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sky plus box

  • 14-03-2011 12:21am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31


    okay dont give out to me for posting in the wrong forum but I have searched high and low for sky forums and found nothing!!

    my sky plus box suggested that i power it off because of an error on my planner, so i allowed it tp shut itself down and nearly an hour later still has not turned back on, does anyone know what i can do?? please help the newbie!:)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Press the on button???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭445279.ie




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Have you tried powering it on again?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Bin it!

    Paying every month for telly is for people who enjoy getting fleeced



    Free to air ftw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,633 ✭✭✭✭murpho999




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Have you tried powering it on again?

    Have you tried explaining to it what a tracker mortgage is?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    nicolle wrote: »
    okay dont give out to me for posting in the wrong forum

    I'm totally going to do that.

    Right after I eat this extra large box of cheesy whatsits.


    *nyom* *nyom* *nyom*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    of course i tried powering it on!! thanks for the input though ha! guess you are right i did not try hard enough thanks much!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Daegerty wrote: »
    Have you tried explaining to it what a tracker mortgage is?

    Are you drunk?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Moral of the story dont allow women to have the remote.

    :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    Moral of the story dont allow women to have the remote.

    :)

    ha cheek!! all i wanted to do was watch my recorded programs is that too much to ask :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    Unplug, leave unplugged for 5 mins, plug back in, turn on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    *nyom* *nyom* *nyom*

    With you in a second....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    nicolle wrote: »
    ha cheek!! all i wanted to do was watch my recorded programs is that too much to ask :(

    lol there gonna love you over at the Satellite forums shy plus wont turn on lol ah no im sorry im not trying be a bollox :P

    Plug it out plug back in and switch it on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    nicolle wrote: »
    ha cheek!! all i wanted to do was watch my recorded programs is that too much to ask :(

    You shouldn't be bothering your lil head with stuff like technology, pop into the kitchen and make your man a sammich and ask him to fix the Sky box.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    tried to power it off for few seconds what difference will 5 minutes make? and i can reset it properly because my switch to turn it back on is too far to reach when i have both hands on the darn box! what genius invented that solution!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Press the on button???

    Now I'm wondering has the OP an on button worth pressing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    TheZohan wrote: »
    You shouldn't be bothering your lil head with stuff like technology, pop into the kitchen and make your man a sammich and ask him to fix the Sky box.

    What if shes a lesbian no sky for nicolle :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    *nyom* *nyom* *nyom*

    Finished.

    Unplug it completely. Actually physically take the plug out and then back in.

    And then use the plug to smack TheZohan for being a sexist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    you guys really pick on women don't ye? thanks for the helpful comments anyway haha!!

    ps. agreed with anonoboy he has good solution!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    Are you drunk?

    No, just unfunny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    Bodhisopha wrote: »
    Unplug, leave unplugged for 5 mins, plug back in, turn on.
    Whats the logic behind leaving it five minutes? Sky boxes, and electrical appliances in general, have very little concept of time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    AgileMyth wrote: »
    Whats the logic behind leaving it five minutes? Sky boxes, and electrical appliances in general, have very little concept of time.

    They all have internal clocks. They keep track of time better than you do. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    They all have internal clocks. They keep track of time better than you do. :)
    Not when unplugged ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    AgileMyth wrote: »
    Sky boxes, and electrical appliances in general, have very little concept of time.
    Actually, i think youll find they do, otherwise how would they know when to record your show??? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    Okay. Plug it back in and turn it on now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    such intellectual conversation! :D sky box still not working after all the advice :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Ask George Hook


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    sky sucks!!!!!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    nicolle wrote: »
    such intellectual conversation! :D sky box still not working after all the advice :(

    Press 'rewind' on the sky remote til it goes back to a time when it worked.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Actually, i think youll find they do, otherwise how would they know when to record your show??? :pac:

    Yes, I pointed that out. That's for stealing my thunder Keith.
    Bodhisopha wrote: »
    Okay. Plug it back in and turn it on now.

    Not before you hit TheZohan with the plug.
    nicolle wrote: »
    such intellectual conversation! :D sky box still not working after all the advice :(

    Did you hit TheZohan with the plug?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Any lights on? Have you checked the cables aren't lose? Any scart leads are in properly? Have you tried plugging it into a different plug?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    nicolle wrote: »
    such intellectual conversation! :D sky box still not working after all the advice :(

    You are using the correct remote right......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    You haven't been Sky+'ing movies, have you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    You are using the correct remote right......

    uh gee I dont' know duh is it the remote with sky printed on it?? haha!

    tried the loose cables and stuff, tried to reboot it normally takes about 20 minutes to start back after reboot so fingers crossed it will work 10 minutes from now :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    nicolle wrote: »
    uh gee I dont' know duh is it the remote with sky printed on it?? haha!

    tried the loose cables and stuff, tried to reboot it normally takes about 20 minutes to start back after reboot so fingers crossed it will work 10 minutes from now :)

    20 minutes to start up.......... that sounds promising :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    yay it works again!! only problem now is my sky plus will not function! oh well! now these men that are making fun of me i'd like to have you know that I am smarter than any of you so bring it on :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    nicolle wrote: »
    yay it works again!! only problem now is my sky plus will not function! oh well! now these men that are making fun of me i'd like to have you know that I am smarter than any of you so bring it on :D

    If that was the case your sky + would be working and you would not be on here asking us for help :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    it was not my fault it stopped working might i add! but i will admit you may be slightly right! haha!! now it is back and there is nothing on tv! my choice is down to ghost or the cave what you think??:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    nicolle wrote: »
    it was not my fault it stopped working might i add! but i will admit you may be slightly right! haha!! now it is back and there is nothing on tv! my choice is down to ghost or the cave what you think??:D

    Well i know where great and all but unfortunatly we dont control whats on the tv just yet :D

    The cave?? i recommend babestation at this hour of the night always bit of fun on there so ive heard......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    The mods must be having nappypoo's if this is still here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭immature ejaculation


    Dont go into the cave!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    well thats not my cup of tea now have to say but thanks for the recommendation!! think ill watch something more in depth than some girl shaking her butt on tv!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    Dont go into the cave!

    why not bruce willis will be there mmmmm!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    nicolle wrote: »
    well thats not my cup of tea now have to say but thanks for the recommendation!! think ill watch something more in depth than some girl shaking her butt on tv!! :D


    Ahhhhh u turned it on an all!! :D :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    i did not but i just remember it from being curious once haha!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Have you tried turning it off and on again....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    nicolle wrote: »
    i did not but i just remember it from being curious once haha!!

    Do u often get ''curious'' ?? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 nicolle


    problem is solved keno 92 but thanks!!

    ha not really just that one time do you ever get curious and watch men shakin their butts on tv?? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    nicolle wrote: »
    problem is solved keno 92 but thanks!!

    ha not really just that one time do you ever get curious and watch men shakin their butts on tv?? :D

    Why would u be into that sort of thing if i did.........


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