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Why do men like lesbians when it's clear lesbians don't like us?

  • 11-03-2011 12:50am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    If I said they had a beautiful relationship, would they hold it against me. Great lyrics mangled, I know.

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    2 fannys fap fap fap


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    They're nice to look at


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Men don't really like lesbians.

    They only like porn star lesbos.

    Real life lesbos are ugly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Are you talking about yourself OP or men in general


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Well that's not specific enough really. Men like the sight of hot women doing stuff to each other's boobies and stuff that they (the men) would like to do to said hot women.

    Men tend not to fancy the likes of Norma out of Shameless though...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Any lesbians I've seen have never minded a guy getting involved.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Dudess wrote: »
    Men tend not to fancy the likes of Norma out of Shameless.

    Those men are called racists.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    That's crazy talk Starbelgrade. I've seen loads of films about it.

    The way it works is the pretty lesbians don't know about men but then they meet one and take him to bed and everyone is really happy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Men like lesbians because men like women.

    Simples.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    because a lot of straight guys love their own fantasy of lesbians, and actual lesbians resent that?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    lesbian is a gay woman


    what is the term for a gay man? is there one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    What men really like is hot women.

    If that be two or more hot women naked together at the same time, then all the more for it.

    If that be two or more ugly, fat ugly naked women together at the same time, then that doesn't really work for us.

    It's not necessarily lesbians, but more beautiful lesbians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    donfers wrote: »
    lesbian is a gay woman


    what is the term for a gay man? is there one?

    A gaybo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Links234 wrote: »
    because a lot of straight guys love their own fantasy of lesbians, and actual lesbians resent that?

    I resent all the women who have fantasies about me. And the gay man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Do women like gay guy porno like we like the lesbian stuff?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Maybe they like the smell of their breath :cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    if you were seducing a woman and she said "I am a lesb-ain't" - would that suggest "thundercats are go"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    A gaybo.

    And there's one for everybody in the audience.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Ditch


    Moist X'd


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Do women like gay guy porno like we like the lesbian stuff?

    not as many will admit to it, that's for sure although conversely some guys don't like lesbian porn and won't admit it for fear of being accused of having the gay

    i am not a huge fan of lesbian porn yet i don't have the gay


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    And there's one for everybody in the audience.

    That's what she said.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Do women like gay guy porno like we like the lesbian stuff?

    Not this woman :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    I do think some man on man stuff is hot, yes - especially if they're really alpha-male. Brokeback Mountain... /slides off seat

    The film Priest is hot too - the posh priest and the dude who's a bit ghetto... all kinds of taboo-smashing there. Hubba hubba!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    donfers wrote: »
    not as many will admit to it, that's for sure although conversely some guys don't like lesbian porn and won't admit it for fear of being accused of having the gay

    i am not a huge fan of lesbian porn yet i don't have the gay

    Hey now! We'll have none of that crazy talk in here!

    Next women will be coming in here saying they don't like makin sammitches, and then where'll we be.

    No, no. We'll stick to the script.

    You man like lesbo porn

    Me woman make sammitches

    Ahhh, that's better.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Do women like gay guy porno like we like the lesbian stuff?

    This is actually an interesting one. I know literally no women that have ever said they find the idea of gay men doing each other hot. In fact most of them would find the idea a massive turn off. But most men find the idea of women hooking up very hot. I wonder why such a difference? Any girls want to share any theories they have on it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade



    You man like lesbo porn

    Me woman make sammitches

    Ahhh, that's better.


    Make me a lesbo sandwich & then we're talkin'. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    hondasam wrote: »
    Are you talking about yourself OP or men in general

    In general, I like all pretty women...but I only love one.

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Make me a lesbo sandwich & then we're talkin'. ;)

    blonde and a brunette


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    stevejr wrote: »
    In general, I like all pretty women...but I only love one.

    Ghey! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    I've encountered lesbians (mainly the more butch masculine types who played the dominant role in the relationship) who were very hostile towards straight men. Whether they view us as a threat or think we try to interfere, i do not know. From personal experience, i would have a lot more time for gays than lesbians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    stevejr wrote: »
    In general, I like all pretty women...but I only love one.


    do you love only one at a time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    grenache wrote: »
    I've encountered lesbians (mainly the more butch masculine types who played the dominant role in the relationship) who were very hostile towards straight men. Whether they view us as a threat or think we try to interfere, i do not know. From personal experience, i would have a lot more time for gays than lesbians.

    That sounds pretty gay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Men like the idea that incidents in pornos and nightclubs are all just an act designed to amuse and grab our attention. We have little or no interest in 'real' lesbians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭zxcvbnm12


    fanny on fanny!!!! bonjour del boy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I just like to hang out with my lesbian friends because they are fun to hang with and I identify with them.
    There is no pressure or sexual tension, I can just hang out and just have fun without them harraging me for sex.
    Then we light our farts and talk about football and hot bitches.

    It's good times.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    grenache wrote: »
    I've encountered lesbians (mainly the more butch masculine types who played the dominant role in the relationship) who were very hostile towards straight men. Whether they view us as a threat or think we try to interfere, i do not know. From personal experience, i would have a lot more time for gays than lesbians.

    why do some of them try to look butch and masculine? isn't the whole point of lesbianism that they are attracted to females?

    are the butch ones trying to ensnare the vulnerable unsure about their sexuality types?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    amacachi wrote: »
    That sounds pretty gay.
    Ok :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    strobe wrote: »
    Ghey! :pac:

    Stop boldening my post, you post boldener.....:pac:

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭zxcvbnm12


    i justhink they are sad.they play around with dildos on each other.wud they rather a 7 or 8 inches of pure irish flesh inside them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 155 ✭✭Rhamiel


    Me: *Coming out of shower*
    Girlfriend: *Using my laptop*


    Girlfriend: "Can you do me a favour"

    Me:
    "eh.. ya what?"

    Girlfriend:
    "Could you delete your history before I go on your laptop in the future so that when I search 'hotmail' its doesnt suggest 'hot lesbians' "

    Me:
    "......................"


    true story :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    Id say its because

    1. they know most men only want to see them get off with another girl

    2.that makes them feel like objects

    3.which is what they hate because they want their relationship/love/sex life to be respected and not leered upon

    4. Thats how i felt when i was a lesbian

    5. Wait....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    zxcvbnm12 wrote: »
    i justhink they are sad.they play around with dildos on each other.wud they rather a 7 or 8 inches of pure irish flesh inside them

    where is all this Irish flesh you are talking about ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    zxcvbnm12 wrote: »
    i justhink they are sad.they play around with dildos on each other.wud they rather a 7 or 8 inches of pure irish flesh inside them

    They can get that if they want through the art of fisting.
    Rhamiel wrote: »
    Me: *Coming out of shower*
    Girlfriend: *Using my laptop*


    Girlfriend: "Can you do me a favour"

    Me:
    "eh.. ya what?"

    Girlfriend:
    "Could you delete your history before I go on your laptop in the future so that when I search 'hotmail' its doesnt suggest 'hot lesbians' "

    Me:
    "......................"


    true story :o

    It's your laptop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    hondasam wrote: »
    do you love only one at a time


    I hate rhetorical questions:pac:

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 155 ✭✭Rhamiel


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    It's your laptop.

    Yeah she was a a bit outta bounds alright :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,124 ✭✭✭Amhran Nua


    Its probably a cultural thing. Classical cultures like the Greeks used to celebrate the male form a lot more than we do, and even encouraged relationships between their soldiers as a form of bonding.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭brianthelion


    The Irishman had just arrieved in New York and he made his way into the nearest bar,He was trying to light his smoke and he turned to the blonde sitting beside him asking for a light,Well she rounded on him telling him that she did not like men and in fact that she was a lesbian,John says to her I,m sorry I just got in from Ireland and I don,t know what this lesbian means,so she looks around the bar and says do you see that beautiful woman in the red dress,Well I would love to go over and rip that dress off her and kiss her body all over and the Irishman was clapping and said oh **** I must be a lesbian as well


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Ditch


    Dudess wrote: »
    /slides off seat


    That did it for me! Slippery When Wet .....

    :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Alot of people like what they cant have maybe???

    Ive had my experiences with lesbians and ya course i know there not all the same but any i have known or met or talked to where dangerous bitchs.

    I would have more time for gay men then women they tend to have more respect and i dunno weather its just an Irish thing but if you ever been in a gay bar in Dublin ffs nothing and i mean NOTHING sexy comes or goes in there!!

    And before any yous comment i had friends who are lesbians hence reason i was in gay bars :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Daegerty wrote: »
    They're nice to look at

    not all of them are.... there is some horrid butch looking ones out there too


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