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Ireland has been invaded and taken over, March 2011

  • 03-03-2011 10:29pm
    #1
    NeedaNewName
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭


    Yeah it happened. We were invaded last night and another country owns us. Possibly Germany.

    They have their military might on show and they have their army on the streets.

    At least once a day you have to be stopped and searched or questioned. they don't want anyone starting crap.

    You OK with that?

    They will try and demean you. taunt you even but you have to be a better person.

    we owe them a lot of money and it makes sense that they protect their investment. Even the UN and NATO has decided not to get involved stating that it is an internal issue between both countries.

    Are you OK with that?

    There will be checkpoints on all M50 exits for security measures and you will have you car and personage searched. They will also be on all main exits of major cities and any places deemed to be "unrestful"

    For an easy life would all that be OK. You just get searched on average twice a week tbh. Little or no abuse by the occupiers unless you asked for it.


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Comments

  • #2
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Cool story bro


  • #3
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Who said what to who now


  • #4
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Worst Stephen King story ever!


  • #5
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Ich begrüsse unsere neuen Oberherren.


  • #6
    P_1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,681 ✭✭✭✭P_1


    Cool! Dibs on the Quisling role!


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  • #7
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    ja, ja, hurry up, we will be late for Kraftwerk


  • #8
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Yeah, but they'll get the buses running on time.


  • #9
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Ich bin ein hamburger.

    Or whatever.


  • #10
    oppenheimer1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,084 ✭✭✭oppenheimer1


    It was actually the Swiss. A Swiss company bought Coillte and now owns 7% of the country by area.


  • #11
    pvt6zh395dqbrj
    Closed Accounts Posts: 183 ✭✭pvt6zh395dqbrj


    Aaaaah the sweet smell of the germanic invasion.

    "Quindi, Invasiano" as the italians would say

    "El Invasiani" as they would say in spain.

    And as for our German friends, they call it - "Destiny"


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  • #12
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    I don't use the M50


  • #13
    desaparecidos
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭desaparecidos


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Cool story bro

    Anyone who thanks this is a wanker.


  • #14
    Mezcita
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Mezcita


    I'll have whatever the OP is drinking.


  • #15
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    As long as they keep some of the more disturbing German porn to themselves, I see little problem with this!


  • #16
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Kuhl Geschichte Bru!


  • #17
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    desaparecidos wrote: »
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Cool story bro
    Anyone who thanks this is a wanker.

    ...and now off to bed with me.


  • #18
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    Yeah, but they'll get the buses running on time.
    That was Mussolini with the trains. Hitler just upped the capacity of his trains.


  • #19
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    desaparecidos wrote: »
    Anyone who thanks this is a wanker.

    U mad?


  • #20
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    desaparecidos wrote: »
    Anyone who thanks this is a wanker.
    I do like a good stress relieving tug.


  • #21
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    desaparecidos wrote: »
    Anyone who thanks this is a wanker.


    Im sure your ma will thank it when she stops by so!


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  • #22
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    desaparecidos wrote: »
    Anyone who thanks this is a wanker.

    Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap... Eh? What? I'm not a w-oh never mind. Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap


  • #23
    NeedaNewName
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭NeedaNewName


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    U mad?


    4chan >>>>

    or

    <<<<<

    depending.


  • #24
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    desaparecidos wrote: »
    Anyone who thanks this is a wanker.
    And Gummy Panda can think you for all the thanks


  • #25
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Do we have to wear little yellow stars??....cos that could be a deal breaker


  • #26
    NeedaNewName
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭NeedaNewName


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Do we have to wear little yellow stars??....cos that could be a deal breaker

    No you don't. Just carry on as normal. that's how it works.


  • #27
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    But when do the Nazi zombies turn up?


  • #28
    Manach
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,768 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Perhaps our Polish community will not quite take this news with the same sang-froid.


  • #29
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,973 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Do we have to wear little yellow stars??....cos that could be a deal breaker

    Only Fianna Fail voters have to wear the little yellow stars.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #30
    alandublin15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 169 ✭✭alandublin15


    car bombs a checkpoint ..... endaakennny w-ackbar


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  • #31
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    amdublin wrote: »
    Ich bin ein hamburger.

    Or whatever.

    Ich bin ein Berni Inn-er


  • #32
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #33
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    To be frank further discussion is required on this ...


  • #34
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    oppenheimer1 wrote: »
    It was actually the Swiss. A Swiss company bought Coillte and now owns 7% of the country by area.
    Thats OK, now we will be stealing swiss x-mas trees rather than Irish ones, that sounds way better.


  • #35
    toxicity234
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭toxicity234


    i for one welcome our new germany overlords.
    we'll drink them under the table and germany hate that...


  • #36
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    Blondini wrote: »
    To be frank führer discussion is required on this ...

    FYP


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  • #37
    Bobjims
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 197 ✭✭Bobjims


    Lets hope they brought their women with them... ;)


  • #38
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    desaparecidos wrote: »
    Anyone who thanks this is a wanker.
    Which one, yours or pandas??- you are confusing us **** here, the auld eyesights not the best anymore, etc. . edit: Oh yeah, and : Heil Merkel. Begrussung mein Fuhreress, I vill be ze vun hidink in ze bushes und blastink pizz at you.


  • #39
    IrishAce1000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9 ✭IrishAce1000


    Es ist Zeit für Rache ....


    Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten ....


  • #40
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    I for one welcome our new German overlords.



































    No, really - I ACTUALLY DO.


  • #41
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,973 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    toxicity234 wrote: »
    i for one welcome our new germany overlords.
    we'll drink them under the table and germany hate that...

    Just remember when signalling three, use your thumb, index and ring finger or you will give yourself away.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



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  • #42
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    I would genuinely welcome a peaceful invasion from Germany.


  • #43
    NeedaNewName
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭NeedaNewName


    I lol'd.

    Needed replies well met, hail fellow.


  • #44
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Germany takes over, we install a Fianna Fail party in Germany. Ten years pass and the Germans are now owned by the Chinese. Simples


  • #45
    questionmark?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    Would this mean I dont have to pay VRT when buying a car in Berlin and bringing it over here???

    If so BMW M5 and zee germans I welcome!


  • #46
    silverspoon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 361 ✭✭silverspoon


    Google Translate is shockingly bad.


  • #47
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Pauleta wrote: »
    I would genuinely welcome a peaceful invasion from Germany.
    Fcuk that. If I got the chance I'd gut them like fish if they showed up em masse. No such thing as a peaceful invasion. Wellll I suppose that IMF guy walking unmolested from his hotel to the central bank was one. Well they effectively took over the financial controls of our country even if that was by proxy. Sad to say. :(

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #48
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    ((((((((((((((((((((HEIL HITLER)))))))))))))))))))))))


  • #49
    Ah nuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭Ah nuts


    No need to panic. They will leave on the 18th March after seeing our vomit filled streets on Paddys day.

    They hate messy drinkers.


  • #50
    casandra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43 ✭casandra


    AAHHH SHxT, I thought the I.M.F were coming to sort out our corruption and terrible waste of money, and all we got was a sub prime loan of money at intrest rates we can't afford and can never repay --- HELP


  • #51
    Cybertron85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭Cybertron85


    One group of arseholes is replaced by another group of arseholes with different accents, what's the problem.


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