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Nasty incident at theatre last night..

  • 10-03-2011 12:17pm
    #1
    Boy George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭


    Me and my bro went to the cinema last night to catch the new Jason Statham flick.

    Unfortunately, just before the flick started, I had knocked back a whole lot of diet 7-up, as I'm just a fiend for that stuff.

    Anyways, the upshot of this was, that by the end of the flick, I felt like my bladder was going to explode, and seems as I was a good few rows deep, I diidn't want to be a nuisance and barge in and out.

    So, when the final credits began to roll, just before the lights come on - you know, when everyone's about to get out of the their seat and leave - quick as flash, I lept up, to avoid the ensuing ques.

    Just as I was leaping out of my seat, I somehow managed to jam the corner of my armrest under my knee cap.

    I nearly blacked out from the pain.
    But, probably more unfortunately, I then noticed, the pressure was no longer present on my bladder.

    Just back from the hospital now, after waiting God-knows-how-long for a doc to give me the all clear.

    What a sucky night

    (true story)


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