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Guardai are hypocrites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 09-03-2011 2:26pm
    #1
    Joebits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭


    If legislation says that we need our pooper scoopers to scoop up our dogs poop from the footpath(otherwise a fine), then surely it should say something about Guardai's Horses Sh**ing all over Grafton Street's street?

    Plus the fine should be x5 because the poo is 5 times bigger! Depending on the poo that is. sometimes it may be 10 times bigger.

    hypocrites?


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  • #2
    234
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,529 ✭✭✭234


    You do know that gardai don't make the law? How can they be hypocrites if they have no say in the rule making?


  • #3
    MagicSean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    I think you need more exclamation marks


  • #4
    source
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭source


    Also I have never, nor have I ever seen a Garda giving a ticket for not scooping the poop, this usually comes from litter wardens.

    Seeing as the poop is 5 times bigger, and you want fines to be 5 times bigger, I think you need 5 times the exclamation points to balance your argument out.


  • #5
    TheVoodoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭TheVoodoo


    Horse waste is not a bio-hazard. Dog waste is, due to the fact that the diet of dogs is that of an omnivore.

    Multiple threads already on this.


  • #6
    boost creep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭boost creep


    i've lost count at how many times i've seen the 'rozzers' driving around while not wearing a seat belt, and on the phone at the same time!
    now i know what they will tell us, 'oh we need to be able to get out of the car quickly to respond to a situation so undoing the seatbelt could waste valuable time', will the uniform stop them flying through the windscreen in a collision?
    'and i'm on the phone discussing urgent police matters', you have radios for that you hypocritical a$$holes...


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  • #7
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • #8
    source
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭source


    boost creep wrote: »
    i've lost count at how many times i've seen the 'rozzers' driving around while not wearing a seat belt, and on the phone at the same time!
    now i know what they will tell us, 'oh we need to be able to get out of the car quickly to respond to a situation so undoing the seatbelt could waste valuable time', will the uniform stop them flying through the windscreen in a collision?
    'and i'm on the phone discussing urgent police matters', you have radios for that you hypocritical a$$holes...

    Yawn:

    Link


  • #9
    Joebits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭Joebits


    234 wrote: »
    You do know that gardai don't make the law? How can they be hypocrites if they have no say in the rule making?

    Cuz they are the law. They should suggest it as a new legislation or at least put those horse pooper catchers on there butts?
    k_mac wrote: »
    I think you need more exclamation marks

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    TheVoodoo wrote: »
    Horse waste is not a bio-hazard. Dog waste is, due to the fact that the diet of dogs is that of an omnivore.

    Multiple threads already on this.

    Bull sh**! Poo is poo...
    boost creep wrote: »
    you have radios for that you hypocritical a$$holes...

    like!
    Obaraten wrote: »
    did you take your anger out at the horse,it was the horse that committed the offence after all not the gardai

    Yeh I kicked the Horse up the arse!
    You're basically saying that Army helicopters aren't in the army. They were built and designed to be in the army. Same sh**! Tomayto, tomato...


  • #10
    source
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭source


    Joebits wrote: »
    Cuz they are the law. They should suggest it as a new legislation or at least put those horse pooper catchers on there butts?

    Nope An Garda Síochána are enforcers of the law, not as you put it "the law".

    Joebits wrote:
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thanks

    Joebits wrote:
    Bull sh**! Poo is poo...

    While poo as you put it, may be poo, They all don't carry the same bacteria. Dogs are known to have poo which contain bacteria which can be dangerous to humans, babies especially, who will not know not to ingest it. It's science....look it up

    http://www.dogpoopdiet.com/canine-feces-humans/

    versus

    http://www.ehow.com/facts_5687115_horse-manure-inhalation-health-risks.html
    Joebits wrote:
    like!

    Not surprised you liked that post to be honest.

    Joebits wrote:
    Yeh I kicked the Horse up the arse!
    You're basically saying that Army helicopters aren't in the army. They were built and designed to be in the army. Same sh**! Tomayto, tomato...

    In fairness to you here, while you explain it poorly, as far as I'm aware, Garda horses like horses in police forces the world over are honourary members, so technically Gardai did cause the mess. Only it was Garda Shergar and Garda Beef or Salmon, instead of Garda Smith or Garda Jones.

    I would love to sit by and watch you kick a horse up the arse. They're not known to be pleasant creatures when approached from behind.


  • #11
    source
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭source


    Also I don't mean to be pedantic here (actually I do) but it's GARDAI not guardai. GARDA is written on every patrol car/van/jeep/station/uniform jacket/fleece in the country. A lot of people see it dozens of times a day and still can't spell it.

    Sorry but this just grinds my gears.


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  • #12
    Joebits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 314 ✭✭Joebits


    foinse wrote: »
    Also I don't mean to be pedantic here (actually I do) but it's GARDAI not guardai. GARDA is written on every patrol car/van/jeep/station/uniform jacket/fleece in the country. A lot of people see it dozens of times a day and still can't spell it.

    Sorry but this just grinds my gears.

    GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA GARDA


  • #13
    source
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭source


    wow, mature.:rolleyes:


  • #14
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Final thoughts on this trainwreck of a thread before I close it?


  • #15
    tricky D
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


    It's horse ****, but not too harmful.


  • #16
    mcgarrett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭mcgarrett


    Believe it or not when this happens the Corpo are contacted and they arrive to remove the pile.
    Who knows, It may even end up in the flowerbeds in stephens green.


  • #17
    stevecrow74
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭stevecrow74


    :D in before the lock!!


  • #18
    MagicSean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    **** happens.


  • #19
    bitter_lemon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 433 ✭✭bitter_lemon


    ****shix!

    its actually legal for humans to have a poo on the streets as it could cause toxic harm if kept in.

    but i do wonder about this. the carraiges have poo bags. they need poo bags!


  • #20
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Joebits wrote: »
    If legislation says that we need our pooper scoopers to scoop up our dogs poop from the footpath(otherwise a fine), then surely it should say something about Guardai's Horses Sh**ing all over Grafton Street's street?

    Plus the fine should be x5 because the poo is 5 times bigger! Depending on the poo that is. sometimes it may be 10 times bigger.

    hypocrites?

    What makes you think those gardai are in control of the horses? Those horses belong on some ancient battlefield, pulling some unfortunate general to his honourable, if unwanted, death. My pet theory is that the horses are in charge and the gardai are simply going along in fear of what the horses will do to their families if they get off. Those horses can defecate wherever they want, just for the love of god don't anger them. Those horses know where you live.

    Also, shouldn't this be in the Emergency Services forum for extra fun?


  • #21
    DOC09UNAM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    I've never seen you so official Oisin.

    RAWR!


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  • #22
    RandolphEsq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭RandolphEsq


    Joebits, I would love to feed you a sandwich of the horsesh1t that apparently consumes Grafton Street. #sillypost


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