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People who just look like twats.

  • 08-03-2011 7:35pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭


    This weekend I was "treated" to a sighting of Glen Hansard on Saturday and Ryan Tubridy on Sunday.

    If anyone has a big, smug, twatty heads on them, it's these two.

    Tubbers was with Aoibheann Ní IrishsurnameIcan'tspell, who looked VERY purdy, so that would probably explain his smugitude.

    Glen just looked like he was enjoying the smell of his own farts.

    Twats. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    People who wear a t-shirt or light jumper with a scarf wrapped around their necks are twats. If you're that feckin cold wear a bloody coat!

    I suspect the fact that I call them jumpers rather than sweaters would indicate anyway what I think of such people!!

    PS: Who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts? The very worst thing in life is to be enjoying the product of one's own flatulence, only to find that the person next to you has snuck in an anonymous one of his own at the same time!!:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    Einhard wrote: »
    People who wear a t-shirt or light jumper with a scarf wrapped around their necks are twats. If you're that feckin cold wear a bloody coat!

    I suspect the fact that I call them jumpers rather than sweaters would indicate anyway what I think of such people!!

    there was some absolute **** on in the audience on The Frontline (I think it was on that I saw him) with a stupid scarf loosely draped around him last night, goddamn I wanted to punch him in the neck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/douchebags.jpg

    Seems oddly fitting.

    Mainly I find those people who sit around Uni's and even the beach badly playing an Acoustic Guitar the worst.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Whatever about the Preying mantis, leave Glenn alone! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Absurdum wrote: »
    there was some absolute **** on in the audience on The Frontline (I think it was on that I saw him) with a stupid scarf loosely draped around him last night, goddamn I wanted to punch him in the neck

    Easier, and more effective, to just tighten the scarf for him.;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,270 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Piers Morgan.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Einhard wrote: »
    PS: Who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

    OK, everyone does *a little* but it's only a coping mechanism. ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    RichieC wrote: »
    Whatever about the Preying mantis, leave Glenn alone! :mad:

    No, sorry, he's the twattiest of all the twats. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Chuck Norris


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    No, sorry, he's the twattiest of all the twats. :P

    ISNT ISNT ISNT AND NO TAKEYBACKIES!11


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Links234 wrote: »
    Chuck Norris

    Nice knowing you Links. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭johnmcdnl


    Dylan Haskins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 197 ✭✭Bobjims


    John Gormley


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    RichieC wrote: »
    Whatever about the Preying mantis, leave Glenn alone! :mad:
    RichieC wrote: »
    ISNT ISNT ISNT AND NO TAKEYBACKIES!11

    RichieC is a twat!!



    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Einhard wrote: »
    Nice knowing you Links. :eek:

    He gave up being badass to focus on being a religious nutjob, so you can say what you like about him now.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Piers Morgan.

    Oh God, YES!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Einhard wrote: »
    RichieC is a twat!!



    :pac:

    :mad:

    well I never...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 197 ✭✭Bobjims


    Can't believe Jedward haven't been mentioned yet!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Oh God, YES!!!!

    That sounded...oddly...sexual...

    Or else you're using herbal essences again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    David Hasselhoff (The Hoff) :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    Bobjims wrote: »
    Can't believe Jedward haven't been mentioned yet!

    Too obvious.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    Einhard wrote: »
    That sounded...oddly...sexual...

    Or else you're using herbal essences again.

    A lil from column A, a lil yadda yadda yadda.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    RichieC wrote: »
    He gave up being badass to focus on being a religious nutjob, so you can say what you like about him now.
    plus he also looks like a gigantic twat :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Play fairly people and no quoting pics of boardsies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    super-rush wrote: »
    Play fairly people and no quoting pics of boardsies.

    super-rush is a tw...emendous moderator.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Any guy who works in Topman, they all dress like freaks/queers :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭Mister men


    Andrea Roche


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭HooterSnout


    Ray Foley. He has got some egg face up on him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 312 ✭✭lamai


    anyone with a beard


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 852 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    Those Seoige twins, soulless ice queens the pair of them.

    Still, aul fagan would be whipped if the situation arose,

    but i wouldn't enjoy it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Former Minister Barry Andrews, who happens to be related to Ryan Tubridy. Being a twat runs in the family.

    Also former Minister Mary Hanafin. Everything about her is annoying.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy




  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Twattiest twat ever, tbh.

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 mrsnesbit!


    its important to remember guys that wherever you go in life you will always meet twats.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept



    +1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭bryaner


    Jeremy Kyle 10/10 twat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin



    What a cnut


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    What a cnut

    I know, right? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,903 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/douchebags.jpg

    Seems oddly fitting.

    Mainly I find those people who sit around Uni's and even the beach badly playing an Acoustic Guitar the worst.

    It's always this fcuker....he brings his guitar to any party, on the bus...he'd probably bring it to his mother's funeral in case a sing song broke out and he'd lead the way with American Pie.....CNUT


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭desaparecidos



    XML Parsing Error: not well-formed. Twatty xml


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,794 ✭✭✭chillywilly



    You can not make a twat out of us, the people who do not own a facebook page. We are untwattable.






    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    Girls who pull that "duck face" (I'm sure you've all heard the youtube song at this stage and know that face in question). The look like they are somewhere between blowing a kiss, and trying not to fart.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,655 ✭✭✭1966



    dont recognise this pair but am not fully up to speed on twats just yet (still learning)

    who are they


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    deathrider wrote: »
    Girls who pull that "duck face" (I'm sure you've all heard the youtube song at this stage and know that face in question). The look like they are somewhere between blowing a kiss, and trying not to fart.

    That is bloody annoying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭u140acro3xs7dm


    This weekend I was "treated" to a sighting of Glen Hansard on Saturday and Ryan Tubridy on Sunday.

    If anyone has a big, smug, twatty heads on them, it's these two.

    Tubbers was with Aoibheann Ní IrishsurnameIcan'tspell, who looked VERY purdy, so that would probably explain his smugitude.

    Glen just looked like he was enjoying the smell of his own farts.

    Twats. :D
    I was treated to the sight of Hansard on Saturday too poncing about with his with his manbag.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    I was treated to the sight of Hansard on Saturday too poncing about with his with his manbag.

    Near Trinity?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭letsbehonest


    People who phone live line to complain about there mortgage!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭u140acro3xs7dm


    Near Trinity?
    In a pub off Grafton street


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Dave MacSavage... hang on... isn't he related to Tubridy too?? I see a pattern...


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