What your balls,Women and their swinging arms

Inbox

WTF like,walking through town and trying to overtake women but I can't because the swing their arms out at 45 degree angle.Can you not keep your arms down by your side,you are not on a bleeding tightrope.why do you swing your arms so wide and try to wak me in the balls :mad:

chin_grin

That's their reaction to: Creepy-guy-walking-too-close-and-trying-to-sniff-my-hair.

seamus

If you're getting hit in the balls by someone's swinging arm, then you must be one of those bastards who breathes down my neck when standing in a queue or walks so close as to stand on the back of my shoes.

Admit it, you do this intentionally in the hope that someday some girl will turn to you and tell you that she likes what she felt.

hardCopy

Stop teabagging their arms - creep

Duggy747

Oooh, man up!!























and steal their bras!

biko

Which town?

stovelid

Try to avoid stalking gorillas.

sunflower27

I swing my arms to keep male joggers that don't wear deodorant at bay. The whiff of that makes me sick!!!!

Eever

Women swinging their arms doesn't bother me, though I am a woman and therefore have no balls to worry about.

What does annoy me is men with these big golf umbrellas in the middle of Dublin City Centre. They have the umbrella closed and they hold it by the middle so the pointy end is directed at the people behind them. Then they swing their arms, essentially making a stabbing motion with the pointy end of their umbrella at the person behind.

smk89

Do the creep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

dolphin city

well the sight of women swinging their arms is a lot better than the usual sight of men dragging their knuckles on the ground. :rolleyes:

Eever

I just walked across the office there (I am dong some work, I swear!) and discovered that I do swing my arms a bit, but if someone was close enough to me to get hit in the balls then they'd have to be some sort of creepy perv that deserves a whack in the balls.

TouchingVirus

biko wrote: »

Which town?

Standard AH is standard :P

OP do you indicate when overtaking? Check your mirrors?

I just walk past people myself.

smokedeels

This has never actually happened has it, it's a fictional scenario that you like to imagine takes place regularly.

Dermighty

sunflower27 wrote: »

I swing my arms to keep male joggers that don't wear deodorant at bay. The whiff of that makes me sick!!!!

Who the f*ck wears deodorant before they exercise?!

Fluorescence

Dermighty wrote: »

Who the f*ck wears deodorant before they exercise?!

Anti-antiperspirants are a GOOD thing. Use them.

Dermighty

fluorescence wrote: »

Anti-antiperspirants are a GOOD thing. Use them.

Yeah...and using an antiperspirant before you go out and run...which makes you sweat...whoever has a problem sweating/smelling while they're running is a freak.

Taking a shower after exercise then using deodorant is essential (for me) as you're body will keep generating heat and sweating after exercise the deodorant does it's job when you're at work or sitting down or whatever and you don't want to be soaked in sweat or smelling like you ran a marathon.

sunflower27

Dermighty wrote: »

Who the f*ck wears deodorant before they exercise?!

You again.... poooooooweeeeeeee!

Inbox

A lot of ya mustn't live in very busy places,when in a hurry you just try walking across O'Connell bridge in Dublin,it's a tight squeeze past normal swingers as it is.

28064212

fluorescence wrote: »

Anti-antiperspirants are a GOOD thing. Use them.

Not before exercising they're not

If you use antiperspirant it clogs up your pores. If you clog up your pores you’re gonna sweat elsewhere, on your tongue, under your ears, on the forehead. And, if you block all those areas with antiperspirant, you’re gonna get a breath problem. And that’s just… that’s fact, that’s scientific fact. And if you block up everything, well then you’re gonna sweat inside and get cancer.

Witchie

I have to admit I am culprit of this.....great way to get a sneaky wee feel dontcha know.

davoxx

OP, where did this happen?

I noticed this too on O'Connell street .. but i wrote it down to their residual memory of holding all those shopping bags.

Ev84

fluorescence wrote: »

Anti-antiperspirants are a GOOD thing. Use them.

Anti-antiperspirants? So instead of preventing perspiration they induce it? Or prevent anti-perspirants from being applied?

This is a GOOD thing why

chillywilly

biko wrote: »

Which town?

Deep down, You know the answer

EDIT: the big 2000th post :P

Fluorescence

Ev84 wrote: »

Anti-antiperspirants? So instead of preventing perspiration they induce it? Or prevent anti-perspirants from being applied?

This is a GOOD thing why

I didn't even notice that :pac:. That's what using spell-check without paying attention will do to you I suppose :P

fakearms123

Never happened to me, its obvious you get more enjoyment out than the women who hit your balls!

this is arse

it's always overweight women swing their arms, it's to keep balance

shrewd

this is arse wrote: »

it's always overweight women swing their arms, it's to keep balance

and people carrying a load, for example a shopping bag, in one hand

this is arse

shrewd wrote: »

and people carrying a load, for example a shopping bag, in one hand

plus those crafty women trying to cop a feel off your balls

funk-you

biko wrote: »

Which town?

In the context of this thread does it really matter or has this just become a Boards meme?

-Funk

Lumen

Dermighty wrote: »

Who the f*ck wears deodorant before they exercise?!

Who the f*ck puts on body spray before they swim in a pool?

F'cking loads of people, that's who.

It forms a sort of haze above the water. Completely vile.

People are stupid. I'm staying in my cave.

Anyway, I thought arm-swinging women was a country thing.

OutlawPete

I hate stealth walkers.

Patrick47

Ha, i can picture the walk now and all.
Funny.

I've seen alot of flambouyant homosexuals walk this way also.

biko

funk-you wrote: »

In the context of this thread does it really matter or has this just become a Boards meme?

-Funk

Just a boards meme

lecker Hendl

I had a back swinging hand grope my bum yesterday. I can only hope it was a lady that did it. I feel so cheap and used now. I need a shower, and a nail brush. Don't touch me...you animal!