Severed arm found on Dollymount beach

WalterMitty

http://www.herald.ie/national-news/city-news/gardai-left-baffled-after-severed-arm-found-on-the-beach-2571826.html

WalterMitty

Reminded me of this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Northwest_human_foot_discoveries

Looks like Dexter may be in trouble!

zuroph

Dexters getting sloppy.

Degsy

It belongs to an IRA man i've just heard.














He was told to give up his arms.

Degsy

The location of the find -- washed up on the Northside beach -- poses more questions that it answers. It was found by a man out walking his dog.

Thats how all dead bodies and big shipments are found..if criminals want to ply thier trade in peace they should start a purge of dogs and thier fcucking walkers.

henryporter

Maybe it belonged to the chap who lost his in Smithfield to a slash-hook attack

Degsy

Somebody who got the elbow from thier job?

The Hill Billy

He may have got the elbow, but it was the guy with the dog who got the cold shoulder.

wheres me jumpa

Typical Irish male, loses his arm, refuses to go to the doctor. "Ah no its grand, honestly, I'll run it off".

Captain Chaos

Walking the dog, hey.

More like dogging, why else would anyone be a Dollymount at this time of year. There is a nice big park right next to it to go and walk the dog.

WalterMitty

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Walking the dog, hey.

More like dogging, why else would anyone be a Dollymount at this time of year. There is a nice big park right next to it to go and walk the dog.

because it has lovely views over dublin bay , dogs can swim in sea etc.

Tahuti

I'd give me right arm to know what the story is here.

GerardKeating

Captain Chaos wrote: »

Walking the dog, hey.

More like dogging, why else would anyone be a Dollymount at this time of year. There is a nice big park right next to it to go and walk the dog.

Are you allowed to let the dogs off the lead in the Park any more ?

Humans eh!

GerardKeating wrote: »

Are you allowed to let the dogs off the lead in the Park any more ?

They must be kept within arms length...:pac:

Fighting Irish

The 1st page on this thread is like watching an episode of glee, fooking cringe fest!

RMD

Fighting Irish wrote: »

The 1st page on this thread is like watching an episode of glee, fooking cringe fest!

Says the guy who spells fuck with 2 o's. :pac:

Fighting Irish

RMD wrote: »

Says the guy who spells fuck with 2 o's. :pac:

Because of the **** rules on this forum

Degsy

I wonder will there be an arr-wrists?

Ste-

I hear it was "arm"less.

true

gardai are getting a hand with their enquiries ? ( sick ).

nxbyveromdwjpg

The culprits definitely out of reach at this stage

irelandspurs

I wonder who the gardai will point the finger at?

marty1985

I've got to hand it to you guys, this is the thread of the day, hands down.

HellFireClub

This is a very serious matter folks, the Garda Commissioner has put armed Gardai on the case...

Degsy

The guards knew this was goingto happen..they said "Forewarned is forearmed".

Hermy

Gardai from Cuff Street I believe!

Leftyflip

Have they ID'd who it belongs to? I'd imagine that'd be rather handy...

HellFireClub

A fisherman has come forward to say that he saw the arm floating on the water when he was out fishing for muscles... :D:D

marty1985

Yes, I went down to Dollymount today, thought I'd muscle in on the investigation.

I heard someone say "Whoever the victim is, he's obviously armless." I said, "Someone ripped his f*cking arm off for a reason, he mightn't be the angel you think he is."

The Hill Billy

This is a very humerus thread.

marty1985

Do we really have the resources available to the Gardai to investigate this fully? I think this investigation could cost an arm and a leg.

dfx-

Degsy wrote: »

Thats how all dead bodies and big shipments are found..if criminals want to ply thier trade in peace they should start a purge of dogs and thier fcucking walkers.

I'm staggered that bodies, weapons, evidence are still left behind in parks or woods or beaches, it'll be 10 minutes before a dogwalker finds them.

RandolphEsq

marty1985 wrote: »

Do we really have the resources available to the Gardai to investigate this fully? I think this investigation could cost an arm and a leg.

I hear they are even bringing in the army!

Degsy

The guards can find the culprits..bicep-arating those with alibis from those without..the obvious choice would be a former armed robber.
On the other hand it wouldnt be fair to point the finger at somebody without criminal tendon-cies.

I'll go out on a limb here and say the army and the guards should shoulder equal responsibilty and not palm it off on each other..otherwise they'll end up stumped.

Carroller16

The gardai should get the finger out and nail down the suspect

Zombienosh

good to see the gardai taking a hands on approach.

david75

gardai are havin trouble getting to grips with the situation..the fact of the matter is this kind of investigation is beyond their grasp.

adamski8

they're saying the evidence clearly points to one thing but they'll need a hand to piece it all together

RandolphEsq

Degsy wrote: »

The guards can find the culprits..bicep-arating those with alibis from those without..the obvious choice would be a former armed robber.
On the other hand it wouldnt be fair to point the finger at somebody without criminal tendon-cies.

I'll go out on a limb here and say the army and the guards should shoulder equal responsibilty and not palm it off on each other..otherwise they'll end up stumped.

I imagine you required a lie down after coming up with that, effectively you just summed up the thread thus far

marty1985

Body parts on the beach, I mean, seriously, this is bad. Jokes aside, I'm surprised people aren't up in arms about this. Crime really is getting out of hand.

s3129

will somebody please think of the dogs.
scarred for life.

this one in particular obviously bit off more than he could chew when going for a walk on dollymount beach ...

marty1985

Probably found it easily. It must have stuck out like a sore thumb.

DeVore

RandolphEsq wrote: »

I hear they are even bringing in the army!

Jeez, that would be strong-arm tactics, no?

DeV.

DeVore

Gardai are confused.... the left hand doesnt know what the right hand is doing!



(ill get me coat).

DeV.

marty1985

They're calling in the army to help with a severed arm found on a beach?

But those guys never lift a finger.

Degsy

marty1985 wrote: »

They're calling in the army to help with a severed arm found on a beach?

But those guys never lift a finger.

Yeah,you socket to them!

All joking aside,its one less armed criminal to worry about...i hope the guards knuckle down and catch the perpetrators of this handywork.

Nodster

I wonder if the Gardai have checked any of the local secondhand shops?

marty1985

I hope they catch the guy responsible and the judge will hand down a heavy sentence. More than a rap on the knuckles.

Tahuti

marty1985 wrote: »

I hope they catch the guy responsible and the judge will hand down a heavy sentence. More than a rap on the knuckles.

I fear it'll only be a slap on the wrist.

marty1985

Only a slap on the wrist? But the guy is armed and dangerous!