What's in the boot of your car right now ?

reptile man

anything strange or illegal?

El Guapo!

Maddie























:eek:

Fluorescence

This. :cool:

TheZohanS

Ted Danson.

cml387

Yo Yo Ma


(Am I doing it right?)

deathrider

This thread makes me wish I had a car...

bonerm

Dean09 wrote: »

Maddie

Liar. Maddie's in my cars.

Mint Sauce

Currently empty. If you had asked me this time last week there was various tools, and a trackside bike pump.

Funkfield

1 x spare tyre.
1 x jack.
1 x jerrycan.
1 x dead hooker.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Rape kit and shovel.

Keogg

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/webimage/nlep_19_02_11_p02cash1_1_3097216!image/4290095252.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/4290095252.jpg

theteal

A tie. . .a clothes hanger. . .and. . .eh . . .a snorkelling kit???????(just in case)

paddydriver

Computer kit worth about €50k... now can you guess where I live before I get rid of it tomorrow:D

Would make at least €5k on ebay.

whiteboy

golf things

Chris P. Bacon

A bag of lime and a shovel.

Sonics2k

Zombie Survival Kit x 1
Rape kit x 1
Zombie Rape Survival Kit x 1

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Spare wheel
First Aid Kit
Torch
Car breakdown Kit
Camping stove with gas cannisters
Various Work items
10 litres of water
1 litre of oil
Emergency rations....noodles etc
Lighter
Rain gear
Gloves
Rohipnol..headache tablets.
Atari Jaguar

sagat2

Stuart Townsend and Shergar.

Absurdum

a bag of cocaine

horseplay

A boot

A 24 box of Sol with 3 or 4 bottles left
at least 2 coats
golf shoes
golf trolley
pair of shoes
few empty bottles of lucozade, water, 7up etc
empty bottle of two of vodka
can of carb cleaner
obd2 code reader
jump leads
warning triangle
tool kit
random odd socks
loads of random bits of paper and pages
A few books
Fire extinguisher
old map
few hangers
spare wheel
An odd wrapper from a bar or packet of sweets etc

I'm sure there is more but I cant remember, I tend to throw a lot of stuff into the boot and forget about it :pac:

EverEvolving

Abdiel Delightful Teacher wrote: »

Rape kit and shovel.

Larry - where you been hiding?

Victor Meldrew

Richie Cranium wrote: »

A bag of lime and a shovel.

A tarp and a rope. and a bale of briquettes. Best we not get pissed at the same person...

During snow I was carying a shovel too.....

Nothing, new car :cool:


Actually no wait ,I remember I dumped a load of stuff from the old one in it
few books and papers I think

trout

right now there's a terrible honk of mildew in the boot of my car ... may be milk related

mojopolo

Barbara Scrawny Sailor wrote: »

A 24 box of Sol with 3 or 4 bottles left
at least 2 coats
golf shoes
golf trolley
pair of shoes
few empty bottles of lucozade, water, 7up etc
empty bottle of two of vodka
can of carb cleaner
obd2 code reader
jump leads
warning triangle
tool kit
random odd socks
loads of random bits of paper and pages
A few books
Fire extinguisher
old map
few hangers
spare wheel
An odd wrapper from a bar or packet of sweets etc

I'm sure there is more but I cant remember, I tend to throw a lot of stuff into the boot and forget about it :pac:

That's not a boot - its a shed (I've one too:rolleyes:)


plus football kit for 3 kids soccer teams
rancid training kit
football boots
trainers
extra booster seat
lots of coats and jackets (just in case)
.......

Rubberlegs

A crowbar, pair of orange converse, a wonky umbrella, a shoebox full of kids videos, bag of old kids books, spare booster seat, raincoat, old bath towel. Thats just what I can remember:o

Faith+1

Homer Simpson and a mobile phone.

Mike 1972

A large collection of Maps/Road Atlases (fuk knows why I still keep them there since I have a satnav) B&B Listings books for NI and RoI, A first aid kid, A torch and A bag with a change of clothes, Shower Gel, Condoms and assorted sundries in case I either
1) Break down
2) Get lucky
While away from home and wind up staying somewhere overnight

Could also come handy in the event of suddenly contracting explosive diarrhoea

sagat2 wrote: »

Stuart Townsend and Shergar.

Does that not start to smell a bit funny at this stage ?

mojopolo

mojopolo wrote: »

That's not a boot - its a shed (I've one too:rolleyes:)


.......

Basically I do treat it like a shed, I think it mostly stems from driving up home at weekends. I throw stuff in and say "Oh I might need that up home" then heading back "Oh I might need that during the week" eventually loads of stuff just gets left in the boot.

For Forks Sake

Larry Murphy

Dangerous Man

The body of a skinny car trying to get out. I don't own a car.

Dangerous Man

Hmm... looking over these respones - there are an awful lot of rapists here on boards.

JerryHandbag

Sleeping bag, pair of wellies, jumpleads and a bag of empty beer bottles that I'm too lazy to dump.

Where To

a 4stone bag of spuds that aren't mine:eek:

Senna

My boots handle is broken, so what ever i left in there 4 months ago.

Ev84

Dean09 wrote: »

Maddie

I know this is AH but if you're on about about Madeline mcCann that's pretty low. I don't find it funny at all. That's just f**kin' lousy man :mad:

Senna

Ev84 wrote: »

I know this is AH but if you're on about about Madeline mcCann that's pretty low. I don't find it funny at all. That's just f**kin' lousy man :mad:

I know, ya'd think he'd want to give her back, the smell must be terrible by now.

Nuggles

Two cans of cider, that are so rattled, I'm beginning to worry if they'll explode
An umbrella
A jack
Febreze
Loose change

Chuck Stone

skull fragments.

sdanseo

TL;DR answer: corpses, whiskey and 456 €50 notes.

Jacket
Jerry Can with 5L Petrol
Toolbox with:
=>Proper toolkit
=>Jump Leads
=>Jack
=>Gloves
=>Hi-Vis
=>Dusters

In the 2 cubby holes:
=>Upholstery Cleaner
=>Dash Cleaner
=>Microfibre Cloth

Underneath:
=>Warning Triangle
=>Wheel Wrench (i think/hope)
=>Spare Wheel

Glovebox:
=>Ice scraper
=>Wipes
=>Cloth
=>CDs and other nonsense
=>Remote for stereo
=>Torch
=>Hi Vis #2
=>Baseball Cap for the sun

Door Pocket:
=>Emergency Hammer
=>Rennies (can't be without 'em :P )

Oh and not to mention the 230V inverter under the seat.

brendansmith

A freshly stabbed and beaten Frank Vincent
A camera pointing out the way
A cassette player with a previously recorded speech of mine where I talk about always wanted to be a gangster.

Ev84

Senna wrote: »

I know, ya'd think he'd want to give her back, the smell must be terrible by now.

I give up :rolleyes:

irelandspurs

My wife

arybvtcw0eolkf

Ev84 wrote: »

I give up :rolleyes:

Don't, the McCann's haven't.

im invisible

Abdiel Delightful Teacher wrote: »

Don't, the McCann's haven't.

can you imagine what state she'd be in now if shes still alive,,,

You're sittin there, imagining that, all she's been through, sure she might be better off dead...

CBBB

a set of pink furry dice

kiddums

Right now?

That would be the back of my car.
Thats right, the back of my car is IN my boot.:cool:

Car got written off about a week ago.:eek::(

kiddums

kiddums wrote: »

Right now?

That would be the back of my car.
Thats right, the back of my car is IN my boot.:cool:

Car got written off about a week ago.:eek::(

Was it a Ford concertina! :pac:

In my boot: Turf & stones.

Ev84

Abdiel Delightful Teacher wrote: »

Don't, the McCann's haven't.

I would say they have at heart somehow, it's 100% their own fault the stupid f**king c**nts! What the f**k were they thinking going out and leaving their kids in bed. Sorry for being off topic. All thats in my boot is my little girls buggy (and no, its not maddie's before all you smartarse's jump on that chance of a few thanks) and a toolbox.

@Dean09 no offence meant bud. I always enjoy a bit of dark humour but i draw the line at abducted kids. I couldn't give a f**k if you had 600 thanks on your post i would still say the same. Unlike Abdiel Delightful Teacher, Senna and bonerm there who wanted to jump on the "thanks" train. Well done lads, well done.

Funkfield

Dean09 wrote: »

Maddie

Ev84 wrote: »

I know this is AH but if you're on about about Madeline mcCann that's pretty low. I don't find it funny at all. That's just f**kin' lousy man :mad:

Senna wrote: »

I know, ya'd think he'd want to give her back, the smell must be terrible by now.

Ev84 wrote: »

I give up :rolleyes:

Abdiel Delightful Teacher wrote: »

Don't, the McCann's haven't.

THIS.................

...is the funniest exchange I have ever seen on Boards.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D



EDIT: When I wrote this I had no idea this post would show up right under the one above.