middle and encircled but the kidlets, he'd only take about 10 before he's down.


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  • #7
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    16 - 20
    Seaneh wrote: »
    Depends, he stood in a corner and took them one or two at a time. He's survive for a good while. If he was in the middle and encircled but the kidlets, he'd only take about 10 before he's down.

    Down but not out...


  • #8
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    1473. Once he got into his stride he'd be fairly unstoppable. I imagine he'd have some kind of a system, it would be an organized slaughter with fatigue being his downfall


  • #9
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    16 - 20
    longshanks wrote: »
    1473. Once he got into his stride he'd be fairly unstoppable. I imagine he'd have some kind of a system, it would be an organized slaughter with fatigue being his downfall

    I'd take the under on that number. :p
    Easy monies.


  • #10
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    It's not the kids he has to worry about it's the wolves...


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