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dudara

For a bit of light humour, check out this ad for a wetsuit from eBay.

jor el

Great description.

Although I am not a bear, I, like a bear, do not p*ss in wetsuits.

Max Power1

great questions also :P

Q: Will you do a swap for my toenail clippings??? :-)
A: What kind of a deal is this? This reminds me of the time David Holder tried to swap his used knee pads for my new BMX helmet. Being nine I felt it was a good deal. It wasn't. My Dad told me off and enrolled me on a course... Continue reading
15 Mar, 2011 Q: What have you got against swans?
A: They have broken my arm on three separate occasions. Apparently they don't like to be ridden.
15 Mar, 2011 Q: Please could you tell me how you managed to teach your Bear to use a urinal? Mine just refuses Thanks
A: Honey on the cistern, either that or just ask him nicely in a gentle tone.
15 Mar, 2011 Q: other than the Beyonce-like flexibility, does this wetsuit bestow special powers upon it's wearer... levitation, bi-location, perfect pitch, anti-gravity, free entry to museums? i'd get by without most of the other... Continue reading
A: The new owner will adopt the ability to open jars, stroke cats and eat 3 bags of scampi fries without any significant breaks.
15 Mar, 2011 Q: Hello. I have some puppies I need to get rid of. I was going to get a hessian sack off ebay and toss them in the canal. My girlfriend says this is cruel, but to be honest she's not been very supportive since my release. I... Continue reading
A: I would not like to help you or endorse the murder of puppies. Can't you just dispose of them the usual way, you know by putting them on the end of a pole and dangling them over the edge of the alligator pit at Bristol... Continue reading

fitzcoff

take a look at the bids on this item now, it's at £11300!!!!