Best sounding Job Title

Waestrel

http://www.antarctica.ac.uk/employment/vacancies/job.php?JobID=604

this is Base Commander Waestrel - do you read?

Standard Toaster

Mars Rover Driver

http://marsandme.blogspot.com/

KeithM89_old

'Fuel Injection technician'

Well, its just the the kid who puts petrol in your car...

Bog

Bernie Peyton

Waestrel

KeithM89 wrote: »

'Fuel Injection technician'

Well, its just the the kid who puts petrol in your car...

But, in this case you are an actual base commander ....

UsernameInUse

Fit Female Celebrity Ass Inspector

Oranage2

Paedophile - or priest for short

masterbate

belly puller. You can sit at home for that one

easyeason3

Sandwich artist.
Translation: someone who butters two slices of bread even though you asked for no butter & flings some meat & salad into it. Wraps it up in clingfilm & throws it out over the counter at you whilst having a conversation with Mary about what her & her fella did over the weekend.

JerryHandbag

Boner. As in, "I work at a meat factory, as a boner"

Your wife could say "I woke up with a boner this morning"

http://www.careerplanner.com/DOT-Job-Descriptions/BONER-MEAT.cfm

UsernameInUse

Oranage2 wrote: »

Paedophile - or priest for short

Now now, that's disrespecting the paedophile.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

KeithM89 wrote: »

'Fuel Injection technician'

Well, its just the the kid who puts petrol in your car...

+1

I put this down on an application for a job and the (hot) interviewer asked me what this actually meant and she pissed herself laughing. Got the job too

Daegerty

Waestrel wrote: »

http://www.antarctica.ac.uk/employment/vacancies/job.php?JobID=604

this is Base Commander Waestrel - do you read?

Thx lad. I think I'll be applying for that one

KeithM89_old

And the winner for the worst?
'Fudge Packer'

Pighead

Sounds impressive at first glance alright but upon further inspection it's actually pretty underwhelming

The "Base" you're commanding is an island full of noisy squawking birds and seals. Your commanding would consist of cleaning seal and penguin shit and writing in your log book the varying consistencies of said shit. Nope, not for Pighead.

Dunjohn

My official title was "Goods Inwards Manager" back when I drove a forklift in the rain. I wasn't even manager-rank, that was just part of the job title.

Deus Ex Machina

Father Gabriele Amorth's job is to be Pope Benedict's head exorcist or "Caster-out of Demons". It's 2011 by the way.

masterbate

KeithM89 wrote: »

And the winner for the worst?
'Fudge Packer'

Tom Cruise is great at that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZTxOS5_9-Y&feature=related

Suryavarman

"Government Artist" is a very popular one these days.

Pighead

masterbate wrote: »

Tom Cruise is great at that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZTxOS5_9-Y&feature=related

What an absolutely disgusting username you've picked for yourself. Have you no shame?

It may seem funny now, but what about in five years time when you're twenty and want to talk about serious stuff like politics or home furnishings? How do you expect to be taken seriously when that day arrives? You haven't thought this one through pal.

Unpossible

President....no no, vice president,..no, junior vice president

Daegerty

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

It's 2011 by the way.

Thanks for reminding me

*adjusts clock*

Stained Class

KeithM89 wrote: »

'Fuel Injection technician'

Well, its just the the kid who puts petrol in your car...

Yeah, a bit like Vision Technician.













Window Cleaner.

Chaotic_Forces

Unpossible wrote: »

President....no no, vice president,..no, junior vice president

Either a technical supervisor or supervising technician.

Although, I suppose being the President of Africa would be good too; the only problem is if I'm overthrown and ending up being a hostess.

Unpossible

I think the last time someone created a thread like this I mentioned Tree Surgeon. I've actually seen someone in Tralee with this on the side of their van.

giggsy664

"Master of the Known Universe & All Shippification Services"


See last paragraph

masterbate

Pighead wrote: »

What an absolutely disgusting username you've picked for yourself. Have you no shame?

It may seem funny now, but what about in five years time when you're twenty and want to talk about serious stuff like politics or home furnishings? How do you expect to be taken seriously when that day arrives? You haven't thought this one through pal.

Sadly my twentys are nearly over. hmmm shame not really.
Everyone dose it really. Even when your married! Could get you out of trouble in irish politics. Could get you discount in furnisher place. 50% off for soiled coach!
I hear good things about you man.+

Cakes.

Muff Diving Instructor

ArtSmart

Pighead wrote: »

What an absolutely disgusting username you've picked for yourself. Have you no shame?

It may seem funny now, but what about in five years time when you're twenty and want to talk about serious stuff like politics or home furnishings? How do you expect to be taken seriously when that day arrives? You haven't thought this one through pal.

That's a bit rich.

I would have thought that most people know by now that the entire home furnishings area has lost all its potency and pathos these last few years.

mikemac

My first graduate job I thought I realy made it :cool:

Exchanging emails with all these Vice-Presidents. Foolish me thought the VP was a top person and the right hand man on of the President.

Only later did I see that in a corporation there are countless vice presidents
And above them are senior vice presidents :rolleyes:

Capt'n Midnight

Government Artist

- n. one who draws the dole

ArtSmart

Philanthropist

n. twat.

Chaotic_Forces

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Government Artist

- n. one who draws the dole

Or as I prefer to say "I write my name down once a week and earn 185 euro".

ArtSmart

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Or as I prefer to say "I write my name down once a week and earn 185 euro".

dude, you're been had.

should only be once a month.

Chaotic_Forces

ArtSmart wrote: »

dude, you're been had.

should only be once a month.

Five times a month. Once to sign on in the dole and once each week to collect in the post office.

Richard Dower

fluffer

masterbate

Richard Dower wrote: »

fluffer

Stopped using them. They use viagra

Super-Rush

Chicken Chaser.

brokenhinge

In my old job we had to categorize peoples jobs..

One of them was "Spiderman"

No, I never got anyone with that.. From what I hear it's a type of arachnologist.

Capt'n Midnight

Chicken Sexer

Twee.

Saw a sign once looking for a domestic engineer. Translation: Cleaner.

tallaghtmick

compuglobalhypermeganet junior vice president homer simpson speaking

edit for the nerds "supreme commander thor" while pointing out senator dickhead kinseys idiotic mistake:D

mikemac

Director of First Impressions

Receptionist

eternal

Unpossible wrote: »

I think the last time someone created a thread like this I mentioned Tree Surgeon. I've actually seen someone in Tralee with this on the side of their van.

This is a real job ,its well paid too and they have to train.
Plus the wages for that bird job are very high.You dont even need experience .

eternal

Chaotic_Forces wrote: »

Five times a month. Once to sign on in the dole and once each week to collect in the post office.

Why would you be boasting about being unemployed?

Chaotic_Forces

eternal wrote: »

Why would you be boasting about being unemployed?

...It's a job, I write my name, I get money; I work by signing my name.

Same reason you complain about Irish men I suppose. :rolleyes:

Metallitroll

Top Gun sounds good, but the reality that is US fighter pilot sounds ****.

upandcumming

Oranage2 wrote: »

Paedophile - or priest for short

Getting old this...

Fart

Pile-Driver Operator... eeeeeeeeew.

Nothingbetter2d

Job title: chicken sexer


Job Role: to sort male from female baby chickens to ensure the correct diet plan is applied

im invisible

cant find a clip on-line, but i remember watching the Weakest Link once, and at the start when they're stating thier occupations, one guy was a 'rocket scientist'. thought that was pretty cool