What would you do if you had a clone?

stupidusername

Just watching Futurama, all about alternate universes bla bla bla.

got me thinking, if you had a clone of yourself living in the world with you, what would you do. what kinda things could you get up to?

i'm expecting great and original ideas here AHers.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I'd ride the arse off it...

MrStuffins

Probably spend the entire time thinking "Holy Sh*t.... what if I'M the clone?"

deathrider

Send it to work instead of me.

Irish Fire

Shoot the fcuker.... Jaysus another one of me on the planet, that's something the world could do without

Daegerty

2 girls


At the same time

Dozen Wicked Words

I would hook up with Scarlett Johansson and get off The Island.

squod

I'd make me a sammich

efb

Im with deathrider, it can get up at 6am and do the commute instead of me, Im sure though people will kop something when people find him easier to get on with (but pretend not to notice incase he has to go, and I come back)

FTGFOP

I wonder if these guys will post.

Spunge

Nalani Delicious Sunflower wrote: »

I'd ride the arse off it...

Is that gay or masturbation ?

stupidusername

Spunge wrote: »

Is that gay or masturbation ?

I believe that would be gayness.

Mr. Presentable

****-****

Also gonna vote sex

stupidusername

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

****-****

you mean you'd **** him, while he **** you?

:eek:

alwaysadub

Pity the poor thing!

Quiet you

I could finally reach the holy grail of giving myself head.

Star Bingo

even as caucasians seems a lot of us do here; such is the price of trying to fit in too hard.

or is that the in-breeding!

Latchy

Compare willys ..

Jumpy

Quiet you wrote: »

I could finally reach the holy grail of giving myself head.

Never understood that. Suuuure you have a mouth on your penis.






But you also have a penis in your mouth

Mr. Presentable

stupidusername wrote: »

you mean you'd **** him, while he **** you?

:eek:

He's a him? :eek:

deathrider

Spunge wrote: »

Is that gay or masturbation ?

Could even qualify as incest too.

EverEvolving

I would disguise it heavily and have it rob a bank while I sat somewhere in plain view of cctv so if any similarities were seen I would have an air tight aliby. I would then live happily ever after.

stupidusername

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

He's a him? :eek:

am, yeah. clone = exact copy.

tallaghtmick

in before everyone

blast him with piss

FTGFOP

Going from another thread on tonight, sex should take a backseat to tea/coffee. So I'd have him make me a cuppa, and then we'd see about other stuff.

It's actually genius, he'd be the first person to ever get it right.

tallaghtmick wrote: »

in before everyone

blast him with piss

There is no thread where that isn't a viable solution.

Mammanabammana

Give myself a blowjob whenever I wanted to. Also get one whenever I wanted one since my clone would, being my clone, ALSO be as agreeable.

SadieSue

I'm a twin so I kind of already have a clone.

Shryke

If it was an exact duplicate of me it wouldn't do a thing I say (maybe).

stupidusername

Mammanabammana wrote: »

Give myself a blowjob whenever I wanted to. Also get one whenever I wanted one since my clone would, being a clone, ALSO be as agreeable.

but does that not mean that you're agreeable to giving blowjobs?

Wolfe Tone

Kick the sh!t out of that bastard

tallaghtmick

so the whole id ride my twin thing.....considering as a man i wouldnt want my ass raped i assume my clone wouldnt aswell......a fight ensues and we are perfectly match.....therefore no anal rapeage possible.....being doubly frustrated possible "go halves on a rape charge":pac:

Mr. Presentable

stupidusername wrote: »

am, yeah. clone = exact copy.

But, but, I'm not assuming you are stupid.......................ms "username"

Captain_Generic

Deride him for his pathetic excuse for a penis

stupidusername

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

But, but, I'm not assuming you are stupid.......................ms "username"

what the frick are you talking about

FTGFOP

EverEvolving wrote: »

I would disguise it heavily and have it rob a bank while I sat somewhere in plain view of cctv so if any similarities were seen I would have an air tight aliby. I would then live happily ever after.

:eek: :cool: Nice.

Xivilai

Harvest his organs for sparesies

Mammanabammana

stupidusername wrote: »

but does that not mean that you're agreeable to giving blowjobs?

It does. Twould have been quite the oversight if I wasn't.

ShooterSF

I'd shoot him. I'd know as he thinks the exact same as me he'll try to kill me so I have to do it first and he'll be thinking the same :eek:

emeraldstar

MrStuffins wrote: »

Probably spend the entire time thinking "Holy Sh*t.... what if I'M the clone?"

Well unless you were cloned at a very young age, like in your first few months or so of life, then it'd be easy to tell as you'd be older than the clone...

Oranage2

I'd do a magic trick. I'd have 2 empty door and and 5 meters apart, I would go through one andget my clone to place a chicken behind the other one, so when I dissapear, five meters away a chicken appears through the other one!!

mconigol

Oranage2 wrote: »

I'd do a magic trick. I'd have 2 empty door and and 5 meters apart, I would go through one andget my clone to place a chicken behind the other one, so when I dissapear, five meters away a chicken appears through the other one!!

what?

WoollyRedHat

I'd clone the clone and have an army of clones.

Then who knows.

Redlion

Oranage2 wrote: »

I'd do a magic trick. I'd have 2 empty door and and 5 meters apart, I would go through one andget my clone to place a chicken behind the other one, so when I dissapear, five meters away a chicken appears through the other one!!

Or you could just get your clone to come out the second door

Screaminmidget

SadieSue wrote: »

I'm a twin so I kind of already have a clone.

Consider some of the stuff thats been suggested already in this thread,
THATS JUST SICK!!!

:P

opinion guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aRSpFSfo84

derfderf

Have a never ending session of pro evolution because i can't imagine my clone would be any more happy than me to leave it at a draw.

SadieSue

Screaminmidget wrote: »

Consider some of the stuff thats been suggested already in this thread,
THATS JUST SICK!!!

:P

AH is a filthy filthy place. :pac:

phill106

I too already have a twin Clone.
Im thinking now of framing him for a robbery, while i sit under a cctv camera wearing matching clothes.
When he gets arrested, he can say it was me, and I would say it was him.
With no way to prove who it was, they would have to let us both go.
WIN!

fabbydabby

I'd use the situation as inspiration for the screenplay for an hilarious feature film starring Andie Mc Dowell and Michael Keaton.

Dravokivich

I'd go out drinking with meself and claim I'm my own long lost twin....